Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you talk to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning ( to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
love (Your name)




1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
Other - Under a street lamp

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend/girlfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That i only get turned on by garbage (wo)men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet

January- Popular
February- Nerdy
March- Horny
April- Talkative
May-Slutty
June- Gothic
July- Adorable
August- Preppy
September- Beautiful
October- Gorgeous
November- Punk
December- hot

What day is ur birthday?

1- Pirate
2- Rocker
3- Hooker
4- Actor
5- Sex Maniac
6- Slut
7- Geek
8- Crack-Whore
9- Sarge
10- Cutie
11- Cation Freak
12- Angel
13- Care Bear
14- Candy Cane
15- Power-Ranger
16- Emo
17- Sex God
18- Hottie
19- Beauty Queen
20- Fairy
21- Stoner
22- Intellectual
23- Surfer
24- ninja
25- Princess
26- Punk
27- Rockstar
28- Alcoholic
29- Drama Queen
30- druggie
31- Irish Man

What colour is your hair?

pink= Who's sexually frustrated
brown= Who's great in bed
red= Who's here for pleasure
black= Who is a sex slave
auburn= Who loves to kick ass
blonde= Who loves to make out

A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people
C- Love is something you truely believe in.
D- You have a big heart
E- you have a nice ass
F- People totally adore you
G- sex is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You are popular with all types of people.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have nice legs.
M- You never let people tell you what to do
N- Control best in the bedroom.
O- You love foreplay
P- You have a big warm heart.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- people think your so sexy
S- You are a hardcore sex machine
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- .You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay