Craig Parker

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Craig Parker
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  • Male, 30, Luv 106
  • from Antrim
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  • Member since: March 2007
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  • www.bebo.com/PanicattheTesco

About Me

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Get er bucanneered!
Me, Myself, and I
I'm Craig Parker.
And, as you can see from my profile picture, I am an Earl.

This here's my bebo page. Are you happy now? Are you fucking happy now?? Fuck sake!

Anyway, having recently passed my pirate exams I was dismayed to find out that I'm not tall enough to reach the high seas, so I just spend my days pretending. I don't work as I invented the paperclip in nineteen forty one. Unfortunately this event was overshadowed by that cyborg bastard Stephen Hawking who invented space and time that very afternoon.

Not to be outdone though, I invented sex the next day which I think I did a pretty fucking good job of!
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    • PARK LIFE

      The epic hollywood blockbuster based on my life

      Cast (in order of appearence)
      Old Craig Parker ............. Eddie Murphy
      Old Mal McGinnley ............ Martin Laurence
      Old Sammy Matthews ............ Sean Connery
      Craig Parker ............ Matt Damon
      Lucinda McCombe .......... Hayden Panettieri
      Paul McClusky ......... Paul McClusky
      Daryll Kyle ........ Richard O'Brian
      Carrie Empey ........ Cameron Diaz
      Andrew Hanna ......... Hugh Jackman
      Darin Harper .......... Dean Gaffney
      Keeva McClelland ......... Clare Forlani
      Helen Reidy ............ Dawn French
      Nicky Reidy ............ Pauly Shore
      Mal McGinnley ........... Ben Affleck
      Joeseph Brendan Brian Bloomer .......... Cristian Slater
      Andy Waring .......... Johnny Depp
      Lloyd Kane .......... Leslie Neilson
      Jamie McLoughlin ............... Joan Cusak
      Shauna McCollum .............. Evangeline Lilly
      John O'Reilly ............ Rowan Atkinson
      Sammy Matthews ............ Jason Stratham
      Stuarty McFarland ............ Jack Nicholson
      Lawrie Needs ............ Hillary Swank
      Rachel Ewing........... DANA GOODMAN!!!!
      Brett Kydd ............. Marshall Mathers III
      Dick McClintock ............ Brad Pitt


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    • COOL STUFF

      This is my dj web page, please go there. All my mixes are free to download.

      http://www.musicv2.com/artist/craig_...

      Isn't technology grand




      mmmm...blows

      People say things like 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'. Utter rubbish. It's at the end of this link http://www.fhm.com/site/girls/Calend...

      0 Comments 924 days

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    • Cave Promotions
      Cave Promotions

      Hey Craig Parker!

      Just letting you know that PET DUO will be returning to NI next Saturday (28th of Nov) for a night of relentlessly hard techno!!

      Last time they played @ The Front Page was a hell of a night and we expect next week to be even better!


      Line up as follows:

      PET DUO
      SlaveStudios (aka Pete Donaldson/System47)
      16 Bit
      Pete Opiate

      Saturday 28th of November @ The Front Page, Donegal Street, Belfast
      Doors open: 9pm
      Close: 2am
      Admission: £10
      Over 18s (if you think you might need ID, bring it)

      Balls to the wall techno in our favourite underground techno venue in Belfast! No better place for it!

      The Cave Crew!

      2 hours ago
    • Lempey

      Hey!....Just letting you no about my new weekly residency

      Heaven @ Seven, 7mile straight, Antrim

      Trance and Trance Anthems with....

      LEMPEY & LYLE and Guests!!!

      EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT from THIS SATURDAY!!!!

      8pm - 1am

      A1 Taxis £3.50 from anywhere in Antrim / Cheapest Drink in Antrim

      Comment sent from Commentor
      1 week ago
    • Jenniflow
      luv Jenniflow

      hey my little craigal!! hope me and rach didnt scare ya too much last night , was good to see ya!! :L :L we were in good spirit as always id like to think haha love ya and leave ya , shake dat shimmy!!! ;P x x

      3 weeks ago
    • Paul Gibson Gibi
      luv Paul Gibson Gibi

      Here's my number ring me bout that thing we where talkin bout sat nite! 07732876696

      6 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Tfi Promotions
      Tfi Promotions

      HI Craig Parker

      TFI PROMOTIONS PRESENTS

      KIDD KAOS & AMBER D

      FRIDAY 16TH OCTOBER BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY

      ALSO

      BRETT KYDD
      WHITELABEL
      MOGEY

      DRINKS PROMOTIONS 3 DRINKS £5

      £10 DOOR TAX

      DOORS OPEN 8PM BRING ID

      6 weeks ago
    • Hard Definition
      Hard Definition

      Parker

      Evidence shows that God is a gambler.....
      .......and the Universe is a great Casino...
      ....where coins are tossed....
      .......and chambers are spun!...

      TEN STRANGERS....
      ....FIVE BATTLES....
      ONE GOAL!-
      -to prove they are an Elite Dj Champion....
      .....one wrong move....
      .....COULD BE THEIR LAST!!!

      THIS OCTOBER 9TH @The Arena LEGION, Antrim

      8pm-1am Door £5

      Lempey Vs. Brett Kydd
      Dj Fluke Vs. Fredieboy
      Johno Vs. Sammy T
      Chris Lyle Vs. Aaron Reid
      Davy Mak Vs. Adamfor(SYTH)e

      REQUESTED DRESS CODE :- ARMY CAMO!!!!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbvy...

      7 weeks ago
    • Infusion Promotions
      Infusion Promotions

      Craig Parker

      ALEX KIDDS PROTEGE...

      KIDD KAOS !
      [Kiddstock / Kiddfectios]

      @ THE SHANKILL RANGERS
      (Belfast, Shankill Road)

      THIS SATURDAY COMING !!!!!!!!!!

      + SUPPORT FROM INFUSION RESIDENTS

      CHECK OUR BEBO FOR MORE INFO

      ALL IN WITH A MASSIVE 20K SOUND SYSTEM, LASERS, LIGHTIN, DECOR ETC.

      DEFENTILY NOT TO BE MISSED !!

      9 weeks ago
    • Paulagraffin
      Paulagraffin

      hey parker any plans for the big 30 yet?

      12 weeks ago
    • Questhousebudda New
      Questhousebudda New

      Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
      Belfast

      OUR BIG WEEKEND

      We introduce our very special guest
      SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
      residents Colin Gent and Emo

      Funky to Progressive House

      7 quid in
      8.30 til 1am

      Hope to see you there !!

      House Music in the Odyssey ?

      Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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      12 weeks ago
    • Battle Of The DJs Chimneycorner
      Battle Of The DJs Chimneycorner

      HI Craig Parker

      SECOND BATTLE NIGHT!!!!!!!

      FRIDAY 21ST AUGUST
      @ SHANKILL RANGERS

      THE BEARD Vs DJ SERGI
      HARTLEY Vs MACCI MCLERNON
      HARD & NASTY Vs NARCO-TEK
      RESONATE Vs TOMMY CRAWFORD

      PLUS GUEST DJ - TBC!!!!!!!!!!

      DOORS OPEN 9PM - 2AM

      EARLY TICKETS ONLY £5 !!!!!!!!!!!!

      14 weeks ago
    • Paulagraffin
      luv Paulagraffin

      hey park wot u think bout having joint 30th 2nd october? i was thinking 70's night as we were born in 79?

      17 weeks ago
    • Nicole Fox
      Nicole Fox

      you do suck cock for money :O
      awk.

      18 weeks ago
    • Pete Shannon
      Pete Shannon

      http://rapidshare.com/files/25474525...

      we wick mix

      19 weeks ago
    • Dj Johno
      Dj Johno

      GET INTO THAT FESTIVAL MOOD THIS SUMMER AT MADDENS BAR ANTRIM ON SAT 27TH JUNE.....

      FEATURING

      BUCK DAFT (Live set)
      (Northern Irelands very own Daft Punk Tribute)

      NO MORE INPUT
      (Davy & Eddie Mak)

      JOHNO
      (Resident)

      THIS IS SURE TO BE THE NIGHT OFF THE SUMMER AND WILL BE A COMPLETE SELL OUT...

      ADMISSION £5 ..

      24 weeks ago
    • luv Connor McCallum

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ljcw...

      24 weeks ago
    • Cave Promotions
      Cave Promotions

      Hey Craig Parker!

      Next CAVE: Friday 5th June @ The Warehouse, Boucher Road, Belfast

      The 4th Loop
      Cricky Lyttle
      16 Bit
      Blacky
      Dave Cullen
      Rab McCullough
      Nathan C

      Doors open: 10pm
      Close: 6am
      Admission: £6
      Over 18s (if you think you might need ID, bring it)

      Get yourself down for some fine house, techno and minimal all night long!!

      The Cave Crew!

      24 weeks ago
    • DJ-Brett-Kydd
      DJ-Brett-Kydd

      CONCEPT is back in Omagh first Saturday of every month

      @ Club 4m, Omagh from
      SATURDAY 6TH JUNE 2009!!

      Yes folks CONCEPT's back in town and this time were throwing another hell of a party .

      Expect the usual full on party madness
      and we welcome you to our very own revolution with artists -


      BRIAN M vs MCBUNN ( Q base, DefQon 1, Bionic )
      L.E.D.
      BRETT KYDD
      JOHN McKEEVER
      Techy D - Anthony
      Nugie - Eden

      Doors open 9pm Get down early we expect another sellout event.

      Full Club Decor Sexy dancers Glowsticks - cds & merchandise available.

      Drinks Promotions all night long!

      24 weeks ago
    • luv Connor McCallum

      Here's a song for you shall be played that night from the new album :D

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIXj...

      26 weeks ago
    • Rachel E
      Rachel E

      Last Active 6 days? Feel wick ;)

      29 weeks ago