well then temm us whats your most insane memory of a night on the jagermonster!!

think it is important to simplify life every once in a while and get back to basics. The other DamnGoodGuys like to fire down some grape juice now and again, and although I agree with the power of the grape, sometimes I want a little more. I want something with herbs, roots, and fruits to help me simplify my life of PDA’s and cell phones. I want to kick it old school and drink something that makes my body feel like a Texas twister ravaged it the night before. I think we all know the only drink that helps you forget...your worries, and fast paced lifestyle. It is Jagermeister (pronounced YagerMeister). Jager is probably the best thing that has come out of the other side of the pond since mail order brides. It is made with 56 herbs, roots and fruits. I think anything with that much earthy crunchy stuff is considered health food, maybe even a vegetable serving. So if each shot is a veggie serving, when I drink a bottle, I should have myself covered for the week!

Jager takes its 56 herbs and spices, and a couple secret ingredients, mixes them together in exact proportion then fires it into oak barrels where it sits for a year. The mixture is taken out and tested for quality (talk about my dream job) and filtered. The extract has some alcohol caramel coloring and sugar added. It is then tested, filtered, tested, and finally able to be shipped in its green bottle with the deer’s head on it. It is served ice cold when doing shots, and can be mixed with a number of ingredients to form super drinks that may be too big for any of you sissies out there. Maybe you should forgo the added Jagermeister and focus on your watermelon wine cooler. For example, try a Jagerita. Make a margarita, and add Jager…it is the best of both worlds, tequila and Jagermeister! Sure tequila helps you forget what happened the night before, but Jagermeister is not that nice. Its slow release makes you drunker in the morning then when you first stepped into that dive bar. Tequila will have you lying in the gutter, and not knowing why, Jagermeister will have you lying in the gutter, and you know that you made a pass at the bouncer’s mom. Hey, she is cute, and a total M.I.L.F. Why did you get so mad Sully? Huh? What you think you are big or something? As soon as I get these pins out of my arm, we are going to dance my friend.

The smell of licorice and hint of orange invites you to drink many, many shots of this brown German Concoction. The cross taste between licorice, orange and cough medicine tickles your tongue and starts kicking and screaming as it makes it’s way to your stomach. At first it isn’t noticeable, but after quite a few icy ounces of Jager, the screaming does get a little louder. Sometimes it takes the form of the noises made when hugging the porcelain swearing you’ll never do that again, other times it takes the form of a pounding headache, and some occasions the noises resemble the crack of a chair over your back because you have been staring at that dudes girl a little too long. In any case, Jagermeister is the drink you have when you need a few more life experiences and stories. Anyone who has ever experienced the Jagermonster knows exactly what I am talking about. If you have no idea what I am rambling about, gather some friends around and try taking on the Green Monster, just don’t comment on your friends mum. Damn she is hot….

yo! thnaks to those people that joined the grup ans speread the word about jager far and wide!! keep it comming