Sylvia Mc Laughlin
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The 5 Stages Of Drunkenness
Stage 1 – CLEVER
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.
Stage 2 – ATTRACTIVE
This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 – RICH
This is when you suddenly become the RICHest person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally you will always win. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person present.
Stage 4 – INVINCIBLE
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE, you are CLEVER, you’re RICH, and you’re more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.
Stage 5 – INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them for the same reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can stumble through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no-one can see you and because you’re still CLEVER you know all the words.
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The 5 Stages Of Sobering Up
Stage 1 – STUPID
As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realise that you have lost not only several hours of your life but also the ability to concentrate on anything whatsoever. You are now STUPID and will remain so for a minimum of 12 hours.
Stage 2 – UGLY
Never entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom mirror first thing you are horrified to discover that you have now become even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you got bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately you are still too STUPID to know better than to try and shave whilst shaking.
Stage 3 – POOR
Having crawled out of this mess and got dressed you are about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no idea what happened to it, but traces of curry on your clothes allow the possibility that you might have treated everybody to a takeaway at some point.
Alternatively your pocket might have been picked or you might have given the taxi driver a £50 note instead of a fiver. Rationalising that you couldn’t possibly have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to believe that you were the only one that bought any food or drinks all night and start to loathe all your friends.
Stage 4 – FRAGILE
As you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.
Stage 5 – CONSPICUOUS
This is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately everybody can0 commenti 890 giorni
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Aisling Hirrell70 settimane facheck out the song sam wrote, on her site!
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Aisling Hirrell71 settimane fa
you back yet?
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71 settimane fa
Aisling Hirrell
hi sylvia
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
hope you are having a great weekend away. when do you get back? call you tomorrow??? let me know when suits.
loads of love
aisling
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74 settimane fa via Cellulare
Felicia Lara
howdy Brandee Im new to your area and dont really know anyone. I have pics on msn messenger, hit me back on jane20white@live.com
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83 settimane fa
Triona
Hey Sylvia! Just after seeing that you had a brand spankin' new little one...congratulations!! She looks gorgeous in the pictures and Aaron too...so cute! Hope everything is good with you (from the looks of things it seems like everything is really really good!!)....take care,xx
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83 settimane fa
Aisling Hirrell
hi foley clan
just seen your new pictures here and on facebook. both kids look geogeous. congratulations again. hoping you are starting to get some much needed sleep!!! keep well.
lots of love aisling xxx -
Clodagh M87 settimane faHello , Congradulations to both of you - a wee girl how exciting . Bet you wont have time to read this for a while so I hope you are getting some rest. Post some new pics so I can show them to the rest of the family -- take care
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Denise Haran99 settimane faHello, hello missus, How's it all going? Hope wee Aaron is well, he's so cute, love the pics. All great here, me and damo are going buying a house in Manchester as there will soon be 3 of us...am expecting junior Clay on July 27th...mad or what. Well you, Una and Sharon all seem to be doing so well at it I decided to join the party!!
Anyway hope to hear from you soon, love to Gary XX -
Sharon Hirrell102 settimane faHiya, just a quick hello to wish you guys a merry Christmas.
How did wee Aaron enjoy the big day, was he really excited? Seamus and Katie were up to high doh all day, so excited by santa. they just got back today from a week in Cambridge and were over the moon to see all the snow.
How u keeping? in good form I hope
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104 settimane fa
Anne Mc Laughlin
Happy Christmas Sylvia, Gary & Aaron!
Hope you have a lovely Christmas day.. ...be sure to have pleanty of turkey, chocolate and pudding!!!
Hope Santa brings all you desire!!
Lots of love
From
Anne & Barry
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104 settimane fa
Aisling Hirrell
haven't used bebo for ages. hows the christmas shopping going? hectic here. no snow yet...but we're hoping!!! chat to ya on christmas day. bye for now xxx
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Sharon Hirrell107 settimane fa
thanks for the birthday wishes, had a great weekend. and have just about recovered from our trip to belfast last weekend
we were out at Doagh Island last night for the Santa show, great craic, will have some photos of it later
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Anne Mc Laughlin115 settimane fa
Doooh!
Just checked me own messages! Glad it finally went through.
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115 settimane fa
Anne Mc Laughlin
Hi,
Just checking if you got that link to Barry's photos...he resent it at the weekend.
Any craic?
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115 settimane fa
Anne Mc Laughlin
Hiya Sylvia,
Great to hear from you. Love the pics. Is Aaron walking about now? Wow!!
Should be able to upload a few photos soon. Barry forwarded you and Gary a link to our SF pics...did you get it? Might have been problem sending.
Having Barrys folks and sisters up for dinner tonight for Janette's 21st birthday.
Bye
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Sharon Hirrell120 settimane fa
Whats it like being back at work? How's Aaron getting on at creche, bet he loves it
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Triona123 settimane fa
Hey Sylvia, thanks a mil for the msg! Yea Lucy is absolutely gorgeous..totally mad about her! Hope you and your boys are keeping well, make sure you rest up loads before starting back at work..scary thought! Happy birthday by the way..hope it was a good one!!xx
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Monique H123 settimane faI actually looked at that earlier today cos there was 4 photos and I was looking to see if any of them were of you - just thought nah, dont recognise anyone - just had another look and dont know how i missed it - its really nice - i must keep an eye out for the dates in the forum so can maybe go and have a wee look at some more pics. who did you say is staying for 2 weeks? the name was missing.
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Allan Cavanagh123 settimane faHappy birthday missus!
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Emma Devlin124 settimane fayo yo hows u! lotsa fun was had at the festivals as u can see by my big big smiles!! im mainly at home these days workin in the surgery filling in 4 ppl on hols! i sortv quit/got fired from me job in dublin, oops! ive the wrong attitude supposedly! much better outv d place anyways, savng for a trip around south east asia for a few months now, cant wait. so ur families all reunited in cali again, lovin the sun im sure?! did u hear about our 43 days of rain, waaah
Hope you a have a great time!
Monique H 0 rispostemeant to send this yesterday for today but forgot.
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Aisling Hirrell 1 rispostahi there, you're a hard woman to get in touch with. i bought a car!! tell gary i said hi. chat you you all soon.
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