1) WHAT'S THEIR NAME?
Miss Helen White (aka - bellend, helz, me bizatch)

2) DO YOU TRUST THEM??
wiv my life! If we fell out, she could ruin me :S scary thought!

3) HOW DID YOU MEET??
Though a friend at school.. hated her at first hehe!

4) HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST MET??
i think it was about year 10... so about 14/15!

5) IS THIS PERSON ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS??
Of course, what would i do with out her!!

6) SAY SOMETHING THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO YOU TWO?
Nice... If i could tuch ya body!!

7) IS THIS PERSON OLDER THAN YOU??
Yus!! by three weeks!! bizatch!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THIS PERSON??
about hlaf n hour ago!!

9) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THEM ON THE PHONE??
when i got up!!

10) ARE YOU RELATED TO THIS PERSON??
nope not related! but feels like it sometimes!! i basicly live at her house.. her mum loves me hehe!!

11) ARE YOU THEIR B/F OR G/F??
Hell no!!!!!!!!!

12) DO YOU HAVE NICKNAMES FOR EACH OTHER??
ohhhhh yessss!!! but lets not get in to all that.. we may be here all day!!
13) DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF THIS PERSON ON YOUR BEBO??
yup lots and lots and lots!!! because i love her!!

14) HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU TALK TO THIS PERSON IN A WEEK??
hmmmmm probley 24/7... were joined at the hip!!

15) DO YOU THINK THIS PERSON WILL REPOST THIS??
no i dont think so.. cuz its already up.. would be silly puttin it up twice..

16) COULD YOU LIVE WITH THIS PERSON??
yepo!! hopefulllyyyy sooon baabbbyy!!! wooop woop!!

17) WHY IS THIS PERSON YOUR OTHER HALF??
becuase i dunno what i would do with out her!! shes my bestest matey!

1 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON CRY??
yep... loads of times!! and i hate it.. cuz when she crys i cry!!

19) WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT THIS PERSON??
they way that we dont even have to say alot to understand what each other means!! cuz we know each other so well

20) WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW??
talkin to me on msn!! lol

21) WHATS THEIR FAVOURITE COLOUR??
well i think its yellow, but shes being a bitch n not telling me!!! grrrr...

22) ARE LIGHT BULBS IN THE CEILING??
what the??!?!? who the fuck put that there!!!

23) DO THEY SLEEP WITH TOYS?
oh yes she does!!

24) NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE IN COMMON
what dont we have in common!! what eva she likes i like!!

x x x

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?

Why do they use sterilized needles
for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop to wonder?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place.....?!?!

x x x