John McClane

John McClane
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I am a police officer (a Detective Lieutenant, to be precise), with the New York City Police Department, have been for 11 years. Seperated from my wife Holy Gennero, she took the kids and moved to L.A.
I don't like Bad Guys, Hans Gruber and his brother Simon are especially cunts. I typically carry a Beretta 92 pistol, but will always look to commandeer one of a dead bad guys weapon (usually an MP5 submachine gun) when additional firepower is required. I get on well with african-americans, good mates with Al Powell the twinky lover and Zeus Carver that asshole. I also have a good head for numbers, you have a 3 gallon and a 5 gallon jug. . .

yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!
Quotes
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

"Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can."

Rent-A-Car Girl: I'm closing off in an hour. Do you want to get a drink?
Me: (showing my wedding ring): Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax.
Films
Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder and Die Hard With Avengence. Everything else is PISH!
Sports
Shooting and Glass Walking
Scared Of
Jelly.
Happiest When
Shooting Bad Guys in the face!

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    • Kieren Jones
      Kieren Jones

      Well don't worry I'm feeling fighting fit I'll bail you cunts out

      Fucking taigs galore!

      10am fucks sake mate

      60 settimane fa
    • Calum Peterson
      Calum Peterson

      looking forward to the tune big boy?

      60 settimane fa
    • Nina Hughley

      Hey Have you seen this site! they are givin away free iphones/ipods/and macbooks i JUST recieved my macbook!! www.cool-offers.com bye bye

      70 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Selma Petersen

      hiya Livia Im new to your area and dont really know anyone. I have pics on msn mesenger, hit me back on jane85bmw@live.com

      70 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Mucka
      Mucka

      weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeker MATE!!!!

      70 settimane fa
    • Al Roberts
      Al Roberts

      I think the B&Q Cacti Axis of Evil is about to lose its first member, Benito's looking weak!

      82 settimane fa
    • Mucka
      Mucka

      YEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo dude!

      Liking the disc golf map you made pretty sweet! was good banter!

      Just wait until the 10th may man with the Holtus party part 2 wonder if we'll be last men standing again haha!

      Very much doubt it this time though but i'll make sure thers more mixers and stuff.

      Best part of sunday was laughing after every 5 passes like bein totally drugged up da feck!!

      Mucka

      83 settimane fa
    • StevieG
      StevieG

      steve is driving the comber bus 2mra, pickup 1130

      85 settimane fa