Jacob Kelley

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  • de Estados Unidos
  • Situación sentimental: Abierto/a a todo
  • Accesos al perfil: 334
  • Miembro desde: March 2007
  • Última sesión: hace 6 semanas
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Bands
System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Weezer
Music type
Alternative, just about anything
Sports
Baseball, Basketball, and Football
Scared Of
spiders, snakes, your mother.
Happiest When
Sleeping, Partying, hangin with friends, playing guitar, playing computer/ps3
Guitar Gods
Paul Gilbert, Jimmy Hendrix, John Frusciante, David Gilmour, Kirk Hammet, Shawn Lane, Daron Malakian, BB King.
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WHY ARE THERE SOO MANY DAMN BOXES!?!?!?!!?
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  • best song eva v.v

    Wish you were here - pink floyd

    So, so you think you can tell
    Heaven from Hell,
    Blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field
    From a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?

    Did they get you to trade
    Your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    Did you exchange
    A walk on part in the war,
    For a lead role in a cage?

    How I wish, how I wish you were here.
    We're just two lost souls
    Swimming in a fish bowl,
    Year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have we found
    The same old fears.
    Wish you were here.

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  • Eh idk im bored?

    Well im bored as hell, kinda want to rant because there are people who need to FUCKING KILL THEM SELVES! or get over their problems that ARNT EVEN BAD!!!

    i know many people who enjoy making their problems either: everyone elses, or alot worse than they are.

    Shawn is a good example, he goes emo over HAVING A BROTHER! most of us have to deal with them SINCE WE WERE BORN! he has to spend 5 years living with it...we had to spend 18 years with ours! AND SISTERS! oi... plus he thinks he gets bad ass after having a few drinks of WINE (you get that at CHURCH) n maybe a sip of beer... HAVE A SHOT OF JOSE QUERIVO then say your bad ass... that shit burns your THROAT!(i dont hate shawn, only when he gets like his life sucks, he DOESNT KNOW THE MEANING other than that i like him as a friend)

    hmm...who else do i dislike n wanna rant bout...

    oh ya, SCHOOL! stupid shit that we will NEVER USE! give us basic multiplying/dividing/adding/subtra
     cting and we are better off...as if we will use most of the shit we learn in english...other shit is just stuff to know, like world history, or geography, science (i guess a lil bit), other than that we can live! as a fucking ditch digger, give us a shovel n we will be FINE ON OUR OWN! piss off if you like school...

    PLUS SIDE OF SCHOOL!
    we getta hang out with friends, get cheap/shitty food daily so we dont starve. idk mess around n see our pals out from in the country that dont go to town much, like cordell when will you see him? EXACTLY! at school...GYM CLASS! that can be a plus side right there...why? DODGE BALL! GAMES! THAT! ARE! FUN!, try getting enough balls to get a decent game going...good luck ull need it.

    politics :D gotta love this shit right?
    Ok woopdee fuckin do, we got a bitch and a nigga runnin for president...and an old as fuck white guy... whats so special? we have a white guy with a vagina running for pres...and we got a white guy who has been in the sun too long...and a guy with balls that are hitting the floor, CUZ GRAVITY HAS DONE ITS DAMAGE! ok well i could go on bout the laws, but then id be like my dad who is fucking NUTZ! ranting on n on bout politics, WHO THE HELL SAID WE HAD TO PAY TAXES?!?! stop yelling at us nutzo...blame the guys over IN FUCKING ENGLAND 500 YEARS AGO! till then FUCK OFF!

    and most of all people who i CANT STAND!
    BLACK PEOPLE THAT WONT GET OVER SLAVERY!
    they have NO FUCKING reason to bitch about slavery...they didnt go through it now did they? NO! people 200 years ago did...and the white people (who they hate) set them free...thank you guy who made the top hat famous... but, im NOT racist ok? its just the people who wont get over this shit... maybe we should send them back onto the fuckin plantations n whip their asses to see what their bitching of...dear god they anoy me...cuz their the ones that get on TV...Malcom X is an example, Black Supremecy supports (kill them selves PLEASE!), old niggas... but remember im not going to rush down south to join the K K K cuz im not THAT evil...


    oi ill rant later im still fuckin bored

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    Sincerly yours
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    Jacob K.
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    2 comentarios 554 días

  • meh?

    In my eyes im a kid that everyone has seen
    yet few know

    a kid people may think is happy
    yet can prove them wrong

    i may be considered a loner
    all i am is seeking no attention

    I hope to blend into the background
    because the spotlight will burn you up the longer your there

    I keep to myself most of the time
    simply to keep my life a secret to others
    that simply dont need to know
    nor do they care

    People may think im smart or intelligent
    Think that as you will but im not that great

    People may think im a nice guy
    I thank you if you do

    I may seem in your eyes craptastic
    but im living it up in my own mind

    People may even say im a pervert
    (no comment)

    this is all for now
    because im wasting your precious time reading other peoples business.

    Good day/night/morning/evening

    Sincerly yours
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Jacob


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6
My birthday, my desk number, about everything... is 6

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Name :   Jacob Kelley
Nick Name :   Dr. Jacobo, JRK, JR
Birthdate :   5/6/94
Birthplace:   Omaha Nebraska
Current Location:   Salem SD
Eye Color:   Hazel
Hair Color:   Brown/brunette
Height:   5' 6" - 5' 7"
Weight:   170
Piercings:   No
Tatoos:   No
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   No
Vehicle:   Purple Minivan
Overused Phrase:   Bitch Nigga, Thats what she said, Yo momma
FAVORITES
Food:   Tacos
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   no clue
Candy:   Reese's / Twix PB
Number:   6, 69
Color:   Green/ Black
Animal:   Squirrel
Drink:   Mellow Yellow/ gatorade
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Face
Perfume:   No >_>
TV Show:   South Park, Futurama, Family Guy
Music Album:   Blood Sex Sugar and Magik
Movie:   Hancock
Actor/Actress:   Jim Carry
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Both
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Burger King
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Ho Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Hug
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   10pm-2am
Most Missed Memory:   IDK
Best phyiscal feature:   Head
First Thought Waking Up:   Damnit, I woke up
Ambition:   Music, Contruction, Military General
Best Friends:   Lotz of people
Weakness:   Slow / kind
Fears:   Death
Longest relationship:   Few months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No
Ever been beaten up:   By siblings
Ever beaten someone up:   No
Ever Shoplifted:   No
Ever Skinny Dipped:   No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   No
Been Dumped Lately:   No
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
Favorite Hair Color:   Not picky
Short or Long:   Depends
Height:   Don't care
Style:   Don't care
Looks or Personality:   fun, relaxed
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Not buff, not anarexic
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Russia
How do you want to Die:   Idk
Been to the Mall Lately:   No
Get along with your Parents:   Ya
Health Freak:   LOL no
Do you think your Attractive:   some days
Believe in Yourself:   some times
Want to go to College:   Yes
Do you Smoke:   No
Do you Drink:   On occasion
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   Yes
Do you Sing:   Yes
Want to get Married:   Someday
Do you want Children:   Someday
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   when the time is right
Hate anyone:   Not really
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Red Hot Chili Peppers

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are an American alternaive rock band formed in Los Angeles, California, in 1983.
For most of its career, the band has consisted of vocalist Anthony Kiedis, guitarist John Frusciante, bassist Michael "Flea" Balzary, and drummer Chad Smith. The band's varied musical style has fused traditional rock and funk with various elements of heavy metal, punk rock, and psychedelic rock.

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  • Kelsi
    luv Kelsi

    hey! beautiful page!! I love it! lol. but hows it going?

    =]

    hace 45 semanas
  • Derek Eldeen
    Derek Eldeen

    dude u dont know wat ur talkin bout bruce lee kicks chuck norris' ass

    hace 46 semanas
  • Dana Kirby
    luv Dana Kirby

    oo yea jake you would always be in my top 16 lol................and thanks anna showed me it and i had to put the rock and ruler thing lol ..............and not Mrs. Vinz's class could never be fun unless we didn't have her for like a week lol

    well g2j bye

    hace 52 semanas
  • Aubree
    luv Aubree

    hello. why is it that im not in ur top friends list?? do u really hate me that much??:( jeez jrk. ttyl!!

    hace 53 semanas
  • Anna
    Anna

    u mean the pudding?? ya i forgot to wipe it off before i took the pic lol

    hace 53 semanas
  • Stefani
    Stefani

    nice video!! lol

    hace 57 semanas
  • Pookey
    Pookey

    JACOB its nini or pookey or threnice ^.^

    hace 59 semanas
  • Stefani
    Stefani

    okay jake...just one question! why arent i on your top friends list?? cuz you know you like sittin next to me in language arts!! so yeah i should be up..so if you dont put me up there you can just suck it!..lol..just thought id tell ya!

    hace 65 semanas
  • Kayla G
    Kayla G

    hey whats up with those two comment talking about checking out some sites cause they got lots of girls getting naughty lol? jw but you dont have to explain if you dont want to! but um anyways whats up?

    hace 71 semanas
  • Aubree
    Aubree

    GUESS WHAT!!! I GOT A CELL PHONE!!!

    hace 76 semanas
  • Aubree
    luv Aubree

    hey i have ur pic on my thingy now so u can have it if u r ever r online so yea. u can have the one of u but not the one of u,shawn, kyle and them other guys.

    hace 78 semanas
  • Kelsi
    Kelsi

    hehe..my weekend has been the most boring in the history of boring weekends..except for tonight..i'm having fun tonight..hehe...

    well i'll talk to you later Wifey!

    hehe..yeah..i'm gonna start asking you for advice!

    hace 78 semanas
  • Stefani
    Stefani

    oh heyy!!! arent u glad to see that im not ignoring you anymore??? so what are you up to???? well im gonna go....ttyl!!!

    hace 78 semanas
  • Kelsi
    luv Kelsi

    Hey Wifey!! hehe..wow. i'm bored..and yeah.i just thought i would say hello..hehe..and yeah. so..hows your weekend been so far? umm...lol. wow. okay..well i dont know anything so i'll just talk to you later! lol.

    and my stomach feels better now that i blew it a kiss! hehe..wow

    hace 78 semanas