Emma Bolger

this shit is bannanas....B A N A N AS

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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
hey all,well at the moment,im living the dream...just spent the last year working and travelling oz,am staying another year,im excited and also scared cause my 2 best friends will have left and ill be all on my own...but i know ill have a blast,have had the best time ever so far...and more good times to come..

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  • sexy back



    Sexy Back
    JOE & SHEILA

    I'm gonna shave me back (YEAH)
    And then I’m gonna wax me sack and crack (YEAH)
    I will be smoother than yer man 2pac (YEAH)
    ‘Cept I’m not dead and I am not black (YEAH)

    Take em' to the bridge Sheila

    Duffy Babe… (YEAH?)
    I ring ye on line two… every daaaay (YEAH?)
    I'll let you whip me if I misbehave (WHA Sheila?)
    I’d trim yer beard for you my Joe Duff-aaaaayy! (YEAH?)

    Come here girl
    Ring me back
    I’ll make ye whine
    On Liveline
    When I talk I’ll make ya swoon
    Good Afternoon
    I see yer wearin that thong
    Yer very welcome along
    And get your sexy on

    Who’s Yer Sexy Joe?

    I'm bringing Sexy Chat (YEAH)
    Better than Gerry, Marian or Pat (YEAH)
    All other talk shows are a load of Crap (YEAH)
    I do me show wearing just a jock-strap (YEAH)

    Take em' to the bridge

    Joooo-ey Duuuuuf… (YEAH?)
    You are so sexy, and ye are so tough (YEAH?)
    I’m thinking of ye- in yer hairy buff (WHA Sheila?)
    It drives me crazy when ye cut me offf (YEAH?)

    Joe, take me to the chorus

    Come Here girl
    Talk to Joe
    Look at my bare feet
    ohhhh… look at my toe
    Take ye to the Canteen
    In RTE
    Buy ye some chips
    Give us a kiss
    Who’s Yer Sexy Joe?


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  • how to shower like a woman

    Hilarious !!!!
    How To Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to
    lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at
    your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
    sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
    pumice stone.

    Washyour hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    vitamins.

    Washyour hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your
    face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
    see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    How To Shower Like a Man

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
    a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
    'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and
    laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohican

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
    the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
    'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

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  • irish



    Some Irish Sayings.......

    I'm as sick as a small hospital.

    I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child.

    She'd feed ten calves and still have enough milk for the creamary.

    She had a face on her like a well slapped arse.

    You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

    My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack.

    He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup.

    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician.

    As funny as a burning orphanage.

    He's so camp, he sh1ts tent pegs.

    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes.

    I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover).

    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress.

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn.

    As busy as the Dalkey dole office.

    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit.

    As tight as a nun's knickers.

    I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn.

    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

    Up and down like a hoor's knickers.

    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house.

    Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

    What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt.

    I left her with a face like a painters radio.

    A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard.

    Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche.

    As fit as a butcher's dog.

    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

    Not even the tide would take her out.

    Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her.

    Daz wouldn't shift her.

    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her.

    A sniper wouldn't take her out.

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle.

    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.

    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle.

    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.

    She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.

    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.





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  • Laura
    luv Laura

    thanks em. had a great weekend. milking cows and go karting. it was deadly, one of the clubs we went to was 3euro drinks, so ya can imagen the head on me the next day, double vodkas and red bull. couldnt get enough. LOL yea im still on the irisg number. was prob on it to tonu wen u tird to ring. hes missen me like crazy an me him. any craic with u??

    19 tygodni temu
  • Natalie Bolger
    luv Natalie Bolger

    well emma, i hope u are keepin well.laura was sayin u got ur visa.congrats...heres some LUV for yah!!

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA... MISS YOU.. HOPE YOUR ENJOYING DARWIN YA LUCKEY DUCKER..

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Paddy Moran
    Paddy Moran

    Yeah its tough to find a wee bit of work here alright. Cambodia & Vietnam are dirt cheap if your clever like.

    29 tygodni temu
  • Tanya Kennedy
    Tanya Kennedy

    hey ems!! see ur still traveling d world,fair play and ur in love! all d better..xxx hws tings babe?

    30 tygodni temu
  • Ann Summers Dublin
    Ann Summers Dublin

    Hey Emma - Ciara here! There is a 40% discount off your favourite item in the new catalogue if you book an Ann Summers party before May 10th - let me know if you are interested!!!

    35 tygodni temu
  • Danielle Fennelly
    luv Danielle Fennelly

    Well missis how are ya keepin??
    Wen are ya comin back to the cold weather :(

    37 tygodni temu
  • Killian Bolger
    Killian Bolger

    ye that would be good to have it, heard that there doin the same for oz visa soon aswell! i have mates movin to darwin in april so goin to see how they get on and if it seems good then ill head up after them. gonna pay off a farmer an get it that way sorta left it late to do the seasonal. ye will give you a ring then soon take care

    42 tygodnie temu
  • Emma Bolger
    Emma Bolger

    heya,im still in alice,we had planned leavin soon,but im applying for residency,so im going to stick around wile im sorting out the paperwork,we moved in2 our own aparment.we were living with others,mam keeps telling me not to come home,there is no work,so we had planned on going to canada,but ireland aint giving out any more canadian visas this year,so i wanna stay and get residency,how r u getting 2nd year???/,why dont u get sponsership,r u coming out to c ayers rock at all????,think we heading to darwin next,around may,i think,my number is 0416030204,give me txt r ring,k...chat soon

    43 tygodnie temu
  • Killian Bolger
    Killian Bolger

    hey em hows u where bouts are you now. done the east coast was great crack and am in sydney for a few months now hopefully. going to try get my 2nd yr visa soon no plans in going bk. wat bout u?

    43 tygodnie temu
  • Manda M
    luv Manda M

    hey em hows it goin? how are ya? ya comin home soon???

    47 tygodni temu
  • Caroline Shanahan
    Caroline Shanahan

    Hey missus, where you at it now?
    Any sign of you coming back to us at all? No craic here.

    47 tygodni temu
  • Tamara Stowers
    Tamara Stowers

    hey there,

    where are ya now, man i miss you guys heaps aye!!!!!! nearly ready to pop only got 7 more weeks 2 go :D feel like a humungous elephant lol......how is drew??


    xox tamara

    49 tygodni temu
  • Chips
    Chips

    thanks for commenting back!bitch

    53 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    yeah at lest i haveme visa sorted.jst have to get a few bits for going back, ya no yourself, like i wana stock up on underwear n penys stuff.pennys stuff, shoes and acessories. all that stuff is so expensive over there for the same quality.
    So when is drew's birthday then? how olds he? i had a m ad idea to go over and work in coles with ya if i dont get anything suitable in tully! its only an idea. like i no your proberly not gona stick around there long after xmas. are ya? let me no when u get your parcels in the post?
    you shoul,d get yourself a wee tree. n have yourself a merry lil christmas xx
    ive a family party 2moro night in the eire og. an occasion to get dresse up for, havent had a dressy nightg in ages. xxxxxxx

    53 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    hey em, hows things. i put up the xmas tree today, the house is so cosy now and its freezing outside, typical irish xmas on the way.. can't wait.. i shoulda gave meself at least 2 weeks after xmas to fly back, i've fuck got for going back.. heads up me hole as usual. i don't even no where me passport is.. HELP.. whts the fashion like over there now??

    53 tygodnie temu