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Tutto su di me
<------- Me and the World Cup!! Oh yeah!! :D

A young lady goes to her doctor desperate for help. She explains that her fanny keeps whispering to her in the middle of the night..."Liverpool are gonna win the Premiership!" The doc replies..."Don't worry, it's perfectly normal. Loads of c**ts talk like this!!" :D :D :D



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MAN UNITED TIL I DIE!!

Champions of 3urope!!

Premiership Champ10ns!!


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Music
Well first n foremost my fave musician is Corky Bucek(You know that song Bing Bang Bing Bang Bong Binga Banga Bing Bang Click Wink). Also System, Rage, Mastodon, Pantera, Chilli Peppers, The D, G 'n' R, Nirvana, Audioslave, Green Day, Motorhead, Foos, Machine Head, Coheed and Cambria Trivium, Dragonforce, Slayer, Metallica, Maiden etc. Basically anythin that rawks!! The Boosh music is kick ass too!!
Films
Anythin by/starring Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, George Lucas, Sacha Baron Cohen, Guy Ritchie, Coen bros, Kevin Spacey, Nic Cage and loadsa others i can't think of!!!
Sports
Love the oul 5-a-side, if only I was fit tho...!! I'm a HUGE Ireland and Man. United fan. Wexford in the GAA, happy times this year!!
Scared Of
Angela outa Arch Enemy, Laura's pinchy toes, the thought of United not winning the league this season!!
Happiest When
With my lovely lil Laura (Aw Shucks!!) & Watching football & Kickin Conor's ass at Pro Evo & Havin a beer or 10 wit friends & Concerts (nothin better on the planet than a good band live!!)
T.V.
Meerkat Manor, Phoenix Nights, The Boosh, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Bottom, Summer Heights High, Young Ones, Family Guy, Scrubs, Simpsons, Friends, Black Books, South Park, Jackass, Fr. Ted, Wildboyz, 70's Show, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Spaced, Bo Selecta, Only Fools And Horses... Basically anything where I can turn off my (supposed) brain and have a bit of a laugh!!
Hate
Ads, i'm so fookin sick of ads, they drive me INSANE!!!!! I hate when Peter won't shut up and how bleedin loud he can be, no offence!! Ashley Cole, good footballer in fairness, but such a punch-able face!!!! John (Mr. Chelscum) Terry, wanker!! Frank Lampard, even bigger wanker!!
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Laura

Laura

She's my lobster!!

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    • THE RULES OF MANHOOD

      THE RULES OF MANHOOD

      (1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

      (2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
      a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
      b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
      c) After wrecking your boss' car.
      d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
      e) When she is using her teeth

      (3) Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.

      (4) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

      (5) If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

      (6) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

      (7) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

      (8) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

      (9) When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

      (10) You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

      (11) It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

      (12) Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

      (13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

      (14) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

      (15) Women who claim they "love to watch sport" must be treated as
      spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sport watchers.

      (16) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

      (17) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both.... that's just mean.

      (18) If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

      (19) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours... except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

      (20) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
      a)Yeah, Baby, Push it!
      b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
      c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

      (21) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both urinating, both queuing, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

      (22) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

      (23) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to do it again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

      (24) It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

      (25) Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

      (26) The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation, end of story

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    • Life

      It's all a bunch of tree-huggin hippy crap!!!!

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    chiudi What South Park Character Are You?

    What South PArk character are you?

    My result is: Kyle

    You are a skeptical and intelligent, yet fairly impressionable person. You do not really follow your religion. Your favourite two colours are Green and Orange. You do not like people retorting your religion and will retaliate by name calling. You will almost believe anyone, other than your enemies and you cannot always keep in with the new fads and fashions.
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    chiudi 63 Annoying Questions Survey

    63 Annoying Questions Survey

    Song that always makes you sad: When September Ends
    Last thing you bought: Can of Coke
    Last person you argued with: Prob Laura
    Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: Nope
    One of your nicknames as a kid: Porridge
    Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: Hell no!!
    Favorite day of the week: Saturday
    Favorite Sundae topping: Nuts
    Did you take Piano lessons: Yessum
    Most frequent song played: ???
    TV show you secretly enjoy: Countdown
    Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Footy for me
    Date someone older or younger: Younger
    One place you could travel right now: NY
    Do you use umbrellas: Nope
    Do you know all the words to your national anthem: No, sadly
    Favorite Cheese: Mature cheddar
    Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: MCR
    Blondes or Brunettes: Blonde
    Best job you ever had: ???
    Did you go to your high school prom: Stupid American questions...
    Perfect time to wake up: 11
    Perfect time to go to bed: 2
    Do you use your queen right away in chess: Don't play
    Ever been in a car accident: Yarp
    Closer to mom or dad...or neither: Close to both
    What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: Princess
    What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 90's all the way
    Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: ???
    Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: Old footy jerseys
    Were you in track and field: Nope
    Were you ever in a school talent show: Narp
    Have you ever written in a library book: Nope
    Allergic to: Nowt
    Favorite fruit: Banana
    Have you watched sex and the city: Nope
    Baseball hat or toque: Baseball (Wtf is a toque??)
    Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: Shower Gel
    Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: Wet
    Pen or pencil: Pen
    Have you ever gambled at a casino: Nope
    Have you thrown up on a plane: Narp
    Have you thrown up in a car: Car: No....Bus: YES
    Have you thrown up at work: No
    Do you scream on roller coasters: No
    Who was your first prom date: I'm getting bored now....
    Who was your first roommate: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
    What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: Bulmers (Yuk)
    What was your first job: Gardening for a neighbour
    What was your first car: ???
    When did you first go to a funeral: Not sure
    How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: ???
    Who was your first grade teacher: STUPID AMERICAN QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!
    When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: zzzzzzzzzzzz
    Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: Basher (RIP)
    Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: With Paul & Debbie
    Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: Laura/Parents
    Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: Graham & Colette's
    What is the first thing you do in the morning: Open my eyes
    What was the first concert you attended: Linkin Park, Amsterdam 2001.
    First tattoo or piercing: Ear pierced
    Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Portugal I think...
    First celebrity crush: Pam Anderson...mmm!!

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    chiudi Typing Speed

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    chiudi Favourite Quotes

    I'm gonna leap on ya and suck your head like a chuppa chup lolly

    Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy:
    [insulted] What did you say? Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.

    (refering to the gorilla) I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know! With the hand feet. The brown little hand foot man!

    I'm not supposed to eat Twiglets... They make me violent

    Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

    WHAT IS THIS?? A CENTRE FOR ANTS?? How can you expect us to teach children to learn to read good, if they can't even fit inside the building...the centre has to be at least...*thinking*...three times bigger than this!!

    Look at that face! I bet his Corn Flakes tried to climb out of the bowl!

    Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.

    [Marge] Homer, the plant called, they said if you don't turn up tomorrow, don't bother turning up Monday.
    [Homer] Woo-hoo, four day weekend!

    You ever had a goose rip off your scrotum and sell it a day later on eBay? Well I have, and it ain't perty!

    If you want I will take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain, order up some violent quiche...

    chiudi Which Rock Band Are You

    Which Rock Band Are You?

    Metallica

    Metallica is an Amercan heavy metal band that formed in 1981.
    Metallica's original line-up consisted of Ulrich, rhythm guitarist and vocalist James Hetfield, lead guitarist Dave Mustaine, and bassist Ron McGovney. McGovney and Mustaine were later ejected from the band, in favour of Cliff Burton and Kirk Hammett, respectively.
    The ejection of Mustaine has subsequently resulted in a feud between him and Metallica.

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    chiudi The Best Profile Survey


    Name :   Padraig Hayes
    Nick Name :   Podge
    Birthdate :   07/11/83
    Birthplace:   Wexford
    Current Location:   Arkla
    Eye Color:   Blue
    Hair Color:   Brown
    Height:   6' 2
    Weight:   For what?!
    Piercings:   4
    Tatoos:   Not yet
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Laura
    Vehicle:   Me legs
    Overused Phrase:   Yip Yip
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Chicken
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Sallys
    Candy:   Wispa
    Number:   7
    Color:   Black
    Animal:   Monkey
    Drink:   Miller
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Ass
    Perfume:   Howya Boss
    TV Show:   Loadsa stuff....I'll say Simpsons
    Music Album:   Emm..another toughie..I'll say Vulgur Display
    Movie:   Too many to mention
    Actor/Actress:   Will Ferrell/Adam Sandler
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Coke, Pepsi sucks
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Burger King nicer but Macca's is cheaper!!
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
    Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
    Dog or Cat:   Cat
    Rap or Punk:   Rock/Metal
    Summer or Winter:   Both the same in this country!!
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
    Love or Money:   Love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   Whenever
    Most Missed Memory:   Being a child with NO worries!!
    Best phyiscal feature:   My six-pack
    First Thought Waking Up:   Don't wanna get up!!
    Ambition:   To be successful
    Best Friends:   Buggle, Andy, Mad.
    Weakness:   Too easygoing
    Fears:   Big hairy spiders, death
    Longest relationship:   2yrs8months & counting......
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
    Ever been beaten up:   Nope
    Ever beaten someone up:   Yep, twas when I was a kid though
    Ever Shoplifted:   Ah a coupla lil things years & years ago!!
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   Nope
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Of course
    Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Blue/Green
    Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde
    Short or Long:   Brazilian/Hollwood Wax
    Height:   Petit
    Style:   Whatever
    Looks or Personality:   Both is perfect`
    Hot or Cute   Meh!
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   ???
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   USA
    How do you want to Die:   Quick and painless
    Been to the Mall Lately:   Yessum
    Get along with your Parents:   Yessum, they rock!!
    Health Freak:   Haha
    Do you think your Attractive:   Kinda
    Believe in Yourself:   Most of the time
    Want to go to College:   Too old now....
    Do you Smoke:   Yarp
    Do you Drink:   Yarp
    Shower Daily:   Yarp
    Been in Love:   I am in love
    Do you Sing:   Usually only when drunk/alone
    Want to get Married:   Of course
    Do you want Children:   Of course
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Lost it, still bleedin lookin for it!!
    Hate anyone:   A few pricks out there alright
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    • Laura
      luv Laura

      hallo zample!!

      10 settimane fa
    • Jackie Wildcat
      Jackie Wildcat

      hye podge hows things wit ya?

      weel be seeing you on the bus too Metallica i hope. :)

      20 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      Hey podge how are ya? I was so drunk friday night and hyper as hell. I'll be behaving for a bit after that I think..

      26 settimane fa
    • Laura
      luv Laura

      Hello there sexy buttum, wat u doin on line this late? Im really starting to love ur video on ur flashbox, think i nearly know all the words by now, JIZZED IN MY PANTS to say the least :) 4got to tell u Jim n Jenny r stayin n urs with me n u if thats otay coz no room n Cats talk to u tomorrow love u loads Love peanut aka stinky xxxx

      27 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      Hey podge hows life treating you? any excitement? ive not been out in ages is it the same old boring scene out?

      27 settimane fa
    • Aisy O'
      Aisy O'

      Hello Pooodgeeee!
      :D

      29 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      Never is anything exciting to report at the moment ha ha been keeping quiet.

      29 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      Hey podge long time no see or talk any news? I've not been out in a few weeks cant stand going to bars here anymore there so boring...

      29 settimane fa
    • Michael Halpin
      Michael Halpin

      podge boys the weekend started lat nite 4 me and kinsy and ian lol

      31 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      Hey podge I went out last night for abit couldnt see anyone that i knew out so i just went home was dead quiet out

      31 settimane fa
    • Aisy O'
      Aisy O'

      yeah i know what u mean!!! i was gona head out but i feel kinda sick now tbh :(
      n had the funniest night with cat n laura n rob last night!!! :L :L

      31 settimane fa
    • Aisy O'
      Aisy O'

      hmmm the head was okay! but i didnt get to sleep till 10 am :O n then i slept till 5 or somethin..i hadn't even noticed the sun was up!!!!:L
      im grand atm...:) just been eatin chocolate and watchin tv all day! :L im such a bum! :O

      you goin out this weekend?

      31 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      No excitement with me planning a trip away during the summer dont know where to do... possibly another haunted place ha ha ha na somewhere nice where i can chill and go for few drinks and just relax..

      31 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      there like dimmu borgir. melodic death metal its awesome stuff if you like it heavy

      31 settimane fa
    • Derek The Archmage
      Derek The Archmage

      Hey podge how is life treating you any excitement at all? ever heard of a band called old man's child recently discovered them i think there pretty decent.

      31 settimane fa
    • Michael Halpin
      Michael Halpin

      just shouwed it 2 the mother she is in hysterics lol

      31 settimane fa
    • Michael Halpin
      Michael Halpin

      seen your my twins pic

      31 settimane fa
    • Michael Halpin
      Michael Halpin

      podge

      31 settimane fa
    • Aisy O'
      Aisy O'

      HeeeeeeeeeeeeeyPodge!!! :D

      Cats was a blast the other night...:P have fun??

      32 settimane fa
    • Michael Halpin
      Michael Halpin

      join my mafia now or i will put a hit on ya

      32 settimane fa