Wilsonn

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Wilsonn
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Über mich

Motto
Kenwyne Jones sells watches on the beach (8) :D
Ich über mich
alreet ;D

i am the one and only :) (Ryan Wilson)

bein 16 is pia wank!

am unemployed again, fuck workin 40 hours a week!

the north east of england officially has nee part time jobs :|

a proppa bum nick cannons wild n out, leefal show :D

am addicted to clothes, soon as a get mesel sum money together it jus gans str8 to topman, republic, aston or jack jones :)

single ;)

a live for the weekend, my life begins at 5pm on a friday, ends at 11:59 pm on a sunday, then restarts again at 5pm the next friday ;)

turns out ive got nee options left nd am gna end up a tramp on 22.50 a week

pia love newcastle me like

cannit beat 3pm on a saturday watchin the lads at st james, the best part of the week man, wey nt from a footballin point of view cos wa hopeless but its mint crack :D

a fuckin h8 bein skint! ana its me own fault cos a gave up a good job like but even still :(

me msns at the side, add iz if u want :)
Meine bessere Hälfte
Lost Ambitions.

Lost Ambitions.

wor Schlong! love him ;D

Music
mostly rock, metal and indie but al listen to jus about anythin u hoy at iz as long as its not tht full on charver wank :)
msn
ryan198@hotmail.co.uk
here!!
fuckin h8 sunderland me like... dirty bastards!!

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    Are you scared of creepy creatures?: aye, shit scared of scotsmen me
    Are you scared of cockroaches?: nah, tha shite man
    Do you get scared in the dark?: ayee, in the pia pitch black :L
    What is your favorite day of the week?: friday :D:D:D
    Your dream car: hmm, probs a bmw of sum sort :L
    Your dream vacation: dubai! 1 day al be rich enuf, jus yee watch
    In your next birth, you would love to be: richer, smarter and more attractive :)
    In your past birth, you must have been: a complete idiot
    Your favorite pizza topping is: chese nd tomato >:(
    How many kids do you want to have?: 3 :D
    Last TV channel you watched: sky movies 9 or summik, austin powers 2 :L
    What are you wearing right now?: shorts nd a vest :D
    What do you wear at night in bed?: shorts, bit a pervy quiz this like
    Your favorite toy in childhood: action man :D them were the days :D
    How many teeth do you have?: fuck naz, well over 300 8-)
    When did you last visit the dentist?: 2 months ago, apparently av got "nice teeth"
    Which toothpaste do you use?: colgate cos am canny posh
    Your preferred toilet paper brand: pmsl, the cheapest 1 cos me parents r cheap twats
    Three things you can: friends, ipod, nd sense of humour :)
    If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: probs roy :)
    Your dream celebrity date: cherly cole, without a shadow of a doubt
    Do you believe in aliens?: ryts do a :D a dnt think tha green like
    Do you believe in ghosts and such?: hm, a blieve thaz an afterlife, but nee ghosts here :)
    Favorite cocktail: divint like cocktails, am a simple man :L
    Favorite fruit: apples ;)
    Favorite flower: nen, nee pooofter me
    Have you puked at a party?: narr, a have in lanzarote at a nightclub tho (n)
    You would love to get a tattoo done on your: leg, toon badge :D then nufc across me lower bak ;)
    Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: not reely, if a cba to dee owt a tell it as it is :L
    Do you cry easily?: narr na, unlessav ahd a drink like
    Do you swear a lot?: aye, foul fuckin mouthed cock wank me like :@
    Favorite body part in the opposite sex: upper body haha
    Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: pmsl a cud choose from a canny few
    Corniest pickup line someone used on you: nee1 uses em of me, im easy :L
    What: wilson
    What: same haha
    Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: erm...nar :L unless u call fallin over ur bed sheets an embarrasing situation?
    The food you hate to eat: cheese +o(
    Your favorite breakfast cereal: crunchy nut, its ludicrously fuckin tastey man :D
    Do you have any pets?: nah, shite pets
    Which is your favorite holiday?: florida :\ love america me, gna move there wen am older
    Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: every friday (y) ¬_¬
    Ever been in a car accident?: aye, bout 4 or 5, class drivers us wilsons man (y)
    The boy band you secretly listen to: busted?
    The body part you would love to get pierced: me eyebrow :\
    When did you last diet to lose weight?: a couple years bak, wen a was a pia walrus
    What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: say the trademark "rr for fucks sake!"
    Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: narr, a dee in the living room tho :)
    Are you in love with someone these days?: 8-)
    Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: probs haha
    Has anyone slapped you on the face?: haha aye ¬_¬
    What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: green, white, red nd black hahaha
    Which is your favorite underwear brand?: topman or burton :D
    What is your favorite denim brand?: henleys or jack jones :D
    If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: probs armani, a cn afford it now but a love it wen av got loads of cash :L
    Your first cell phone was: sum big fuck off building brick
    Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: hmm, depedns who it is :L
    Are you a sensitive person?: aye hahaha
    Would you go for a one night stand?: its been dun
    The romantic movie you like most: titanic (h)
    The action movie you like most: die hard probs haha classic
    Do you believe in heaven and hell?: ayee, wey, a think hell is exagerrated a bit :L
    Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: probs everton away, simply cos so much shit happened to me tht day :(
    Which newspaper do you read daily?: daily mirror :)
    The magazines you like to read: kerrang, rock sound, any music mag apart from hip hop weekly or any of tht bollocks :L
    Your first job was: grainger games in longbenton :)
    Did you have a best friend in school?: ryts did a, loads :)
    Which email service do you use most?: hotmailll (h)
    Have you ever walked to save money?: pmsl, every day man
    Where do you shop for clothes?: republic, jack jones, usc, topman, burton, river island, everywhere :D
    What was your pocket money as a kid?: like tnner a week off each family member a see often :L
    Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: nahh :L nt much good at phone convos :L
    Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: aye a dee actualli, good fun at 2 in the mornin :D
    If yes, do you have too much free time?: aye, way too much
    One memory you wish you could erase: pffft, way too many m8
    Any sport, you are really good at: football, was a good keeper
    In your purse, you keep a photo of: me :| hahahaha
    Do you take any medicine daily?: narrrr na, fit as a fiddle me
    Have you ever lied about your age?: ayeee, many a time
    The last person you kissed was: fuck knaz haha
    The last country you visited: lanzarote :D
    Do you need music while you are studying?: nah, it pia puts iz off, a end up writing the lyrics insted :L
    A song you loved as a kid: avril lavigne- skater boi
    Any kiddie song you still remember: same ^^ :L
    Habits you hate in others: am not too picky about habits tbf :L
    On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: ad love to kna wht tht means :L
    One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: me drinkin habits haha
    Do you brush twice a day?: wey aye
    How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: varies, sumtimes 5 mins, sumtimes 20 mins haha
    Are you a day person or a night person?: mid day person haha
    Your favorite cartoon character: peter griffin :D
    Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: haha every weekend man
    Any word or sentence you repeat often: howay the lads
    Describe your computer monitor: worse thn watchin the nuns special olympics :\
    One book you are dying to read: lmfao 8-)
    One movie you are dying to see: the boat tht rocked, looks class haha
    One music album you are dying to hear: the go audio album whenever the fuck its gna come out :@
    How much time did you take to complete this survey?: christ knaz, 30 mins :S:L
    Don: narr, loved every minute 8-)

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    1.What is your name?
    Ryan James Wilson

    2.How old are you?
    16, the most boring age possible

    3.Who are your best friends?
    roy, ricky, marko, george, olly, owen a cud gan on forever haha

    4.Do you have a bf/gf?
    do a shite :L

    5.Are you happy with your life?
    mehh, cud be better a spose, but yi na, swings and roundabouts :\

    6.And your love life?
    pmsl, thaz probs creatures on saturn who have a better love life thn me!

    7.What's one thing you want right now?
    a nice big fuck off tub of ben nd jerrys cookie dough ice cream :D cud gan doon a treat that badboy

    8.Are you currently missing anyone?
    narr, not as such :)

    9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month?
    narrr nah

    10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months?
    wey aye :\ shame about that like :\

    11.When was the last time you went shopping?
    yesterday, got a lush necklace, which broke 5 minutes ago ¬_¬

    12.What's your msn screenname?
    changes aal the time, just Wilsonn is the part of it tht stays consistant :L

    13.What's your bebo username?
    raznikistheboyo69 ¬¬, cheers 4 tht 1 nikki (y)

    14.What phone have you got?
    a samsung brick

    15.What time was your last text message received?
    probs like 4 this mornin, nee doubt a drunken flurry of messages tht make nee sense

    16.When time was your last text message sent?
    about the same time

    17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say?
    :| takin the piss, its private yi na :L

    18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook?
    bell :S divina who the fuck tht is like hahaha

    19.Do you get along with your parents?
    most of the time, we have our moments but its generally peaceful

    20.How many siblings do you have?
    nenn :D classss

    21.Who makes you happy?
    rowan atkinson, the funniest man in television history hahaha

    22.Are your family close?
    wey me mams down stairs nd me dads in beacon lough :\ haha ner man, aye a spose they are like

    23.Are you in love?
    pfft, maybe

    24.How many times have you gotten drunk?
    lmfao! do i reely have to answer this question, whack oot ya calculator :)

    25.Ever tried drugs?
    yepp, laughed for 20 minutes then fell asleep on a bench :) haha

    26.Do you want children?
    wey ayee :D nd for the pisstakers out there a dnt mean tht in a paedo type way ¬_¬

    27.Do you believe in yourself?
    narr, a dont exist :) haha, narr a dont reely

    28.What age do you want to get married?
    prefferably anytime be4 a die wud be nice

    29.How do you want to die?
    in me sleep :) preferrably a dont

    30.What are your fears?
    open heights, crowded places, bein wif ppl a dnt know for long periods ofd time, yi na, the usual crack

    31.What's your favorite place to go shopping?
    metro centre by a country mile

    32.Do you think you have ever been in love?
    wey aye :(

    33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you?
    ayee, and no, depends who it is, if its sum1 a dnt like they cn think wht they want, they cn think am a jewish elephant if they want :L

    34.Have you ever punched someone in the face?
    narrr, not yet anyways, plenty time

    35.What are your views on abortion?
    erm... its right if u want to do it? :S

    36.Do you smoke?
    socially, not a proppa chimney tho, jus like 1 or 2 a week

    37.Who in your close family smokes?
    nee1 :) were all clean as a newly polished nuns whistle :)

    38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple?
    pink :D pink tee shirts r the boyo atm like :P

    39.How many pets do you own?
    nen, dirty bastards :)

    40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
    button phones, am too poor to have experienced touch screen technology :\ if u ever come to my house set ur watch bak 25 years hahaha

    41.IPod or iTunes?
    erm... wey am nt gna carry me pc round wif iz wif itunes on :S haha ipod for wen am out, itunes wen am in :S

    42.Do you own an MP3?
    nopee

    43.Do you own an iPod?
    wey aye :D a brick of a 1 inal ;)

    44.If you do, what type of iPod?
    ipod classic, bigger thn dolly partons tits tht fucker :|

    45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls?
    boys, not tht am gay or owt, lasses confuse iz nd ultimately make iz wna talk to lads :)

    47.What do you think of beyonce?
    a think shes the most overrated thing since judas won the best disciple award

    48.Do you watch skins?
    nah, its a massive pile of aftermath of a wank

    49.How often do you lie?
     
    hmm, alot hahaha

    50.What is your favorite style of music?
    rockkk :D cannit beat a good power balld

    53.Have you seen dirty dancing?
    nahh, dnt look like my kinda film

    51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see?
    poster of hayley williams ;) washing basket and weights

    52.How many people, on average, do you text each day?
    divina 5?

    54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?
    50cent any day

    55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh?
    hmm, no, stewy is canny tempting tho :\ hahaha

    56.Do your parents live together?
    narr, been divorced for like 5 years

    57.Are you a virgin?
    narr haha

    58.Shopping or cinemas?
    depends, if av got money, shoppin, if av got like a 5ver, pictures :)

    59.What colour are your curtains?
    black and white (L) howay the lads!

    60.How many messages have you sent from your phone? (You can check via settings, calls, time&cost, message counter, or something like that)
    :| thts gta be the most ridiculous question in the history of the universe :\ av gt nee idea nd cannit be arsed to find out :)

    61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
    strongbow for the lads :D

    62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends?
    marko :\ probs about 2 years

    63.Have you enjoyed this quiz?
    aye, its been proppa fun, a myt dee it again next week ^o)

    64.Anything to say before you go?
    bye bye :)

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    Name :   Ryan James Wilson
    Nick Name :   Divina av had loads :|
    Birthdate :   19/08/1992
    Birthplace:   Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Gateshead
    Current Location:   Gateshead
    Eye Color:   blue
    Hair Color:   fuck naz wht the natural colour is, but its brown now
    Height:   5 ft 10
    Weight:   bout 10 stone
    Piercings:   both ears
    Tatoos:   gettin a toon badge on me chest soon
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   narrr na :)
    Vehicle:   not yet like :\
    Overused Phrase:   "yi na wht it is"
    FAVORITES
    Food:   kebabs aal the way :P
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   gateshead arms is the boyo like ;P
    Candy:   gta be kinda buenos :P pia lush
    Number:   19, the bday :P
    Color:   any bright colours am nt fussd
    Animal:   nt reely a big fan iv animals tbh like :\
    Drink:   budweiser, strongbow, smirn off... owt thts gt alcohol in it
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   eyes, is hair a body part :S haha
    Perfume:   hugo boss, the way 4ward ;)
    TV Show:   probs mock the week, pia hilarious :D
    Music Album:   enema of the state- blink 182
    Movie:   braveheart is the fuckin boyo man, seen it too many times to
    Actor/Actress:   adam sandler, he hasnt made a bad film yet :P
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   coke
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcdonalds, burger kings pia horrid
    Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   hot chocolate, coffees for pensioners
    Kiss or Hug:   kiss
    Dog or Cat:   neither, tha both shite :\
    Rap or Punk:   punk ;)
    Summer or Winter:   summer, winters jus depressin
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny movies
    Love or Money:   love obv :| whoever says money is obv a prick like
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   any time after 12 ;)
    Most Missed Memory:   primary school :(, best days of me life :\
    Best phyiscal feature:   fuck naz, hair :L
    First Thought Waking Up:   fuck this am away bak ti kip
    Ambition:   ti actualli dee summik wif me lie :|
    Best Friends:   stewy, roy, olly and crooky (y)
    Weakness:   gettin pissd then faalin asleep :\ bad crack
    Fears:   crowded places, meetin ppl i dnt kno :\
    Longest relationship:   probs about a week :| :L
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   never reely had the chance -.- lmao
    Ever been beaten up:   nah, a tend to keep oot of trouble (a)
    Ever beaten someone up:   ner, am too canny :L
    Ever Shoplifted:   fuck tht, pointless man yil jus get caught :\:L
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   giv me drink nd dare iz to a probs wil :)
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   ayee
    Been Dumped Lately:   nope
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   blue or brown
    Favorite Hair Color:   brown
    Short or Long:   long
    Height:   lil bit smaller thn me
    Style:   fashionable :P
    Looks or Personality:   personality
    Hot or Cute   cute
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   in the middle
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   japan
    How do you want to Die:   preferrably, a dont :\ haha but probs jus of old age :)
    Been to the Mall Lately:   aye, a live there :L
    Get along with your Parents:   wif me dad aye, a argue wif me mam like evry day -.-
    Health Freak:   lifes too short to worry aboot health man
    Do you think your Attractive:   nah, am a proppa creature lmao
    Believe in Yourself:   neva hav dun, nd a dnt see it happenin any time soon tbh :\
    Want to go to College:   aye in a year or summik :P
    Do you Smoke:   only at parties
    Do you Drink:   ur on an alcoholics bebo man :) haha
    Shower Daily:   ayee, who duznt :|
    Been in Love:   ayee :\ h8 it lol
    Do you Sing:   wen am drunk and wen am in the shower ;)
    Want to get Married:   aye course :)
    Do you want Children:   aye, as long as they dnt turn out like me :L
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   mehh haha
    Hate anyone:   nah, dnt reely h8 ppl tbh :L
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    • bored oot me loaf, y not :L

      Ten really random facts about you.
      1. am actualli addicted to clothing
      2. a eat shit loads nd never get any fatter
      3. american ppl reely boil my piss
      4. am slightly clostrophobic
      5. am ever so slowly turnin into an alcy :|
      6. a change hair style more times thn yee have a wank
      7. am allergic to avon sun tan lotion and shampoo :|
      8. money always jus seems to turn up at my door :S
      9. although im always in debt
      10. a hate winter more thn cheese :\

      Five ways to win my heart.
      1. talk to me :L
      2. erm... fuck knaz am easy
      3. actualli, make me laugh :D
      4. be very womanly :\
      5. divint judge iz be4 u kna iz

      Eight things I carry/wear every day.
      1. boxers of course
      2. plimps
      3. phone.
      4. keys.
      5. wallet
      6. ipod.
      7. bank card.
      8. ear rings :L

      Seven things that annoy me.
      1. ignorance.
      2. stuck up lasses
      3. arrogant mackems
      4. mackems in general
      5.havin nee money
      6. ppl who think theyre above every1 else
      7. cold weather

      Six places I want to visit.
      1. new york.
      2. australia.
      3. japan.
      4. canada
      5. las vegas.
      6. dubai

      Five things I want to do before I die.
      1. travel the world
      2. skydive.
      3. live abroad
      4. get married.
      5. have kids

      four things you cant live without.
      1. me pc
      2. friends
      3. music.
      4. family.

      Three things I do every day.
      1. shower
      2. laugh
      3. listen to music.

      Two things I'm trying NOT to do now.
      1. confuse meself
      2. worry about things which i shudnt be worrying about

      One person you want to see right now: erm... dno ;P

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    • Reason Why The Toon R Betta Thn The Mackems :)

      =>Newcastle beat Sunderland in the last ever derby match at Roker Park.

      =>Sunderland have never beaten Newcastle at the Stadium of Shite.

      =>Sunderland have only beaten Newcastle once in the last 41 years on wearside in all competitions.

      =>Sunderland are officially the worst Premier Leauge side in history with a record low of just 15 points after 1 season when they were relegated in the 05/06 season

      They are also amazingly the second worst too!

      =>Sunderland have just won 1 trophy in the past 70 years Newcastle have won over five in that time.


      =>Newcastle have never been relegated in the Premiership and never will be, Sunderland have.

      =>Newcastle have won more Tyne-Wear derbies than Sunderland.

      =>Newcastle have done the double over Sunderland more times in English football history.

      =>Sunderland have only ever played 2 games ever in Europe and lost both of them!! ..

      Newcastle have played wayyyyyyyy more than that and won wayyyyyy more than that too and Newcastle have also been 100% succesfull in europe having won the uefa cup b4.

      =>Sunderland have never been in the champions leauge while Newcastle have been!

      =>Sunderland have gone 60 years with only 1 English player off thier team makin it into the England team.

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      parents just got their loan loan modded after they read http://www4606.3news.org.thecitychro... thank heavens

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      you have already added me on facebook so no point in giving you my url buttttt love returnedd :)


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    • Lincoln G
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      Hi hun long time no speak how ya doin hope everything ok. Have u got yasel a job yet mr. Lol luv ya. Ya bestest cuz pmsl. X X X X

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Lmao oh ok (U)
      haha okay but hurt the squirels and ill hurt you :)
      Ano neither do i, there propa raj lol.
      Im not a fan

      :) :D :o :P :L :( >:(

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Lmao wooo im a perfect woman :L :)
      Yeah i no the procedure, which is why i demand you stop gettin pissed off.
      Bless the poor squirells.

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    • Beckah.
      luv Beckah.

      Lol ah right i still think im a man, im always talkin about football n drinking pints :|
      But its cush cos you love squirels :P

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Wooo, well that makes you cush :)
      Haha thank you :)
      But if im not a man that, im a lesbian
      And a think id rather be a man lol.

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    • Beckah.
      luv Beckah.

      Lmao you sed cush.
      Your a legend haha.

      Lmao ive always thought i was a man aswell lol.
      Im glad im not the only one that thinks it lol.

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Arrr right, i always thougth you were a woman :P
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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Lmao . . awww i wont b seein you topless.
      Gutted mate.
      Tynemouth is the place to b like :)
      Much better thn south shields :P

      See if women keep ther shirts on you wudnt b the odd one out :)

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Lmao, bless ya, well at least you provide entertainment :)

      Haha well id love to no what kinda beach you go to, cos i always keep my top on at the beach.

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      I bet you are,
      You shud become a clown :P

      Lmao well at least your honest and admit your retarded :P
      Next time you shud jus keep your clothes on

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      :L i must thank you for your appreciation

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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Lmao ah right well next time i need 'entertained' i shall tell you :L
      Gooooood :D
      Well you shud wear sun cream so ha ha ha ! ! *
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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Oh well serves you right thn :P
      Yeah its beeen goood, havent really done much like.
      You ? ?*
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    • Beckah.
      Beckah.

      Goood, Bless ya, Ya shud be wearin lots of suncream you fool.
      Im goood thanks :D
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