Man Is Condemned To Be Free

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference

The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth

Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious

Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command

I was at a casino, I was minding my own business, this guy came up, he said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?

Words Are More Treacherous And Powerful Than We Think

Hell Is Other People

Freedom Is What You Do With Whats Been Done To You

Every Man Is Born Several Men But Dies Just One

Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies

All Paid Jobs Absorb And Degrade The Mind

Education Is The Best Provision For Old Age

Fear Is The Mother Of Morality

Faith: Not Wanting To Know What Is True

Convictions Are More Dangerous Enemies Of Truth Than Lies

If You Stare Into The Abyss Long Enough The Abyss Stares Back At You

The Surest Way To Corrupt A Youth Is To Instruct Him To Hold In Higher Esteem Those Who Think Alike Than Those Who Think Differently