MAD DOG FACTS...

Mad Dog can make a bomb out of a bomb.

Mad Dog where socks with his sandals.

Mad Dog sleeps with his socks on.

Mad Dog’s favourite food is subway 12-inch meet ball sub.

Mad Dog's favourite band is Green Day.

Mad Dog theme song is Green Day - Minority.

Mad Dog listens to Miley Cyrus.

Mad Dog thinks that the character “Bloo” form “Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends” is the greatest character to ever appear on T.V. in history.

Mad Dog’s favourite T.V. show is SpongeBob SquarePants.

Mad Dog can do a really funny impression of Sabu’s entrance.

The Green Day song that Mad Dog loves at this point in time (1st April - 5th April) is "Ha Ha You're Dead".

The Green Day song that Mad Dog loves at this point in time (5th April - ????) is "King For A Day".

# In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by J.B.L, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

# J.B.L has counted to infinity. Twice.

# J.B.L can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves or less.

# J.B.L does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from J.B.L.

# J.B.L ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

# J.B.L doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

# J.B.L can slam a revolving door.

# J.B.L can divide by zero.

# J.B.L CAN believe it's not butter.

# J.B.L doesn't actually write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear.

# J.B.L is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough J.B.L to go around.

# When J.B.L falls in water, J.B.L doesn't get wet. Water gets J.B.L.ed

# Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. J.B.L calls this "a slow Wednesday night."

# When taking any written test in your life write down J.B.L, as the answer for every question and you will never be wrong.

# J.B.L and Carlito are on different shows. This is because once they both walked into an arena at the same time. The arena was instantly destroyed, as that level of cool cannot be contained in one building.

# In the beginning there was nothing...then J.B.L clothesline from helled that nothing and said, "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

# If the power of a J.B.L clothesline from hell could be harnessed, it would be possible to power the entire of Europe for a year.

# J.B.L does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. J.B.L goes killing.

# J.B.L once did a clothesline from hell so hard that his fist broke the speed of light, went back in time, and hit Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

# J.B.L has the greatest Poker Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep J.B.L out. It failed miserably.

# When it comes to doing his Taxes all J.B.L has ever sent to the I.R.S. is a picture of him ready to do a clothesline from hell. J.B.L has never had to pay Taxes.

# J.B.L invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light, except pink. The Miz invented pink.

# J.B.L once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

# J.B.L doesn't read books. He just stares them down 'till he gets the information he wants.

# J.B.L doesn't bowl strikes; he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

# Someone once tried to tell J.B.L that the clothesline from hell was not the best way to end a wrestling match. Historians have recorded this as the worst mistake anyone has ever made in history.

# Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a J.B.L clothesline from hell.

# J.B.L sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks, his unparalleled wrestling ability and for his ability to be a success in everything he does. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, J.B.L clotheslined the devil strait back to hell and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

# A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to J.B.L and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

# J.B.L discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which J.B.L is even more badass tha

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