Martin O'Neill
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- Motto
- I assume you all have guns and crack.
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- I have nothing to say.
Starting with introductions...hello.
Goodbye.
- From the view of a midget
- From down here Martin is tall. He is a kind individual who makes us all giggle until we can't physically handle it. He provides entertainment to the max. A lovable, kind character. He is a midget's friend. The boy next door who you can only adore. From the view of a midget he is truly magic.
- Films
- Star Trek
- Sports
- Well after Beatrice pushed me into a watering can, my sprained ankle has stopped me from doing anything sport related at all *sigh*
- Scared Of
- The day my parents stop loving me
- Happiest When
- With your mother.
- Lourdes...
- Is crackin' banter.
- Incident
- I look across the table and think
(fiery with love)
Ask me, go on, ask me
to do something impossible,
something freakishly useless,
something unimaginable and inimitable
like making a inger break into blossom
or walking for half an hour in twenty minutes
or remembering tomorrow.
I will you ask it.
But all you say is
Will you give me a cigarette, please?
And I smile and,
returning to the marvellous world
of possibility,
I give you one
with a hand that trembles
with a human trembling.
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Arctic Monkeys or Ordinary Boys?
- Arctic Monkeys
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This Feeling
This Feeling – Martin O’Neill
I am a desert.
Your hand touches mine,
And I am lost
Within those creases of your smile
I could scream to the clouds to let me go
But your eyes lock me
I’m so glad I’ve found out
Why Shakespeare writes with so much truth
Truth, that I never knew, a truth that is so true
We know more about the clouds than we do of this feeling
That we could write pages on it and come to no conclusion
I could get the street to sing Hallelujah
That still would not come close to this feeling
I am a desert.
And you are the sand.
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The Hangover
The Hangover – Martin O’Neill
My head hurts and I’m sure I know why,
My alarm clock is screaming, no, more like a cry
I feel like my face has shattered into one thousand pieces
My stomach is a mess, a maze of tiny little creases
What has happened to make me feel this way?
Alcohol, answer the indictment, aye or nay?
It was you, wasn’t it?
You temptress, you whore!
I don’t remember much from last night
Maybe I don’t want to for fear of fright
What did I say?
What did I do?
To make my head, forever in the loo,
Dear alcohol, how you make men wine
Wine, aye, there’s the line
For what was in that red drink for kings?
To make me fall to the ground,
Like an angel, without the wings
An angel, I was, until I hit the sauce
Dear Christ, what “sweet nothings” did I say to the boss?!
I just want to die; it’d be better that way
Rather than have to live with this miserable pain
What divine border had been crossed when I hit the sauce?
To make me weep like a child forever lost
I do not remember much but that
Me, screaming to the sky, damn thee bat!
But there was no bat, I remember them saying
But I was too gone to listen to them praying
I think I’m still drunk from the night before,
I start to pray, for sweet adore
To bless me with the grace to serve the world
But there is no answer, as I lay, curled
I dread the white light of work
What will Martin say, the stupid jerk
All that can be left to say is dear alcohol,
I marvel at your power to dismay.
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Wha's like us?
The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume - a shabby raincoat - patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.
En route to his office he rides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Vetinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he recieves the mail bearing adhesive stamps ivented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on the T.V. an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.
Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
He has now been reminded too much of Scotland an in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot - King James VI - who authorised its translation.
He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.
Hecould take a rifle and end it all but the breech-loaing rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.
If he escpaed death, he could find himself on the operating table injected with Penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland and given Chloroform, anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of the anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of good Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask-
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries2 tygodnie temuHi Martin O'Neill,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
We hope you all had a good weekend? Check out the pics from the foam party on Friday night it really was huge!!!
This week we change things a little, for free entry this weekend go to jumpinjaksguestlist.com and stick ur name on the guestlist, this will get you free entry all nights b4r 12!!! Plus at 1am if your on the list we will be running a prize draw to win £100.... So just sign up.......
Dont forget this Saturdau night we have Lauren & Molly BASSHUNTER babes on stage(hot girls for the guys)
See you at the weekend!!
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries3 tygodnie temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will remove you!!!
FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT,
THIS FRIDAY FOAM PARTY with the BIGGEST foam cannon in the whole of the UK you do not want to miss this one it will be HUGE.
Check out our pics from the weekend we had Jamie Lomas and Kim Marsh in the club.
Password of the week- "Bring in a bar of chocolate"
You can now add us on msn " dumfries@helenaleisure.com"
Again Friday night is going to be huge free entry in beach wear b4 12.
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries5 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
If you dont want our updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
Pictures from Halloween are now up we hope you enjoy!!!
This week we have a school disco for you, FREE entry for anyone in uniform. We have a huge bungee run on the night which you dont want to miss its great fun!!!
Password of the week is to bring in an item that starts with the letter "Z" this will get you free entry b4 12 all nights.
WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks live Saturday 14th November girls DONT MISS IT!!!
See you at the weekend
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries8 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Just a quick update to let you know that this Friday is our FOAM PARTY.
Did you miss out last time? Have a look at our pics to see what a gret night it was. We do it all again on Friday doors open 11pm Selected drinks £1.30
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK-Bring in a bar of chocolate for free entry b4 12 all nights
See you Friday
Love
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries9 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Password of the week-You must bring in an item that starts with the letter H. Bring something in that we can keep and it will get you free entry all nights b4 12.
NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT IS OUR FOAM PARTY,check out our home page for more details FREE entry for anyone in beach wear.
Don't forget to tag your Scott Maslen Pictures....
See you at the weekend
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries11 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
IF YOU DO NOT WANT THESE UPDATES FROM JAKS,SEND US A MESSAGE AND WE WILL TAKE YOU OFF THE LIST.
Our update this week is short and sweet!! Coming up for you on Saturday 3rd October we have SCOTT MASLEN live on stage. We also booked JAMIE LOMAS aka WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks, check out our home page for more details and dates
Password of the week this week, we want you to bring something in that starts with the letter "A"(it has to be something we can keep) This will get you free entry every night before 12am!!!
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries13 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Hope you enjoyed the weekend? It was funny listening to everyone singing jingle bells at the box office to get free entry
Do you have a reason to party anytime soon? How does free entry,q jump,party area and party bag sound to you? Call us on 01387261440 and book your free party!!!
So for the best bit, 'Password of the Week' we want you to bring in a sock (on your feet does not count) and you may NOT get it back!!! So bring a sock and get FREE entry every night before midnight.
Don't forget to check out facebook and bebo for info on all events and check out the pictures from the weekend!!!
Love
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries14 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Password of the week is, sing 'Jingle Bells' at reception for FREE entry all nights before 12. Sing it loud and PROUD!!!!!
This Friday we have our snow/christmas party, which has to be seen to be belived, you have seen a foam party now see a snow party. FREE entry for anyone in christmas gear!!
Saturday 3rd October we have TV heartthrob Scott Maslen live on stage (girls google his name for hot pics)
Dont forget you can book ur free party with us just call 01387 261440
Have a good week look forward to seeing you on Friday night for our first ever SNOW Party!!!!
Jame Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries15 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Just a reminder to keep voting on our poll,yes or no for Danny Dyer in jaks?Vote now!!!
We hope you all enjoyed the foam party on Friday night?All the pics are now up for you to look at and steal ENJOY!!
Friday4th September we have Christmas Revisited SNOW PARTY,with for the first time ever a SNOW CANNON.Anyone in christmas gear will get in 4 free!!
Bank Holiday Sunday,PYJAMA PARTY THIS SUNDAY ALL DRINKS £1!!! FREE ENTRY IN PYJAMAS!!!
Dont forget to book ur party for free entry free bubbly party area and party bag,just call 01387261440 and book for free!!
Password of the week is "eh aw like a donkey"for free entry all nights b4r 12
See you at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries16 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Just a quick message from us this week to keep you up to speed on whats going on this week!!
Friday night is our IBIZA STLYE FOAM PARTY,if you missed out on the last one make sure you are here Friday night for FOAM PARTY number 2.
Anyone in shorts t-shirts and bikini will get free entry before 12.
Password of the week is "Ibiza rocks" use this for free entry all nights before 12.
Dont forget to vote on our poll yes or no for Danny Dyer in jaks!!!!
See you at the weekend
Love
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries17 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Its that time again password of the week to save you cash at the weekend.
OUR BIG QUESTION WOULD YOU PAY £8-£10 TO SEE DANNY DYER IN DUMFRIES???VOTE ON OUR POLL NOW
Our next big event is coming up very soon.Friday 21st is our FOAM PARTY,if you missed out on the last one tihs is ur chance to make up for it(free entry before 12 for anyone in shorts and t-shirt)
Anyone have a a reason to party soon?why not let us help you on the way FREE entry,bubbly,party bag,party cake and enrty into our party area.All u gotta do is call us on 01387261440 and book ur FREE party!!!
Dont forget TV heartthrobe Scott Maslen will be here on saturday 3rd of october(check him out on google girls)
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK IS-SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHTS B4R 12.
Have a good week see u at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries18 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
I hope you are off this bank holiday Monday?
Thought we would cheer you up and send you the password of the week along with this weeks jaks update!
Our next big event is Friday 21st Aug-Our Ibiza style foam party hits town again, ALL DRINKS still 2-4-1. Get your shorts and t-shirts out ready.
Also on the horizon is one for the girls. Saturday October 3rd TV Heart Throb SCOTT MASLEN will be live on the Jaks stage (guys the club will be full of girls that night do not miss out)
Not only that but on Bank Holiday Sunday 30th October want to see you all down here in pyjamas (free entry if you do) Plus ALL DRINKS just £1 all night.
Don't forget 2 book your free party- you get q jump, FREE entry, FREE bubbly, FREE cake, FREE party bag. Call 01387261440 to book yours.
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK-cluck like a chicken for free entry every night before 12.
Much love
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries19 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Did u know we are open on sunday this weekend for our first ever prize ballon drop its not to be missed ALL DRINKS £1.
SCOTT MASLEN One of the biggest heart throbs on tv is appering live @Jaks on Saturday 3rd of october(type his name in google for some hot pics girls)
But before that dont forget that on Friday 21st of August its shorts and t-shirts for our next ibiza stlye Foam party you will love it.
Remember if you or a freind has a birthday coming up soon book it with us FREE.We give q jump,entry,bubbly,cake,party bag and ur own private area of the club all for FREE just call on 01387261440.
Password of the week this week is -"Supercalifragilisticexpialidociou
s" use this @box office for free entry before 12 al lweekend.
We look forward to seeing u at the weekend
Love
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries20 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Here is this weeks update on what is coming up @jaks
Sunday 2nd aug-PRIZE ballon drop-Take part in our first ever prize ballon drop Great prizes Include Free entry 2 jaks for 1 YEAR £100 cash + loads more. ALL DRINKS £1
Friday 21 Aug- Back due to popular demand is our next FOAM PARTY -TIME 2 GET UR SHORTS AND T-SHIRT OUT AGAIN
HOLLYOAKS HUNKS HITS DUMFRIES-We are proud to announce coming 2 jaks we have a hollyoaks hunk check out the website for clues on who it is and when.YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED GIRLS!
Password of the week this week is "Chitty Bang Bang"Sing this @ box office every night for free entry b4r 12!
Do you or a freind have a birthday coming up soon?How does q jump,free entry,bubbly,birthday cake and private area sound?2 book ur FREE party call us on 0138761440
Check out all ur pics from the weekend u can find them on our bebo page or head for facebook and search jumpinjaks dumfries.
Much love
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries21 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill
A little update on what is coming up at Jaks Dumfries.
Aug 2nd is Bank holiday Sunday madness ALL DRINKS will be just £1! -Also join us for our first ever prize ballon drop,prizes include FREE entry to Jaks for 1 YEAR,£100 cash and loads loads more.
Password of the week is up yer kilt use this at box office to get free entry before 12 every night.
Bring in the weekend in style,
Every Thursday £2 entry most drinks £1.20
Friday-ALL DRINKS 2.4.1 Plus its round 3 of Border Babes...
Saturday-All DRINKS 2.4.1 until half 12
Is it your birthday soon or a freinds? Get in touch and book our party area and let us make a fuss of you for the evening. You get FREE admission, FREE bubbly, FREE party, FREE cake bag, plus your own party area and bar
www.jumpinjaksguestlist.com/dumfries...
You can also find us on facebook, just search jumpin jaks dumfries.
Lots of Love
James Prior
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Jadey21 tygodni temuhey dude ...how ws Malawi??? xxxx
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries23 tygodnie temu
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK:
Hi Martin O'Neill
Hi its Jumpin Jaks Dumfries here, just thought i would let you know whats going on this week.
Thursday: most drinks are £1.20
Friday: Border Babes returns with Heat 2. Have you got what it takes to win £800 for just being B E A U T I F U L L!!!! Call 01387 261440 to enter.
Plus all drinks 2-4-1 all night long.....
Saturday: The BIG ONE all drinks 2-4-1 before 12.30am.... Did you see the videos from last Sat (very Funny)
Anyway the best bit. When you get to reception shout 'Tinky Winky' and you will get the following
FREE ADMISSION til 12.30am Thursday
FREE ADMISSION all night Friday
FREE ADMISSION til 12 on Saturday
If you have a birthday/hen/stag night coming up, why not let me sort out the FREE Admission, FREE Cake, FREE party bag, FREE bubbly!!! Message me or call me on the above number.
See You This Weekend Martin O'Neill
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries25 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
Coming up @ Jaks this weekend,
FRIDAY-ALL DRINKS 2-4-1
SATURDAY Guid Nychburris GET IN EARLY TO AVIOD THE Q.
Girls this is ur last chance to enter BORDER BABES 2009 FIRST PRIZE £800 MAIL US FOR DETAILS.
See you at the weekend have a good one.
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries27 tygodni temu
Hi Martin O'Neill,
BORDER BABES 2009 CONTEST HITS JAKS DUMFRIES!
We are looking for the hottest babes in the borders with a chance to win the grand prize of
£800 CASH
Modeling at international shows in association with Browns stylist.
Star beauty treatment package at house of beauty.
To Enter or to find out more mail us or check out our profile page.
Regards
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28 tygodni temu
Steven Fraser
UGGGH i never use bebo so i only just got this message. it is thursday today and i came home also, sweet! you should've came out last night, we went to the hive and it was heavy metal night, totally rockin out to some old school metallica and £1 drinks, BEST TIMES.
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