Fran Burns

why can't every day be halloween?

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Do do deh-do deh-do!!
Puppy power!!
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This gorilla was last seen terrorising the people of Edinburgh. If you know of his current whereabouts, please inform the Police.


if you know me, you have my sympathies. there are councilling courses available.

Won't be getting a call up for the squad as shay's understudy any time soon. Myself and Brian Kerr fell out in Sin E cause he was hogging all the ladies and I called him a wanker.

I also was a body double in brokeback mountain.
Music
neil young, pink floyd, velvet underground, johnny cash, the strokes, sigur ros, doves, the subways, editors, john coltrane, kaiser chiefs, kasabian, glc, bob dillon, iggy pop, ocean colour scene, the charlatans, oasis, blur, audioslave, the doors, rolling stones, love, the clash, ramones, new order, prodigy, guns n roses, chemical brothers, RATM, wu tang clan, dr dre.
Films
usual suspects, withnail & i, dodgeball, wedding crashers, apocalypse now, old school, animal house, pulp fiction, the doors, blues brothers, godfather, donnie brasco, goodfellas, casino, kingpin, kung fu hustle, harsh times, the big lebowski.
Practical jokes
I love doing them. johnny on shanleys windscreen wiper, for protection of course.
Keith running for vp in stds & glb society maynooth, he blamed luis. locking people in toilets with pennies.
snowball wake ups and indoor snowball fight sorry ber!.
face graffiti.
switching vodka for water on hungover people.
Pallet wapping cars.
Chaining mopeds and blaming someone else.
Cling filming womens toilet in work.
Glitter in families shampoo.
Fake (ish) jizz on womens toilet in work.
Tripwires in stockroom.
Anything involving spiders.
Turning bags inside out.
Hiding Eds bag when he was drunk & late for the train!
Turning Niamhs car into a big frozen sandwich.

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  • Old school elverys incidents.

    Attendees: Jarlath Hennelly, Anthony Foy, Liam Shanley, Fran Burns.

    Facts: On tues, 31/08/04 at 5pm approx. Paddy and fran were in the stockroom. Fran threw a pen which hit Paddy in the head. Paddy took offence to this and kicked Fran in the groin area. Pushing and shoving thus followed which resulted in punches being thrown.

    Desired outcome: Jarlath + Anthony spoke to fran on 02/09/04 and asked Fran for his desired outcome. Fran indicated that he would like to put this episode behind him and carry on working at elverys.
    Fran does not intend to persue this any further and do not want elverys to pursue this any further.
    fran asked if he wanted anybody here to witness his statement. He asked for Liam Shanley who duly obliged.

    Signatures: Jarlath Hennelly 02/09/04
    Francis Burns 02/09/04
    Liam Shanley 02/08/04 (shanley as ever deliberately messing up)
    Anthony Foy 02/09/04

    What really happened:

    Paddy (who does kick boxing and is from tallaght) wanted a pen i threw it to him hitting him in the head, he then proceeded to kick me in the balls, riling me. A chase ensued, whereby Paddy developed a nose bleed due to the high exertions caused by the chase (I stand by my explanation wholeheartedly).

    3 commenti 1330 giorni

  • Shanleys last ever e mail

    Blanchardstown Footwear Situation

    it is the first week in august. look outside your window and you will see that the sun is out. its hard to dig a hole so it is time to be wearing moldy hard ground boots. ah correct assumption! only problem is that our shop has no decent hard ground boots for our customers to buy, hence profits are down. your loss. decent boots like puma king moldy, copa mundials and hard ground preds. at this moment of going to print we currently have only 2 size eleven boots in the whole shop.

    the rugby schools will be in pretty soon and we only have 2 different pairs of boots. these customers buy their whole kit with their boots as they are usually very wealthy.

    we have only 4 full size ranges of mens nike shoes. mainly because nobody buys them as t-lites and impax trainers. only people who buy black t-lites are priests. i think your target consumer group is small and getting smaller. unless black runners come back into style.

    Basketball runners. eastern europeans and our african friends love them. they will sell. nike only. and1 suck.

    the amount of customers going to champion and footlocker is unreal. mainly because we don't have any sizes. one goes in for a shoe, comes back out sorry we don't have that. try again same story, customer gets pissed off. flees to champion.
    to add to that in the last 6 weeks onlty 4 pairs of decent runners have come in. the rest are muck. yes school shoes came in thats acceptable but those nike impax are rotten.

    shoot your buyers, it will be a great decision, and you will increase profits as they are out of touch.

    an other
    as cool as a cat
    leaning against a wall
    reply if agree

    4 commenti 1341 giorni

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  • Ado Mohan
    Ado Mohan

    well dude are you coming on sat night to mine?

    Are you even in the country??

    60 settimane fa
  • DJ-Switch
    DJ-Switch

    still alive?????

    64 settimane fa
  • . Shanners.
    . Shanners.

    your a hero, respect!

    68 settimane fa
  • Tomog
    Tomog

    When's ur nxt invasion? Shud get the lead out an all head 4 scoops!!!!

    73 settimane fa
  • Tony Dooley
    Tony Dooley

    Celtic back in form mate.Beat the huns and thge lge is back on.Finished fruit pickin headin to perth fri wk.CAnt wait to get out of this town its a kip.Exams fran lol hate that.The rest of the lads doin fine mate.

    SRFC

    83 settimane fa
  • Niamhy Weavy
    Niamhy Weavy

    franciski of assiciii...im a scientist not a grammertist!!anywho tried ur email address u sent on so pleaserefer to said account for sporatic updates on the trouble and strife!hows u anways?

    83 settimane fa
  • Daniel Gallagher
    luv Daniel Gallagher

    Who are you trying to school about spelling Flawrence??? Its Bob Dylan not Bob Dillon you wannabe!!!!

    86 settimane fa
  • Daniel Gallagher
    Daniel Gallagher

    Take the quiz Franner! If you think your man enough!

    88 settimane fa
  • Raymond Keane

    Burns you crazy son of a bitch. Saw you were on Xbox Live there today. Gotta get a game of Halo going or COD 4. Getting fairly good at both these dayz. It's great lying around the house. Gotta getta job though soon. Money doesn't grow on trees as someone once told me :L Can you send us your Xbox Live sign in details 4 when we want to play with two of us in the house. Cheers man

    99 settimane fa
  • DJ-Switch
    DJ-Switch

    WATS UP MAN U HOME 4 CRIMBO ???


    NICE FLASH DIDN NO U LIKE GOOD MUSIC

    101 settimane fa
  • Tomog
    Tomog

    Cheers franner u lil dixie, can't forget u on the nite link singin eminem. cheers 4 the comment, pints soon, u did miss the last elverys reunion.

    103 settimane fa
  • Bold Bear
    Bold Bear

    Burnsie, I neva had the skills! I will be working on them over xmas. I'll get it next week when ray gets here.

    batty has it so I wnat to finish it b4 him.

    here's hoping!

    104 settimane fa
  • Bold Bear
    Bold Bear

    love the skin Burnsie... Soon my precious, soon!

    I feel like Cartman waiting for the Wii... "C'mon, C'mmmoooon "

    104 settimane fa