This goes out to anyone who orders anything on-line.......BEWARE some of the places that you are ordering from may be selling your credit card number to a company and charging you $10-12 monthly. I would watch your bank statements and if you see (SHOPPERDISCOUNT)do a google search on them this is a scam , they are taking our money !! I had never heard of them and noticed it keep showing up on my bank statement, they would take $12 each time, so I checked it out. Here is a link check it out and it will tell you all about the scam. (http://leblog.exuberance.com/2006/03... I know $12 dollars is not alot of money, but if they take it out every month it adds up, also you are paying for something you did not purchase and not only that they have your credit card number.

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Tommy Cooperisms 44 days ago

1. Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,
"I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft,it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home" The doctor says "That sounds like Tom Jone's syndrome" I said "is it very common?"
He said "...It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's
cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

14. Guy: "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside. "
Doc: "How's that?"
Guy: "Don't you start..."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places"
The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night .