100 Perfect replies to "How are you?"
A great feed: A hearty and enjoyable meal, normally at a reasonable price.
A wee want: Lacking in everyday social skills, not the most accademic.
As happy as a mouse in a mail sack: An expression of contentment.
As the man says: In other words.
Black: Blacklion, Co Cavan.
Bleather: General discourse or chat.
Boys a dear: A sign of exasperation.
Broze: Inconvenience or unhandiness
Brutal: Harsh beyond belief.
Buck daft : A moment of madness
Butther: Butter.
Chape: Something of an reasonable price.
Childer: Offspring
Clatther: To fall in an untidy manner and make quite a bit of noise
Clatty: Disorderly or untidy.
Claw: See hoke.
Codding: Joking.
Coddy: A youngster or adolesant.
Coul: To be cold
Come here : Please listen to what I'm about to say
Come you here: Please come a little closer
Courtin': Dating someone
Cowboy: A tradesman whose work is not of a high quality while his services are rather expensive.
Cub: Male. The son of
Culchie: Someone not from the town.
Cuttie: Female. The daughter of
Dure: Door
Fierce: Mighty.
Filum: Motion picture.
Flure: The Floor.
Foosie: Sweet tray bake.
For Fucks Sake: Oh come on now.
Foundered : Cold. Perhaps at risk from hyperthermia.
Full: A pre-cursor to being drunk
Full as a tick: A phrase most commonly used after " big feed"
Full of the blade: Response to "hows' she cuttin' "
Get it handy: A job or task which can be executed with ease.
Get away to Fuck: I am somewhat surprised.
Give her dixie: To push something (normally a car) to its limit.
Good man yourself: Thank you very much.
Hallion: A naughty of mischevous teenager.
Handlin: Complicated.
Happy days: An indication of contentment.
Hardy: Strong
Hardy Buck: A person of solid build with considerable strength or mental character to come through something which may have been testing to them.
Hashing: Talking, sometimes annoyingly so, and with very little interest to the receipiant.
Hate: Heat
Have you the spuds in?: Have you eaten yet.
He couldn't kick snow off a rope: That young chap isn't particularly skilled in the art of kicking a football.
He couldn't catch a cold: That young chap isn't particularly skilled in the art of catching a football.
Hoke: To rearrange or create a space for something.
Horrid: Quite a bit as in "I had a horrid amount of beer"
Hows' she cuttin' ?: How are you doing ?
I havn't a baldy: An incomprehensible situation
Jeep: Any 4 x 4 vehicle
Kip: A filthy place. Untidy perhaps resembling the contents of a skip.
Lieing up like a brute: To lounge around, sometimes after a social event the previous day.
Loaded: The stage reached after "full"
Lock: Any number above one.
Lockjawed : Suffering the acute affects of alcahol.
Mighty: See Fierce.
Mizzle: Something in-between rain and drizzle.
More power to your elbow: Well done.
Not a hape : A small amount.
Not a pile: Uneventful.
Not a notion: I don't know.
Pishing: Precipitation.
Powerful: See mighty or fierce
Quare: Strange
Quit: Please stop.
Rare tare : An uncommon event
Red out: To clean out.
Rightly: In agreement
Santy: Father Christmas
Says I: I said.
Scarse: Unbelievable.
Scour: Loose bowel movement commonly found in cows or calves.
Sefetee: Safety.
Sham: A person from Irvinestown.
She: See yoke.
Shlay: A Small village in east Fermanagh.
Skay: A Fermanagh town.
Skitther: A young child. Can be a term for loose bowels.
Suckers: Wild or domesticated animals killed for pork or ham.
Take it handy: To wish good luck.
Talk t ya: Goodbye for now.
Tay: A cup of tea or your evening meal.
Tarra: A situation which was found to be intolerable
The Free State: The Republic of Ireland.
The shaft: Belfast.
The very best: General response to a well-being enquiry.
Tight: Not generous. Also see Hardy.
Tip away at: To carry on with.
Townie: Someone not from the rural areas.
Up the country: Any where north or east of Fermanagh.
Vit: A Vetinary Surgeon
Wag

*The day i poured a bottle of glue over laura's GCSE tech project
Opps!

*The day laura started screaming whilst using the hegner saw in tech!!

*Mr mc Guinness: 'Now does anyone know the difference between a lamp and a bulb?'
Coggi: 'Does a lamp not hav a lamp shade'
Mr mc Guinness: 'The truth is there is no difference'

*Coogi: 'You see we want a small dog'
Me: 'Just put some hairspray on the dog and it wont grow'
Coggi: 'Really'
Me: 'NO!!'

*Gospel according to Hank

*Mr Meenan: 'There's a woman down my road who had a cough like that.
She died!'

*Kicking a bottle of tip-ex in the drama studio and it bursting against the wall and spilling all over the floor and wall.

*Kicking the ball in the maths mobile and the light falling down from the roof. Me having to fix it just as Mc Caffrey was walking through the door.

*Mr Meenan: 'Laura there's a confused look on your face!'
Laura: 'I just dont know what's going on!?!'
Mr Meenan: 'Here or just in general. Are you just out of a coma?'

*Mr Meenan: 'The only thing that is tubular is the person writing those questions!'

*Mr Meenan: 'Some plonker might think that its the bees knees making up a question about hexagonal shaped metal!!'

*Mr Meenan: 'This is heavy but i make it look light!'

*Mr Meenan: 'I'm sure your surprised that i can say big words such as periodic table.'

*Mr Meenan: 'WAOW' (His favourite word)

*Mr Meenan: 'Laura dont bother sleeping tonight ,you can sleep tomorrow in class!!'

*Mr Meenan: 'Stop talking that bullshite'

*Mr Meenan: 'Cause that's just the kind of guy i am!!' lol

*Mr Meenan: 'Sometimes your nipples can seize up! That's why you put grease on them!!'

*Mr Meenan: 'Dont go home and tell your parents that Mr Meenan was showing us his nipples in class today lol!!

*Mr Meenan: 'I'm a good man!!' LOL

*Mr Meenan: 'If your going to cough or sneeze do it right'!!