"that guys ok looking"-corina
"1995 .. OMFG were cheking out guys who are like 50 years old now.. and who probs have KIDS!"-me
"wtf.. if they were 16 in 1995 theyd be like 20 somthing now.."-corina
"WHATEVER THEYRE OLD JEEZ "-me

“omg you guys this fish is so like bony” -sah
“sah.. that’s a hashbrown.. its not fish.. its potatoes..” -me
“what no way ino what fish is you guys and THIS is fish” -sah
*everyones silent..
“I KNEW IT WAS FISH!!!”-sah
“omfg sah..”-me and sarah

“shit man our fingers are soo like oily.. I need to wash my hands man” -me
“HEY LETS WASH OUR HANDS WITH COKE!”-sah
*we all pause..
“EH wtf lets do it!”-me
- we stick our hands out of the MOVING car and wash our hands with coke,
“you guys..” -me
“yeah Natalie?”-sah and soph
“the cokes making my hands feel even more gross..”-me
“OMFG THERES SHIT ALL OVER MY CAR!”-sah
“well duh sah.. that’s the shit from our hands..”-me

“eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk”-me on the phone
“Natalie.. are you masturbating?”-ang
“WTF?! NOOO!!!”-me

“omg my hand has a boner!!” -chitra

“OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!”-corina
“what?”-me
“GUESS WHAT CHITRA DID!!”-corina
“what..”-me
“you noe that dark tunnel place? Well we were walking through there then chitra like runs ahead of us yeah and then like 2 seconds later we hear a big like BOOM and then chitra like starts screaming..”-corina
“what happened?”-sah
“she bumped into the glass.. then screamed when the lights went on and she saw her reflection”-corina
“BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”-me and sah

“hey you guys.. what would u do if I was being attacked by a shark?”-me
“oh that’s easy.. id leave you”-chitra and ang
“UH THANKS A LOT!”-me
“oh im nice Natalie I am!!”-ivanna
“what would you do ivanna?”-me
“ID CALL SECURITY!!”-ivanna
“gee.. thanks.. your so.. thoughtful?”-me
“OH OH OH!! Natalie id be nicer!”-sah
“yeah what would u do sah?”-me
“ID FEED THE SHARK!”-sah
“wtf sah.. it would be eating me..”-me
“yeah but if I feed it it will FORGET you and eat the food..”-sah
“no sah.. it would eat me then the food..”-me
“oh.. then id just jump in with you?”-sah
“BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”-ang chitra corina ivanna and me

“none of you guys are like bitches though..”-corina
“yeah..”-me
“no you guys im a bitch!”-ang
“wtf ang no ur not!”-me
“yeah ur not!!”-corina
“yes I am.. im YOUR bitch ”-ang
“BAHAHAHAAH!!”- me and corina

“omfg.. sah you no wot I just realized?”-me
“you noe that time you fell on ur ash when you were trying to swing on that branch?”-me
“NATALIE why u gotta bring that up man!”-sah
“WAIT let me finish! Anyway!”-me
“ok ok ok”-sah
“I laughed my ash off remember?”-me
“hard to forget that Natalie.. :|”-sah
“hahaha ok ok anyway.. then like a month later I fell off the..”-me
“BUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA OH YEAH!”-sah
“yeah I just figured that was karma biting me in the ash.”-me
“YUP!shame I didn’t see you fall though “-sah
“well atleast god had a little bit of mercy ”-me

“I made this skin by myself!”-corina
“WEALLLY!!”-me
-2 seconds later..
“WTF?! Did I just say weally :S”-me

*we’re all in science class talking about global warming
“doode what would you do if like that thing that happened in the movie the day after tomorrow was happening?”-me
“id go to spain”-sarah
“wtf why spain?!”-me
“WELL DUH cos when that doode sent his wife to spain.. she didn’t die.. and like nothing bad happened to her!!”-sarah
*everyone in class is silent..
“uhmm ok sarah that was.. interesting…”-ms keirnan
“how bout u corina?”-sarah
“well id be in Holland and id live in a house boat ”-corina
“ok then..”-me

“shakka lakka bam bom too yahh”-me
“yeahh totally!”-corina
*nex

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S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Freak in Bed

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...u might end up crying... The most irresistible. Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost

V • I • R • G • O: The Lover

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now.<(WHO? My Mom? ) Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

L • I • B • R • A • : The Bitch

Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



A • Q • U • A • R • I • U • S: the strongest

Trustworthy. Sexy. professional kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. perfect


G • E • M • I • N • I: passionate

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


L • E • O: wild in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser

Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible,

Lisa: Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be thinking of you
It's the wrong time
For somebody new
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

Lisa: Is that alright?yeah.
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright?yeah.
If you don't shoot it how am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright?yeah.
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright?yeah
With you...

Damien: Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be cheating on you
It's the wrong time
She's pulling me through
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

Damien: Is that alright with you?
Give my gun away (Lisa: Is that alright? Yeah.)when it's loaded

Is that alright with you?
If you don't shoot it how (Lisa: Is that alright? Yeah. ) am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright with you?
Give my gun away (Lisa: Is that alright? Yeah. ) when it's loaded
Is that alright
Is that alright with you?

Damien: Is that alright, yeah?
Give my gun away (Lisa: Is that alright? Yeah. ) when it's loaded
Is that alright with you?
If you don't shoot it how (Lisa: Is that alright? Yeah. ) am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright with you?
Give my gun away (Lisa: Is that alright? Yeah. ) when it's loaded
Is that alright
Is that alright with you?

(Slight Overlap..)
Damien: Is that alright, yeah?
Lisa: Give my gun away when it's loaded
Damien: Is that alright, yeah?
Lisa: If you don't shoot it how am I supposed to hold it
Damien: Is that alright, yeah?
Lisa: Give my gun away when it's loaded
Damien: Is that alright, is that alright?

D & L: Is that alright with you?

Damien: No...

9 Crimes - Damien Rice