As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that you thought would not let you down probably would. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone u love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds u spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.lol One day you'll find a girl who calls u beautiful instead of hot; who calls u back when you hang up on her; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the girl who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when u are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of her friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding u of how much she cares about u and how lucky she is to have u... Wait for the one who turns to her friends and says, "..that's him." (Amii Does)
Datz the way i feel neway so how do u feel lol. wb 2 me Dj Colossus

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