Marc McKay
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Mężczyzna, 20,
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- z Dundee In the Ferry
- Związek: W pojedynkę
- Ostatnio online: 1 dzień temu
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- Motto
- The Shooting Star That Destroyed Us
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Marc McKay™
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
<---- Me And Duff McKagan (Velvet Revolver, Loaded, ex-Guns N' Roses)
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic"
- Music
- 30 Seconds To Mars, A Perfect Circle, Alice In Chains, Alien Crime Syndicate, Alter Bridge, Audioslave, Beautiful Creatures, Brides Of Destruction, Bullets And Octane, Bumblefoot, Deftones, Down, Foo Fighters, Fosterchild, Green Apple Quick Step, Guns N' Roses, The High Society, Jane's Addiction, John 5, Johnny Cash, King Adora, Loaded, Mark Lanegan, Mötley Crüe, Muse, One Day As A Lion, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Placebo The Prodigy, Puscifer, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Sixx: A.M., Slash's Snakepit, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Street Sweeper Social Club, Souls Of We, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, To The Glorious Lonely, Tool, U.P.O., Velvet Revolver, Vendetta Red, Villians Of Vaudeville
- Films
- Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Godfather Trilogy, A Clockword Orange, Battle Royale, Death Proof, Planet Terror, Fight Club, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, I Heart Huckabees, Once Upon A Time In America, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, Dogma, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
- TV
- House, Shark, Shameless, Heroes, Californication, The Mighty Boosh, Columbo, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, CSI: Miami, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Garth Merenghi, Nathan Barly, Skins, Black Books, Murphys Law, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Dexter, Californication
- MSN
- marcmckay_1989@hotmail.com
- Deviant Art
- http://marcmckay.deviantart.com/
- Myspace
- http://www.myspace.com/hitthebassline
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Mitch Hedberg... (jokes)
I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit."
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
(Talking about his drink) Look at all the limes in this god damn thing! This fuckin' thing is tropical! Look at the limes, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. Like I'll be water-skiing without a life preserver, people will say "What the fuck?" and I'll pull out a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus."
I got so much tartar, I don't got to dip my fishsticks in shit. (Realizing what he said) Actually that's kind of gross.
Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but I can say that there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this hotel "Something...Tree", so they had a meeting; it...it was quite short. "How 'bout Tree?" "No, Double Tree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!" I had my heart set on "Quadruple Tree"... damnit, we were almost there!
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.[1]
See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. “Sir, you forgot this!” “No, I did not. That is for ‘sale’. Please alphabetize ‘it’.”[2]
Check this joke out: (Pointing to the back of the room as if to relay his post-show whereabouts.) If you wanna talk to me after the show I'll be … fuckin’ surprised.
I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. That’s a showbiz term for “Add sugar to”.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
Hey this jokes on the first CD but I added a new line so I can't fuckin’ rob you of this one. I got a ant farm but them fellas didn't grow shit. I said “C’mon what about some celery. You fuckers don’t farm; plus, if I tore your legs off you would look like snowmen. That's the new part.”
I didn’t go to college but if I did I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant cuz “The customer’s always right.”
Alright, alright. That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I’m not a fuckin’ genius for Christ’s sakes. You know. I’m just tryin’ to tell some jokes. Shit. Who the fuck are you? That track is number fourteen. It’s called “Attitude”.
I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a "baby naming book". Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.
"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it!, build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament.
I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you0 komentarzy 514 dni
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Chuck Norris.....
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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TROLLS UNDER THE BRIDGE!!!!
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lmao hahahahaha!!!!
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-Pixie Pwincess-4 tygodnie temumeh, college and being ill
anything exciting been going on at alls?
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Hunter7 tygodni temualright mark, is gran awa ti blackpool?
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Jackson8 tygodni temuahhh man i'll need to know before then like, we get paid by the college then so you should be able to manage it
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Jackson
Dude got the tickets for the gig if you fancy it, £12.50, for Fatties on Wednesday
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8 tygodni temu
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College.... and being ill
, it sucks!
College been rather dull l8ly aswel, actually regret not going to uni this year!
yeh i love him in his kilt... he just got his very first modelling agent today... how great is that?!
Hows ur mom been getting on anyways? it has been so long since i last saw her!
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Dode8 tygodni temuyea suppsedly theres the main one for ps3, then a stoopy branch off for xbox and ps3, then some other more stoopy thing...
hmmm, interesting, they wanting application forms or cv's? May express an interest...
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Hmmm indeed, they probably value the Data/music output code as like too much to put on a simple ext hard drive lol...but then, who really needs 500 gigs worth of music?!...i mean, thats...in the region of millions of songs...meh...maybe if ya get a job during uni or sumit :p...
The new FF is out soon, like next few months I believe...not been reading into it or anything so dont know if ill get it...(most likely will tho...)
Well crisis core is awesome too, but the fighting game, Dissidia Final Fantasy is really good
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Dode8 tygodni temu
your not going to find a 500 gig mp3 player for 40 quid...and plus, brag all you want about a 500 gig external drive, but its no compact enuf and dosnt let you plug a pair of headphones in em haha...
16 gig for £165 isnt too bad, specially since its an ipod and comes with loads of random Ipod crap/goodness, like a pointless vid camera :p...but its 16gig's worth of a solid mp3 player
meh, dont go xbox when u make the transition,, there balls...! Ps3 is the way ...
im still needing to play FFVIII and FFIX,and finish FFXII...but ill get there... Also the FF game for PSP is awesome...if you ever go for a psp
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Unfortunately yes...much to my dismay...
hmmm, i dont know, its contemporary...its different, i just want to create works of art, not build them out of tv's and sand shoes... ...(im massively over exaggerating...I think <.<...)
Yea, well, you couldve been mature n said...Feck off im on bebo...isnt that enough...but you didnt, so you suck...
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Cool...haha stupid chavs...I bet i could break that figure to roughly half your request!...*smug grin*...
well anything above 128mbps is what ur aiming for ...
well i only get up cos the baby cries haha...oh and to earn a ultimate crap living in the hell hole...
huh...maybe ill find out when i go back next year...probably to do fine art, couldnt hack the illustration...
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Hmm...u ever thot of telling them to sod off...you have a life and so on :p ... Meh id be annoyed also if i had to suffer chavs and so on hounding me for pics every dieing day...
Shh'yea noob...If your wanting a good wireless thing, DONT get a belkin, theres so much shit with them its almost not worth it...the only reason its ALMOST is cos i have one...mega suXXorZ...
Hmmm more than likely, this bit of house...is right in the middle (almost) of MID, Linlathen(sp?), Fintry and Whitfield...I mean...Eugh...
Awesomeness... artistic Arson aside... what ya studying anyway? last time i heard it was fine art?!
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hmmm i did wonder why i hadnt found you being the subject of repeated trolling for pics!...hmmm well feel free to send some mentor's my way, im on a mission to rip off as many people as possible by making the pay extorted prices for my mentors hahaha...
ha that would solve that then...why not? Noob...
oh...i have a new number...so ill send it privately momentarily...(still no cred) Indeed we ahall come down one day, but we wouldve been more willing last month when the sun was out!
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Jackson
Haha i'm better than him
Aye not too bad man yourself?
Post Office tomorrow night for a pint?
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thesurprise is mine also...i dont even know why i got asked to join, i was a mere unknown at that point, but i made 500grand off the fam bank before being kicked right now so its all good...
whats your username?
and ur msn?!
and your mobile number! (got no cred anyway)
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-Pixie Pwincess-8 tygodni temu
YOU SUCK!!
im kidding, i dont give love to recieve it!, i just do it coz im nice (: lol
i aint got the pics off of ashley's camera yet but once i do u can take a gander
so, been up 2 much?
best kilted pic i got atm
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8 tygodni temu
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awww, i had my first one just last friday!!
you shouldve went, i wouldve been able to cheer for sum1!!
out of all the hundreds of other students that wer there i didnt know any of them!!!
phoenix was in his full kilt and everything!!!
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tut tut! Haha thank you