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It would be fair to say that the brthren of the ghetto do like a good bakery product, wether it be a delicious thick slice of bread or an elegant wedding cake we love it! From birth till present day this has been very much the case and we perceived them to be both a nutricious feast as well as a pleasing form of confectionary (yes bread is confectionary to us); up until today we believed this to be the only form of use for bakery products UNTIL NOW...
sTe and Josap wer fooling around with the treasures of the ghetto, thick bread, blueberry muffins and a good old glass of H2O, it yummy AND scrummy!!! when they discovered a key roll that bakery products can play in the was against the MMC. The hoodlums where disposing of broken items via the toilet when sTe foolishly dropped a good piece of bread into the recycling plant and it refused to sink!!! This had us thinking cvould we build a boat to conquor their lake???? sadly not as their defence swan would see us. However!!!! what if we could travel beneath the swan via a cunning submarine? Could a blue berry muffin possibly be water proof? To test this theory he used the only resources available to him and dipped his blueberry muffin into his glass of H2O before opening up the muffin to find no excess water. Thus yes the GTP now have a manor in which to control a key area of the MMC's teritory. Thier love for pizza will not assist them as their poorly constructed pizza boxes have no water resiliance to the water as our bakery products do! We have also realised that the floating bread may be used as an emergency escape pod; we think of everything!!!!

It was a fine day in the Ghetto of Tromode and the two Founding Members and P to the Q to the M in the Middle (pre-Pilm Awks) were out on one of their many struts. We were intrigued to Stubert Willyrammer and Davey on their bikes and what looked like Stubert trying to seduce Davey by riding no handed on his bike. This gave the Ghetto Bretherin an idea. P to the Q to the M in the middle was chose to get Stubert to come down the hill and show The Founding Members his 'skills' on his bike. As they looked on towards Stubert one of the Members picked up a log in the hope of sending Stubert on his obese ass and, in hindsight, causing ridiculously serious injury. 'Steven Quayle', as he will be known, threw the log into the road as Stubert rode past. He managed to manouvre his bingo winged arms amazingly quickly for a Willyrammer of his size and dodged the log. They protested against the actions of 'Steven Quayle' and threatened us with the serious actions of 'telling their mums'. They were then known as the Sneetches(snitches but in an amusing accent). We then proceeded in creating our alibi. Our story was that we strutting along in the fashion we so did at the time and encountered a log in the road, so as upstanding members of the Ghetto, we picked it up to avoid any car collisions. As we carried on our strut, Stubert came along with no hands on the handles of his bike. We then 'saw Scream' and because of our blind fear, we threw the log into the road into the on-coming elephant. Unfortunately, we never once needed to use our alibi.

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