Its common knowledge that all terrorists have beards,turbans and live in sand (this does not mean all men with turbans,beards and who live in sand are terrorists.........they have to believe in some shitty God with eight arms too)Everyone guesses that all Terrorists are from Iraq or Iran (whats the difference) and that Terrorist are a group of extremley pissed off people with a sole goal of pissing off the entire world with Terrorist attacks.Well how would you feel if I told you otherwise.what if I told that Terrorist werent just a group of individual people with an extreme anti social behaviour problem and that all Terrorist were actually a Race with their own secret country called Terrorland.Thats righs .I have indisputibable evidence (which I lost)that leads me to believe this is true,Im also guessng this from a study I carried out. I took George Bushes birthday and the numbers 9/11,I cross refrenced them with several passages from the Bible and several Roald Dahl books and then I added that number to the number of freckels on Jennifer Lopezez'es face and I came up with my Theory. Terrorland is located 50000 feet under the the country of Nepal and has oly one secret tunnel that leads to our level.This tunnel ends in the middle east and thats why there is a concentration of Terrorists there. Youre probably saying to yourself that this is redicioulous and slightly offensive,well let me tell you that this is no more redicioulous than abything that George Bush writes on his Bolg.The inhabitants or Terrorland are trainede from an early age to hate the world and when there training is complete ther are given a Turban and 6 months to grow a beard.They are then sent threw the tunnel to cause trouble.The one question still remains why does Terrorland hate he world.Well Terrorland was tought to hate the world by the most evil and two-face race of people in the world ...the Australians.Thats right Australia is pissed off at the world bcause they think that their land was litreally pushed away from the mainland.So Australia gave Terrorland a lot of Bullshit stories about how we and the rest off the world hates Brusselsproutes (which Terrorists love) and then got them to do their dirty work.So next time you see an Australian person walking down the street with their perfect smile and surf board,kick them straight in the shins and run

Old Man Broderick was formed one lazy spring, when james broderick was having his back garden redone or sumfink. There was a giant pipe near the fence where the lads say they are bored and junk. We took tht pipe one day while james b was inside and charged it at his door, and he wud come out and tell us off. Well after doin tht several times, we got aaron to film it on his fone. The result was 10 never seen before OMBs, which we modified for internet viewing. They were all very short and we l8r got a video camera and made episode 1, which was actually more of a trailer for the new thing.
Episode1 The lads charge a pipe at the door, only to be chased away
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After those, OMB was born. The first episode they attack his dog and bully him. The Old Man Broderick hops out and chases them out of his house and from the dog. The credits took longer than the actual movie to play. Very Long!!!

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Episode 2, The fall of OMB hope you enjoy your trip
A well received second episode, made by andrew keaveneny. the two bollix lads plan to trip over OMB, and do so. The unsuspecting old coot falls down, and the lads run away. This is a direct adaption from the old phone videos. The blooper real or so eloquentely termed 'fuck ups' were well received, and dubbed much funnier than the vid, by critic, Evan Keaveney. THe blooper reel includes andrew after a shower and several failed trips of OMB.

Episode 3, What the ****????
A vid with mixed reviews. Sum say it was the best, others worst. The two assholes yell profanity at OMB and are challenged to a fight. They duel him, but his 6000HP is no match for Eoghans' T square and Andrews' super abilities. OMB falls to a combi attack. The end half was very enjoyable. Eoghan Fallon had a large hand in the producing of this vid, but is a team effort.

Episode 4, Sex, Drugs and OAPS
A vid with a slightly more positive than negative review. The video was made by Aaron Hastings, and his style is prominent thru the whole video. It is a direct adaption from a fone vid. Tht 1 was aarons favourite. The lads raid OMBs porn collection, but are caught in his house by OMB and he has a heart attack. They flee, with his pills and porn. The blooper reel is there too.

Episode 5, Ask Gilton
A vid with average review. Many saw it as past the peak. It was intended for James to make this vid, but he wasnt able to think of anything, so it was a lopsided team effort. It is a bit of a mock of several things, like Ask Gilton and Mythbuster. The lads dont fight Omb but get sum girls with giltons help. However tht does not work and Gilton is another myth busted!!!!!

Episode 6, Untitled
A vid with very high reviews. The lads plan to attack OMB and travel to Kerry to do so. They attack him and probably kill him. THe video was a joint effort and was very well received. It is an adaption of a different mobile phone one where they kill him in his house. A cliffhanger at the end...

My greatest (and only) goal is to be one of the worlds most commited and iconic actors.Yoy can laugh or call me a dreamer I dont care that just makes you an asshole.Let me beg you to not judge my acting skill by my performances in Old Man Broderick as I was purpously acting obhiously(but you cant argue with results).It may be a bit of a cliche but I dont care about the money,I would gladly work my ass off on a movie and give the money away(Id probablly give most of it to charity ,even I dont realloy care about charity but it will help my image) I want to join the list of great Irish actors like Pierce Brosnan and Colin Farell and I want to join the list of commited method actors like Robert Deniro,Marlyn Brando and Daniel Day Lewis.If youve had a life of doubht about your decisions and one day you realise your so sure you want to do something so badly you would do anything even kill to protect your dream.In my early twentys I plan to go threw something I will call my transformation which is when I will emotionally numb myself and begin to act for the rest of my life which will make my screen preformances seem more real. In my career there will be no part too small and no character too unbaliveable.Ive already learned its the Directors movie not the actors so ill never argue with him and id like too finish by saying that one day you will be able to say "I read that guys Blog when he was a tenager