A
- Available: Relationship wise? No. Generally, yes. I am SO BORED!
- Age: 20
- Annoyances: Not alot, oh, people phoning at stupid times ( i.e. when driving, on the toilet etc.) I know its not their fault, but hey. Oh and people who dont text back.

B
- Best Friend: Pauline, Lou, Heather, Lisa, Alec, Shamsy, Jenni
- Beer: I don't drink it anymore as the diet doesnt allow, but if i had to Becks probably.
- Birthday: 27th August
- Best Month of 2008:Can I have half of two? The start of June and the start of July. Disneyland Paris and TITP bliss.

C
- Crush: Pricey.
- Candy: Tasters
- Color: Purple at the moment

D
- Day or Night: Early morning, before 7am, and early evening.
- Dream Vehicle: Eh, one that goes haha.
- Dream: Mostly about food. lol.

E
- Easiest Person To Talk To: Louise, Pauline, Shamsy.
- Eggs: Mushed up in a cup or scrambled mmm
- End of the line: Thats where I will always be

F
- First Crush:I dont really remember.
- Fave piece of clothing: The skirt that makes my waist look tiny.
- Fave song: Somewhere over the rainbow.

G
- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Gummy bears
- Greatest moment in life: When my dad phoned and told me Marco was born. I was drunk, but it was wonderful

H
- Hair: Brown
- Happy: Aye.
- Hat: :S

I
- Ice Cream: Phish food
- Instrument: geetar. whatever it is, just not a bloody Euphonium.
- Is there anything you would tell yourself 3 years ago: Don't waste your time.

J
- Jewellry: The heart necklace Pricey got me.
- Job: Fabricators
- Jeans: skinny please.

K
- Kids: Brothers are cool.
- Kerrang: meh.

L
- Longest Car Ride: Trip round France Germany and Belgium. There were breaks, but jeez it was loooong.

M
- Milk Flavor: Chocolate
- Mine: Pricey ♥

N
- Number Of Siblings: 3 bros.
- Number: 16.5

O
- One Wish: To pass my test.
- One Phobia: feet.
- One song: Keep Breathing.

P
- Part Of Your Personality That You Like: Obsessive.

Q
- Quick or Slow: quick. not in a dirty way.

R
- Reason 2 Smile : Watching my dad sing.
- Reason 2 Cry: None really.

S
- Song You Last : Theme tune to Great British Menu

T
- Tattoo: I went to say two, but ive got three lol
-Time now: 19.48
-Time For Bed: soon, i have discovered early nights. wow.

U
- Useless: Id like to think not.

V
- Vegetable You Hate: Cauliflower and Courgette.
- Vegetable You Love: Carrots yum.

W
- Worst Habits: Asking if people are okay.

X
- X-Rays: I had one on my knee once.

Y
- Year It Is Now: 2009
- Yellow: Is okay.

Z
- Zoo Animal: Penguins
-Zodic sign: Virgo.

Part 1: The Birth of You:

Were you a planned baby & were you the first? I was first and no, most definately not. I recently discovered I was conceived in the back of a fiesta.
Who was present at your birth?: My mum and my gran I think.
Were your parents married when you were born?: no & hopefully they never will be lol
What is your birthdate?: 27/08/1988.

Part 2: The Family

How would you describe your family?: Conventional, in an unconventional sort of way.
Siblings or an only child?: 3 wee brothers
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: Im the oldest by alot lol.
What are your siblings names?: Ewan Jack Marco.
Which parent do you get along with best?: Its hard to say now, probably my dad. He knows more about me than my mum does.
What do you fight about?: I fight with my mum about my dad, and my dad about my mum lol

Part 3: The Friends

Do you have more than one best friend?: Yes!
Who are your best friends?: Pauline, Shamsy, Louise, Garry, Dan, Heather, Lisa!
What do you like to do when you are together?: Get incredibly drunk and dance sexy.
Do you share the same interests?: Hell yea, we r all alcholics
Which friend can you tell anything to?: Pauline, she never judges me, and Louise, and Oor Garry ofcourse.

Part 4: Your Personality

How high/low is your self esteem?: Not great, better than it was. Wont be higher until I loose more weight to be honest!
Are you happy?: Oh yes, and the slimming is helping that. Im happy because I feel healthier, I don't smoke as much, my back doesnt hurt!
Do you live life to the fullest?: I try, I do as much as I can which normally means I'm doing everything in a bad mood cause I have had no sleep lol

Part 5: Appearance

Are you comforable with the way you look?: Hmm, debatable. I look better than I did. I can look at myself in the mirror without wanting to vomit now haahaa.
Do you have any piercings besides your ears? Just the ears! I dont know if I could get any other piercings, hearing the stories and the wee holes it leaves.
Describe your hair: Brown, short, with a little purpley red and needing a cut haha.
What make-up do you wear?: I got that pale Nicola Roberts foundation which works ok cause i dont need to use alot. I like big eyes.
How do you dress?: In my own special way. However I feel.

Part 6: The Past

Were you a strange child?: Not really, just chatty.
What did you use to love that you no longer do? Meatloaf, as in the band.
Do you have the same friends?: Not at all. Different town, different schools lol.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: Not particularly, apart from being chased by a dalmation when i was really small.

Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition?: Just to be happy.
Are you scared of growing old?: I wont grow old.
Do you want to get married?: Sometimes I do sometimes I dont. I just want the party really, and I can have that without wasting a stupid amount of money on a bit of paper that tells you your married. You don't need that to know you are in love.

Part 8: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: I love the outdoors. Especially in summer
What is your favorite season: Spring. All the cherry blossom trees
Do you like walking in the rain?: Rain I don't mind. Windy rain, no thanks.

Part 9: Food

Are you a vegentarian?: Near enough these days, bit Gordon Ramsay wouldnt hear of it ♥
What is your favorite fruit?: Pineapple. yum. or raspberries.
What is your favorite dessert?: banoffee pie. oooooooh.
What is your favorite restaurant?: I don't know. I like Peters Seafood in the village, or MAO in town.
Are you a fussy eater?: Not really.!

Part 10: Relationships and Love

Are you single or taken & if taken who is the lucky guy/girl?:Taken by Pricey Nearly three years.
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: Yes. We wouldn't survive without it. Family love, friends love, & MAN love lol.
Do you b

Choose Life. Choose East Kilbride, Choose going to Crystals instead of Centre Point, Choose Hudsons and Shenanigans, Choose wondering where the fuck you are on a Saturday night, Choose saving a taxi journey into town at the expense of losing a good night out, Choose Plush and the bizarre orange one-woman-hen-nights that populate it

Choose a perpetual school reunion week in, week out. Choose the spirit-crushing taxi queue , stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in your own miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the friends who thought you could handle your drink.

Choose East Kilbride...Or Town..Yeah Fuck it. Go Into Town.