Tick: You know, Arthur, it's really been quite a day. On the outside, oh, sure, we were pursued by Swiss Industrial Spies, trapped in the belly of a whale. But what really pursued us? Where were we really trapped? C'mon, Arthur. Get meta with me. What pursued us were our own obsessions. I'm good, you're evil. I'm a superhero, you're a sidekick. I'm a woman, you're a man. What does it all mean? Nothing. And where were we all trapped? I'll tell you where, Arthur. In the belly of Love - Love, Chum, Love.

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Tick: Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way.

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Tick: Oh, look, Arthur, it's a completely rehabilitated villain. She's comfortable with herself. Comfort, commitment, marriage, what do these things have in common? The letter 'C' except for marriage, and if people get all British whenever they get knocked on the head, what do British people get? I know... comatose. Another 'C'.

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Tick's Brain: Tick, this is your mind speaking.
Tick: Oh. Hello.
Tick's Brain: Sorry I haven't been around much lately but I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.

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Tick: I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli.

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Tick: I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater. We are superheroes, men, we don't have time to be charming. The boots of evil were made for walkin'. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?


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Tick: Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.

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Tick: And so, Arthur, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me.

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Tick: Ah ha-ha, chess. The ancient contest of wits. Two opponents: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look: magnets for ease of travel. You could play chess on the moon.

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The Evil Midnight Bomber: I'm cookin' with gas. I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad. Yeah. That's your spinal cord. Baby. Dig it. Who's the man? I'm the man. I'm a bad man. How bad? Real bad. I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness.
The Evil Midnight Bomber: So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!

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1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ?
Never gave it a name...ehh...Jimmy i suppose. I got it when i was born. S'on my upper leg

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Loads of posters, and wallpaper

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Like a submarine covered in sellotape, what a stupid question.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Loads, i love the beatles and 60's-80's the mostest

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
The Superman Crest

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Tea

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Friends, not havin to think about the future

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
A long long time ago, when dinosaurs walked teh earth. Simpler times

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Nope, I am macho hehe Im like batman ! a DARK knight.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Person ?.....would've been over 10 years ago. Cried for my dog last year though.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
CK One is lovely

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Any...im easy goin

15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
Who made this quiz ? If i have a headache maybe

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
TEA !!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
pepperoni and jalapeno and pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Mash potatoes and cabbage

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Ehhh...probably a customer in work.

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Irish, and german...well ....dunno how good it is nowadays

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU
Life ? ! ...

22. DO U LIKE SOMEONE?
No...i hate everyone...stupid quiz...ii think Q.19's answer should be the person who wrote this quiz tbh ! Yes..i like loads of ppl @_

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Not into brandnames, thats for egotistical saps and wannabes

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
DeLorean ...from Back to the Future

27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
Goes together like a horse and carriage

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Where are they going ? Can't help fallin in love

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
I think you're great !! ...each is different, not givin my secrets away

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED :
11

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU TEXT OFTEN?
Chel and Ads. I'd text Fists but he never has credit

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Ppl who mutter under their breath, or who spread rumours. Grrrr

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Fire ?? Avalanches, ehh...high explosives.

36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECIEVED?
Photo Frame with a Pic of me Chel and Leanne i think...i like Hugs though Im happy with them

37. FIRST JOB?
In a meat factory, left after my back week

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Of course, used to do em all the time with soundboards.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Tryin to talk someone through removing a virus

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wouldnt

41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE?
Never

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
For being nice ...which is good i suppose. I was told that i was the reincarnation of J.C

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Break the law and drink it anyways

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Nothing, just another day to me.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
2-3

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My grandad

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
iNo, i don't really wish at all tbh.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Chocolate fingers

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Runnin out of questions quiz guy ??..ye asked this ! When my dog died

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
She be a fine vessel

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I think ill quit this quiz now..ham..