Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in hell?
A. Wicked.

Q. What do you call a chav in a fridge?
A. Chillin'.

Q. What do you call a chav in an iron box?
A. Safe.

Q. What do u call a chav in a blender???????
A. mush!!


Q. How can you tell a female chav virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.

Q. What do you call a chav on a bike?
A. A thief

Q. What do you call a chav in a car?
A. Arrested


Q. What do you call a chav girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 12.

Q. Whats a chavs favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.

Q. What do you call two dead chavs?
A. A good start to the day.

Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. Two chavs jump off a bridge.....who wins?
A. Society

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. What do you do if you run over a chav?
A. Reverse just to make sure

Q. What do you call a Chav at college.
A. The cleaner.

Q. Where do Chavettes go for work?
A. Street corners.

Q. How do you stop a chav from drowning?
A. Take your foot off their head.


Q. What's the difference between Batman and a chav?
A. Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Q. What do you call a chav in a detatched house?
A. The Burglar

Q. Whats the difference between a Chav and a Computer?
A. You can punch information into a computer.

Q. What's the difference between a phone battery and a chav just out of prison?
A. The battery will last a couple of days before being charged again.

Q. How do you make a chav run faster?
A. Tuck a VCR under his arm.

Q. how do you confuse a chav?
A. you dont their born that way

Q. what did the 19 year old chav call the 35 year old chavette?
A. mum

Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Nova full of chavs?
A. With the hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q. What's the difference between a chavette and a shopping trolley?
A. A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own

Q. What does a chav lass do with her bum after sex ?
A. Sends him out for a doner kebab and a bottle of lambrini

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[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be ma bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] take me home for da nite?
[_] let me sleep in yur bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer ur q's?
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[_] Help me with hwk?
[_] Tickle me to death?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Stick up for me if i was bein put down?
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[_] Say yeah if i askd u out?
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[_] Instant msg me?
[_] Greet me in publc?
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[_] Bring me round yur frends?
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[_] want to cuddle me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] think im weird
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[_] in a relationshp?
[_] gunna have kids?
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