Craig Parker
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- I'm Craig Parker.
And, as you can see from my profile picture, I am an Earl.
This here's my bebo page. Are you happy now? Are you fucking happy now?? Fuck sake!
Anyway, having recently passed my pirate exams I was dismayed to find out that I'm not tall enough to reach the high seas, so I just spend my days pretending. I don't work as I invented the paperclip in nineteen forty one. Unfortunately this event was overshadowed by that cyborg bastard Stephen Hawking who invented space and time that very afternoon.
Not to be outdone though, I invented sex the next day which I think I did a pretty fucking good job of!
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PARK LIFE
The epic hollywood blockbuster based on my life
Cast (in order of appearence)
Old Craig Parker ............. Eddie Murphy
Old Mal McGinnley ............ Martin Laurence
Old Sammy Matthews ............ Sean Connery
Craig Parker ............ Matt Damon
Lucinda McCombe .......... Hayden Panettieri
Paul McClusky ......... Paul McClusky
Daryll Kyle ........ Richard O'Brian
Carrie Empey ........ Cameron Diaz
Andrew Hanna ......... Hugh Jackman
Darin Harper .......... Dean Gaffney
Keeva McClelland ......... Clare Forlani
Helen Reidy ............ Dawn French
Nicky Reidy ............ Pauly Shore
Mal McGinnley ........... Ben Affleck
Joeseph Brendan Brian Bloomer .......... Cristian Slater
Andy Waring .......... Johnny Depp
Lloyd Kane .......... Leslie Neilson
Jamie McLoughlin ............... Joan Cusak
Shauna McCollum .............. Evangeline Lilly
John O'Reilly ............ Rowan Atkinson
Sammy Matthews ............ Jason Stratham
Stuarty McFarland ............ Jack Nicholson
Lawrie Needs ............ Hillary Swank
Rachel Ewing........... DANA GOODMAN!!!!
Brett Kydd ............. Marshall Mathers III
Dick McClintock ............ Brad Pitt
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This is my dj web page, please go there. All my mixes are free to download.
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People say things like 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'. Utter rubbish. It's at the end of this link http://www.fhm.com/site/girls/Calend...0 Comments 143 weeks
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Infusion PromotionsDec 16TFI & INFUSION PRESENT..
D-BLOCK & S-TE-FAN
(N.I Debut)
** FRIDAY 5TH FEBRUARY **
** @ BAR 7 (ODYSSEY PAVILION) **
+ Support from
Mr & Mrs DJ
Hartley vrs Sergi
Dual & Shokk
Labtek & Pulse
Jordan McGill
** TICKETS ON SALE NOW AT £12 **
** DOOR PRICE WILL BE MORE!! **
Tickets can be purchased from
Bassdivsion (Belfast)
Any Dj involved in the lineup
or Direct from TFI OR INFUSION
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DONT HESITATE TO BEBO US!!
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Cave PromotionsNov 21Hey Craig Parker!
Just letting you know that PET DUO will be returning to NI next Saturday (28th of Nov) for a night of relentlessly hard techno!!
Last time they played @ The Front Page was a hell of a night and we expect next week to be even better!
Line up as follows:
PET DUO
SlaveStudios (aka Pete Donaldson/System47)
16 Bit
Pete Opiate
Saturday 28th of November @ The Front Page, Donegal Street, Belfast
Doors open: 9pm
Close: 2am
Admission: £10
Over 18s (if you think you might need ID, bring it)
Balls to the wall techno in our favourite underground techno venue in Belfast! No better place for it!
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LempeyNov 9Hey!....Just letting you no about my new weekly residency
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Heaven @ Seven, 7mile straight, Antrim
Trance and Trance Anthems with....
LEMPEY & LYLE and Guests!!!
EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT from THIS SATURDAY!!!!
8pm - 1am
A1 Taxis £3.50 from anywhere in Antrim / Cheapest Drink in Antrim -
Oct 25
Jenniflow
hey my little craigal!! hope me and rach didnt scare ya too much last night , was good to see ya!!
we were in good spirit as always id like to think haha love ya and leave ya , shake dat shimmy!!! ;P x x
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Paul Gibson Gibi
Here's my number ring me bout that thing we where talkin bout sat nite! 07732876696
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Tfi PromotionsOct 5HI Craig Parker
TFI PROMOTIONS PRESENTS
KIDD KAOS & AMBER D
FRIDAY 16TH OCTOBER BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
ALSO
BRETT KYDD
WHITELABEL
MOGEY
DRINKS PROMOTIONS 3 DRINKS £5
£10 DOOR TAX
DOORS OPEN 8PM BRING ID
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Hard DefinitionSep 28Parker
Evidence shows that God is a gambler.....
.......and the Universe is a great Casino...
....where coins are tossed....
.......and chambers are spun!...
TEN STRANGERS....
....FIVE BATTLES....
ONE GOAL!-
-to prove they are an Elite Dj Champion....
.....one wrong move....
.....COULD BE THEIR LAST!!!
THIS OCTOBER 9TH @The Arena LEGION, Antrim
8pm-1am Door £5
Lempey Vs. Brett Kydd
Dj Fluke Vs. Fredieboy
Johno Vs. Sammy T
Chris Lyle Vs. Aaron Reid
Davy Mak Vs. Adamfor(SYTH)e
REQUESTED DRESS CODE :- ARMY CAMO!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbvy...
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Infusion PromotionsSep 16
Craig Parker
ALEX KIDDS PROTEGE...
KIDD KAOS !
[Kiddstock / Kiddfectios]
@ THE SHANKILL RANGERS
(Belfast, Shankill Road)
THIS SATURDAY COMING !!!!!!!!!!
+ SUPPORT FROM INFUSION RESIDENTS
CHECK OUR BEBO FOR MORE INFO
ALL IN WITH A MASSIVE 20K SOUND SYSTEM, LASERS, LIGHTIN, DECOR ETC.
DEFENTILY NOT TO BE MISSED !!
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PaulagraffinAug 25hey parker any plans for the big 30 yet?
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Questhouse Art CollegeAug 24Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
House Music in the Odyssey ?
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Battle Of The DJs Chimneycorner8/10/09HI Craig Parker
SECOND BATTLE NIGHT!!!!!!!
FRIDAY 21ST AUGUST
@ SHANKILL RANGERS
THE BEARD Vs DJ SERGI
HARTLEY Vs MACCI MCLERNON
HARD & NASTY Vs NARCO-TEK
RESONATE Vs TOMMY CRAWFORD
PLUS GUEST DJ - TBC!!!!!!!!!!
DOORS OPEN 9PM - 2AM
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7/20/09
Paulagraffin
hey park wot u think bout having joint 30th 2nd october? i was thinking 70's night as we were born in 79?
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Nicole Fox7/12/09you do suck cock for money
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Dj Johno6/4/09GET INTO THAT FESTIVAL MOOD THIS SUMMER AT MADDENS BAR ANTRIM ON SAT 27TH JUNE.....
FEATURING
BUCK DAFT (Live set)
(Northern Irelands very own Daft Punk Tribute)
NO MORE INPUT
(Davy & Eddie Mak)
JOHNO
(Resident)
THIS IS SURE TO BE THE NIGHT OFF THE SUMMER AND WILL BE A COMPLETE SELL OUT...
ADMISSION £5 ..
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Cave Promotions6/1/09
Hey Craig Parker!
Next CAVE: Friday 5th June @ The Warehouse, Boucher Road, Belfast
The 4th Loop
Cricky Lyttle
16 Bit
Blacky
Dave Cullen
Rab McCullough
Nathan C
Doors open: 10pm
Close: 6am
Admission: £6
Over 18s (if you think you might need ID, bring it)
Get yourself down for some fine house, techno and minimal all night long!!
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DJ-Brett-Kydd5/31/09CONCEPT is back in Omagh first Saturday of every month
@ Club 4m, Omagh from
SATURDAY 6TH JUNE 2009!!
Yes folks CONCEPT's back in town and this time were throwing another hell of a party .
Expect the usual full on party madness
and we welcome you to our very own revolution with artists -
BRIAN M vs MCBUNN ( Q base, DefQon 1, Bionic )
L.E.D.
BRETT KYDD
JOHN McKEEVER
Techy D - Anthony
Nugie - Eden
Doors open 9pm Get down early we expect another sellout event.
Full Club Decor Sexy dancers Glowsticks - cds & merchandise available.
Drinks Promotions all night long! -
5/17/09
Connor McCallum
Here's a song for you shall be played that night from the new album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIXj...
(LET THE FREE BIRDS FLY)!
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