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• Profile created: März 2007
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Genre:

• Alternative
• Experimental
• Regional Mexican

Label:

Self Published

Hometown:

Ayrshire UK

Influences:

Nicotine, Valium, Vikodin, Marijuna, Ecstasy, Alcohol co-co-co Coco Pops. No shit! Ide rather have a bowl of Coco Pops. Susan Boyle (when she bumps you), Jeremy Kyle (When he snakes yer bird), Drinking games innit?, Puppets, Other peoples misfortunes, Homemade soup that knocks you unconscious, Fun days out at Saltcoats beach, Being attacked by bouncers, Handcuffs that break your wrist, Credit crunch when it was tender- before it was crunchy, Giraffe Flu, Cat flu, One flew over the cukoos nest flu,Mystic Meg, 10 Mayfair and a bottle of cider, Bombay badboys, Getting hired and being fired, Bank Charges, Fag doubt fines, Why is the cabbage? , Drinking outside and smoking inside, Pat Sharps Jumbo circus of hamster wheel fun, teleportation, being patronized at the bru, Dial a swally, sedation, Inflation and masterbation, Bad language, Ducks that bring their own loaf, Mr. Miagi` s paintstripper, Clownface Pigeons of Babylon, Meaningless pebbles of the Mechanical Chicken, Bon Jovi for Bampots, Shep and Porkies Farmyard Adventures, Livestock, Deadstock, Stock cubes, Remember Timmy Mallet? He was one sick puppie, Terry Wogan cause hes always looks like he`s up to something, The baffled Steve McDonald `cause he s always looking baffled, Crisis Loan rejection, 35 year olds being I.D`ed for skins, Dinosaurs with spikes, Button moon, Talking animals, Vague Horoscopes, Scotrail fare evasion, Joe Pesci in a que, circular time machines, Talking in your sleep- saying things like `Bung it in the microwave then its full steam ahead`, Lunacy, Electrical storms that save you money on powercards, Jeremy Clarkson driving a shitty moped, Bernard Matthews babysitting your turkey, A number that starts with the letter J, Giro Groupies, Box-wars, Bulb juice, Being Boo`ed by the enemy, Did Charlie Nicholas just call me a Puffin?, Here is this now, You think you can defeat me by cheating?, Good times, Bad times, Job interviews, Disciplinary hearings, Court cases, Debt letters, Bank charges, Hale stones pelting off your face at high speeds in high winds, Kelvingrove Park in the sunshine, One team f*cking up your fitbaw coupon, David Hasselhoffs drunken cheeseburger, Bubble wrap, Paranoia, Fear, Steak bakes, The good guy train conductor, Jobsworth robots, Badgers, The baffled Steve McDonald, Prisoner Cell Block H, Getting kicked in the testes with steel toe caps on, one last cigarette, Bird flu, The Credit Crunch, ASDA 8p noodles, Losing your phone then finding it after accusing your nearest and dearest of blatant thievery, Chat show hosts stealing spouses, Swans that are made of bread, Defrosting rainbow trouts with ironing equipment, Swearing in public, Drinking games, Speaking in tongues, Waking up in the wrong country, just call me a prick?, Get a job! Got a job? then Get a REAL job! Got a real job? Get another job!