Mortification

i will morticate (fornicate) you with an iron stick

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Mortification
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  • de Darwin
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À propos de moi

À propos de moi
Good Morting All! I was Born in Perth (Go Eagles), moved to Darwin for some unknowned and random reason, so here we all are in this shit hole town with the best people ive ever met... obviously, cuz i know like 5 people in darwin, 1 of which actually know me back, so yeah... darwin... woooo fuckin hooo.


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Music
I like all music except those fuckin boy bands you smoke pole, u know the ones im talkin bout: backstreet boys, *Nync or watever, fuck them... The wiggles make more in a gig then they do in a fuckin financial year. poofters.
Films
Terminator 2 was intense, Forest Gump was hilarious, and... um... Jenny Delaney goes to Paris was a crack up.
Sports
FOOTY! (AFL) mighty eagles gonna woop some arse in 07'. and i like the cricket, go the poms (dont ask). dont mind some nfl either, go philidelphia. dont mind a bit of league, go the broncos. BUT THE MECA OF ALL SPORTING TEAMS IS THE MITEY QLD MAROOOOOONS!!!!! yea...
Scared Of
Spiders give me the shits alot, they just jump out of no where and fuckin freak me out! its like, wtf man! just fuck off! stupid spiders! cunts.
Happiest When
Im high, or having a really wonderful day, like everything is going great: got enough sleep, had a good breakfast, got down the stairs without going arse up, got a ride to cas, saw heaps of ppl, ending up drunk at some random party and having to walk bak to a mates place trashed, stopping only to piss, and get food from a servo which will have usually a sudanese attendant.
Kadaku
i just spent 4 months in intense kakadu bush land washing dishes and helping wanker chefs from all over the word. and for the record... poms are wankers, canadians are ok and germans are wise and always horrorz cunts.

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    • Kakadu-du

      yes i am in kakadu working for good money, and everybody will be pregnant by the end of my contract.

      i will be back in darwin october. but not for good, im gonna fuck off somewhere else after that, like overseas, cuz im a mad cunt, and my finger stays on that shotty foreva*

      lot of interesting characters here in kakadu, like steve (danger mouse) he looks like a mouse lol, he's horrorz rite now in the staff room eating all the food lol.



      *gav and damo know!

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    • Tia Maria
      Tia Maria

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      Il y a 34 semaines via Mobile
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    • XIx Rival Gaz
      XIx Rival Gaz

      Db chund

      Il y a 57 semaines
    • XIx Rival Gaz
      XIx Rival Gaz

      heya morty wassabi! How mad is matty owen chundi not answering the call ROFL

      Il y a 58 semaines
    • Tia Maria
      luv Tia Maria

      Heya stranger! wat up el nigro! where the fuck on earth are ya?? Have sum love do the exchange mate!

      Il y a 61 semaines
    • XIx Rival Gaz
      XIx Rival Gaz

      DUBAI MOTHERFUCKERSZ

      Il y a 62 semaines
    • Gavin Shephard
      luv Gavin Shephard

      nigga watt

      Il y a 64 semaines
    • Jessica Newey
      Jessica Newey

      as well as gav would love to have all these girls hanging off his shoulders unfortunatly its only me so sucks to be him!!!
      how are u liam when are you continuing your journey down here.... dont be a slack c*nt and move ur butt... ive got like a line of chicks around the street waiting for ur hairy body.... cummon sunshine...

      Il y a 64 semaines
    • XIx Rival Gaz
      luv XIx Rival Gaz

      up the coasters

      Il y a 65 semaines
    • Gavin Shephard
      luv Gavin Shephard

      yeah the high life is rough brother all these girls hanging off my shoulders

      nar not yet still the same old gav just a few jumpers rofl

      hows good ol darwin still got a tinny in your hand with no shirt on and in your boxers with a durrie in the other hand? rofl

      Il y a 66 semaines
    • XIx Rival Gaz
      luv XIx Rival Gaz

      ROFL
      fookhead

      Il y a 68 semaines
    • Mortification
      Mortification

      who are these crazy bitches?

      Il y a 68 semaines