1. *Fine* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. *Five Minutes* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour and do. not. beep the horn! Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. *Nothing* This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. *Go Ahead* This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. *Loud Sigh* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to no.3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. *It's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. *Thanks* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. *Whatever* Is a women's way of saying f&%k YOU!

9. *Don't worry about it, I got it* Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

So if you dont wanna know, well then don't read it!!!


1. Full Name: Leo , Peter, Michael,Deering
2. Nickname: Lee..
3. Birthday:10th July, Years ago.
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
6. Siblings: 5 sisters 6 brothers...
7. Occupation: Dj..and other stuff...(All Legal let me add)
8. Schools you went to: Castledermot B.N.S. And St Marys Convent.. Yes Convent.. But i did't make a "habbit" of it...
9. Residence: Ballyburn,Castledermot
10. Work: Harley's Cafe Bar Carlow

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Brown Whats left of it..
13. Hair Length: Would have to say short....
14. Eye colour: Deep Blue..
15. Best feature: Duno,,if you know me, tell me ..
16. Height: 5Ft 11In
17. Braces? No
18. Glasses? Yes, part time,, ok C.
19. Piercings: Dont think so...
20. Tattoos: Yes 1, but you have to be very special to see it,

___Your 'Firsts'___
21. First Pet: Dog, Skippy
22. First best friend: All My Friends are the best...
23. First Award: Under 10 Football medal
24. First Sport: Hurling..
26. First Foreign Holiday: Portugal..
27. First Concert: Bagatelle in Gorey ..
28. First Love: My Mam..

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Happy Gilmore..
30. TV programme: C.S.I...
31. Colour: Blue
32. Food: Most Anything..
33. Band: Blizzards
34. Song Right Now: Destination ...
35. Friend: All ..
36. Drink: Mineral Water/Diet Coke.
37. Sport to play: Golf..
38. Pub: Doyles Castledermot..Harley's Cafe Bar Carlow
39. Favourite label:Yea right...
40. Store: ????? the one that is handiest.
41. School Subject: Sport..
42. Animal: is that the Guy from the muppet Show??
43. Book: Lodgement
44. Magazine: Those 4 year old ones you find at the dentists...
45. Shoes: Yes..!
___Currently___

46. Feeling: Happy
47. Single or Taken?: Yes...!!
48. Have a crush: Has'nt everybody got a few...
49. Eating: No...
50. Drinking: Water
51. Reading: This Questionaire
52. Online?: Yep
53. Listening To:Emma..and Sinead..they realy get on...!!!
54. position: Sitting
55. Wanting To: Finish this...
56. Watching: The screen...
57. Wearing: Jeans/ T Shirt..
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Have sum thanks... But willing to help others...
59. Want to be married?.... Is this a trick question??
60. Careers in Mind: How long has mary left in the big house in the park..?
61. Where do you want to live: Somewhere warm and sunny..
62. Car: Jeep..Think it belonged to a Hairdresser...

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Not Fussy,, Has to have some tho...
64. Hair length: as above
65. Eye colour: Blue
66. Measurements: Yes Please...
67. Cute or Sexy: Both..
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs, Then kisses..
70. Short or Tall: Depends..??
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic and spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: In between..
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Depends on person..
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring..must be..
77. Trouble Maker or peace maker: Peace maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yep..
79. Had Alcohol: Yep
80. Smoked: Yep..was long time ago...
81. Ran Away From Home: No..
82. Broken a bone: Yes,
83. Got an X-ray: Yeah
84. Got arrested: no.no.no. not yet..
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Yeah think so...
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah
88. Cried At School: don't think so. Think i made the teachers cry tho..

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Kinda
90. Miracles: Yeah they do happen..
91. Love At first sight: Yep
93. Aliens: Duno,if i see one i'll change awnser.
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: No..<
97. Angels: Yes.they are there.if you want them..
98. Kissing on The First Date: depends,,
99. Horoscopes: think they are just for fun.
___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone Y

142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts.

58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
of screwdrivers.

13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
cracker pulling accidents

101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.

AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet!