1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....

First of all we would like to say a smashing weekend was had by all the dudes in thurso esp one who got extra friendly with a bouncer haha and it wisna krissy or me.

However we do have a problem with this 3-1 shite that the biatches seem to be ALL bragging about. Let us set the record straight u may have came into our room on the thursday nite but theres NO way u get a point for that (2-1) Second of all we think that there should be a points deduction for all the moaning greeting and wingin by the vast majority of the female population (1-1). Granted there was one of us guys bubbling like a little bitch (not krissy innes sheep durno alfie or nud), we are not proud of this however with the constant abuse he received for that incident it is felt that the point should stay. It is also felt that with all the moves that was busted we deserve another point esp for the pole dancing (1-2).
Another point should be rewared for one of us beating one of the females weaklings mentioning no names but if u look at her arms am sure ul find out who (1-3). Points should be removed for also leaving the group in the middle of the nite inbetween all the drunken antics (0-3). One final point should be rewarded for none of the males getting into a fight even tho my good friend neil took one in the eye, however he took it like a man and never retaliated, so we applaud him for that (0-4) and also durno for his towers and dip eating, sheep for his crack as in ass crack, krissy for his cross dressing and gettin naked idea, innes for his gooooood looks, calum for his sleepin and alfie for his MOJITOS.

Taking all of the above into consideration the final score over the weekend is BIATCHES 0-4 STUDS

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Oh yes one last thing "What happens on tour......" is our saying GET UR OWN, loooooooooosers