These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the 4-3-3 formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

1. Full Name: John Michael Oliver Devine
2. Nicknames: Johno, Devine, Johnny D, Snacks (one day in Aldi....)
3. Birthday: 9th November 1986ish
4. Place of Birth: Can't remember, wicked parteh though. (Cork boiiiiiiiiii)
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
6. Male or Female: I'm a man!
7. Year: 2008
8. School: Scoil Josef Naofa, Cobh CC, IT Tralee, UCD
9. Occupation: Bar man in Rumours, handy out.
10. Residence: By da sea of Ballyb
11. MSN Screen Name: Devine
12. Hair Color: Light Brown me thinks
13. Hair Length: average length bloke wise
14. Eye color: Blue/Green
15. Weight: 73kgs.......apparently
16. Height: 5ft 10
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercings: No although i did sit on a thumbtac recently...
20. Tattoos: Nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty for hand and foot

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: Kenneth Fahey/John Davidson
23. First Award: god knows, probably at Cork City sports years ago
24. First Sport You Joined: Soccer with Cobh Ramblers
25. First pet: a cat called Whiskers.
26. First Real Vacation: Ballybunion every summer! Abroad its Lanzarote
27. First Concert: Scooter in my redkneck days in some part of Cork that resembled a big cow shed.
28. First Love: A soccer ball

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Old Comedies, Airplane, Naked Gun etc
30. TV programme: None really.
31. Color: any colour i can pull em all off
32. Rapper: not bothered
33. Band: not bothered
34. Song Right Now: Ne-Yo - Closer
35. Friends: too many legends to mention but a few closer ones are Ails, Sir James Flavin, Foggy, Shazzie (unreal ), Williams, Coleman, T and Linge da Minge.
36. Sweet: Jaffa Cakes. I have 40 packs in da cupboard....seriously
37. Sport to Play: Soccer for def.
38. Restuarant: any!
39. Favorite brand: For sports gear Adidas.
40. Store: Topman and Jack & Jones
41. School Subject: Maths and Physics
42. Animal: ones that require no feedin and no washin...
43. Book: BAHAHAHA
44. Magazine: BAHAHHA
45. Shoes: my new adidas

___Currently___
46. Feeling: era grand out
47. Single or Taken?: Taken
48. Have a crush: yup yup
49. Eating: nothin!
50. Drinking: nope im jober as a sudge....
51. Typing: ....ah duh
52. Online?: yes as i hav broadband
53. Listening To: The TV and voices in my head...
55. Wanting To: succed in everything in life which will not be a problem ha
56. Watching: my figure as of late, does my bum look big in this?
57. Wearing: fuck all....

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: ya of course, need to buy a gun first.......
59. Want to be Married?: yup
60. Careers in Mind: So many at the moment. Production Engineer, Health and Safety Officer/Consultant and gonna apply for the guards aswell.
61. Where do you want to live: Ballyb for now
62. Car: BMW 5 Series once i start makin serious cash.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: darkish blonde
64. Hair length: anythin past shoulder length
65. Eye color: not bothered
66. Measurments: def not skinny. you need curves ladies
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
70. Short or Tall: not bothered once im taller by 1mm
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy out in life but serious the odd time required
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: prob romantic as im shite at it
73. Fatty or Skinny: in between, gotta have curves!
74. Sensitive or Loud: another balance
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither

___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: Yup, ugh.....
79. Had Alcohol: but of course, it's all Darren Williams fault....apparently
80. Smoked: Nope
81. Ran Away From Home: Na
82. Broken a bone: No but had trouble with my knee before
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Hope not
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School; yup...tears of laughter!

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: short answer, n

Ok only cuz I'm curious... 1 hour ago

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word-
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
16. Are you in love with me???tel the truth now i dont mind if you are!!!