Joe Muvafukka

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2/18/09 | me too! | Reply

Joe Muvafukka
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  • Male, 16, Luv 6,642
  • from Iraq
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  • Last active: Nov 9
  • www.bebo.com/Motorcity_Machinegun

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Me So Horny.
Music
Dizzee Rascal, Calvin Harris, Linkin Park, Flo Rida, Kanye West, The Killers, Kasier Chiefs, The Kooks, Black Eyed Peas, Artic Monkeys, Ash, Busta Rhymes, 50 Cent, Eminem, Jay-Z, The Game, D12, Twista, Fozzy, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, The Lonely Island, The Beatles, Queen, Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, T.I, Tupac, Weezer
Movies
Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie 3, American Pie The Naked Mile, American Pie Band Camp, American Pie Beta House, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Dirty Sanchez, Jackass The Movie, Jackass 2, Jackass 2.5, Simpsons Movie, South Park Movie, Shaun of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Employee of The Month, I Am Legend, Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale, World Is Not Enough, Goldeneye, Goldfinger (All The Bond Films To Cut This Short), Transformers, Superbad, Son of Rambow, Rocky 1, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, Rocky Balboa, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Fantastic Four, Spiderman, Over The Hedge, Ratatouille, Mr Woodcock, The Football Factory, Green Street, Green Street 2, Quantum of Solace, Yes Man
This List Could Go on Forever So I'm Gonner Stop Right Now xD

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    RULES:
    1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
    4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
    5.Put this on your blog.

    1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
    Don't Speak - Eagles :L

    2.How would you describe yourself?
    Breaking The Habit - Linkin Park?

    3.What do you like in a guy/girl?
    I Bet That You Look Good on the Dance Floor - Artic Monkeys (A dancer then i suppose)

    4.How do you feel today?
    Everytime i Look for You - Blink 182

    5.What is your life's purpose?
    Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols :L

    6.What is your motto?
    Come on Feel the Noise - Slade

    7.What do your friends think of you?
    Temperature - Sean Paul =\

    8.What do you think of your parents?
    Singing in The Rain - Gene Kelly :L

    9.What do you think about very often?
    Stronger - Kanye West

    10.What is 2 + 2?
    California Uber Alles - Dead Kennedys

    11.What do you think about your best friend?
    Enemy - Fozzy

    12.What do you think of the person you like?
    Sorry About Your Damn Luck (James Storms Theme Song :L )

    13.What is your life story?
    Three Lions On The Shirt - Baddiel and Skinner

    14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Singing in The Rain - Mint Royale

    15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
    Eye of The Tiger - Survivor

    16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
    We Made It - Busta Rhymes ft Linkin Park

    17.What will they play at your funeral?
    Kidulthood to Adulthood - Bashy =\

    18.What is your hobby/interest?
    Ever Fallen in Love - Buzzcocks

    19.What is your biggest fear?
    A Letter From God to Man - Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

    20.What is your biggest secret?
    Rockstar - Nickleback (Yes...My Secret is that i'm a rockstar!)

    21.What do you think of your friends?
    Bob Sinclare - Everybody Dance Now

    22.What will you post this as?
    Somebody Told Me - The Killers

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    What time do you get up in the morning?: School Days 7.30 Other Days Whenever.
    How many beers until you are drunk?: I Dunno
    Do you like beer or hard liquor?: No
    Have you ever had a one night stand?: No
    How do you take your coffee?: Don't Drink Coffee
    Do you eat breakfast?: On Weekends
    Do you prefer sleeping alone?: Yes
    Do you smoke cigarettes?: No
    Have you ever burnt your hair?: No
    Do you sleep with a pillow?: Yeah, I'm Not Poor.
    What were your unique habits as a child?: Honestly? NO IDEA!
    Do you want kids?: Not Yet Anyway
    Are you an only child?: Sort of
    Do you like road trips?: No
    Who are your 6 best friends?: People
    Do you brush your teeth in the shower?: No, thats fucking retarded
    Do you eat leftovers?: Sometimes
    Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship?: Relationship, Something to look forward to at least.
    Are you in a relationship now?: No
    Have you ever cheated?: No
    Have you ever been cheated on?: No
    Once a cheater, always a cheater?: No
    Pyjamas or naked?: Depends Where?
    What do you take when you have a headache?: Asprin
    Roughing it or luxury hotel?: Hotel
    Beach or pool?: Pool
    Would you give your number out to a stranger?: Depends Who They Are.
    Ever gone camping?: Yes
    Ever dialed random telephone numbers for fun?: Who hasn't?
    Are you an extrovert?: A What?
    Do you consider yourself conceited?: Eh?
    Is your hair its original color ?: Yeah
    Do you wear makeup?: No
    What is your lucky number?: 8
    Do you believe in God?: No
    Do you have a crush on anybody right now?: No
    Does he/she know it ?: No
    What food can you absolutely never give up?: Meat
    Who is your favorite cartoon?: Simpsons
    What tv shows do you watch?: Simpsons, family Guy, Only Fools and Horses, Red Dward, ECT...
    Do you think you: Not In The Slightest :)
    Are you allergic to anything?: No
    Do you like to go jogging?: No
    What is the best gift you have received till date?: PS3
    Do you wear socks to bed?: Yes
    What is your cellphone brand?: Samsung
    What shampoo do you use?: Whatevers In
    Have you ever been in love?: Yeah
    Do you think love is real for young people?: Yes
    Have you ever loved somebody who did not love you?: Yarp
    Black or white?: White, Not a Racist Thing or Anythin'
    Do you say your opinion, or keep it to yourself?: Say My Opinion
    Winter or summer?: Summer
    have you ever been out of your country?: Yeah
    Where do you want to raise your family?: Blackpool
    City life or country life?: City Life
    Saturday - Clubing or a movie night?: Depends On What Mood
    Mercedes or BMW?: BMW
    Do you like to dress up?: Not Really
    How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed?: 20 Minutes
    Do you save money or spend it?: Spend
    Do you wear a belt?: No
    How many pairs of jeans do you have?: None
    How many types of underwear do you have?: A lot
    Do you shower twice?: No
    Is there ever a justified reason to lie?: Wha?
    Favorite disney movie?: Lion King
    Favorite veggie?: Don't Have One
    Favorite meat?: Gammon or Steak
    Have you already met the love of your life?: No
    Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?: Probably Not
    Ever thought you were a moron?: Why Yes
    Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend?: Noooo.
    Do you like being in a relationship?: ...
    Are you an easy to fool person?: Yes
    Do you fall for people easily?: Yes
    Is it hard for you to open up to people?: Yes
    Do you diet regularly?: NO
    Do you believe in alternative medicine?: Yes
    Do you believe in revenge?: Yes
    All is fair in love and war. Do you agree?: No, Thats a Load of Shit
    True love never dies. Do you agree?: No
    If you could change one thing about your physical appearence what would it be?: Smaller Ears
    Mom or dad?: Both Good Parents
    How long have you known your best friend?: 5 Years or so
    Whats your favorite meal of the day?: Tea.
    What is your worst fear?: Dying
    What is one thing you want to ask from God?: Who Will Win The Premier League?
    Are you hard to get?: No
    How good are you in sports??: Ok I Guess.
    Do you use an umbrella or a raincoat?: Coat
    Chatting on the Internet or Telephone?: Internet
    How religious are you?: Not Very
    Do you like politicians?: No
    Do you consider yourself a nice person?: Meh
    Name 7 things you want to do before you die: Shoot Didier Drogba, Play For Liverpool FC, Visit The Playboy Mansion, Have SEX! Meet Steven Gerrard. Break Cristiano Ronaldos Leg
    What should you be doing right now?: Resting My Leg.
    How much time did you spend on this survey?: Enough

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    Name :   Joe Parkinson
    Nick Name :   JP, Kane.
    Birthdate :   8/3/94
    Birthplace:   Blackpool
    Current Location:   Garstang
    Eye Color:   Blue
    Hair Color:   Brown/Blondish
    Height:   I don't Know
    Weight:   Dunno
    Piercings:   Fuck No
    Tatoos:   Getting One Soon :)
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Is this a joke?
    Vehicle:   The Batmobile
    Overused Phrase:   Fucktard
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Chicken
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   HOOTERS! xD
    Candy:   Dairy Milk
    Number:   8
    Color:   Red
    Animal:   Penguin
    Drink:   Pepsi
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   No Comment! =]
    Perfume:   JOOP!
    TV Show:   Only Fools and Horses
    Music Album:   Nursery Rhymes Singalongs Volume 3 :)
    Movie:   Shaun of The Dead
    Actor/Actress:   Simon Pegg
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Neither, people who serve me have 5 brain cells shared betwe
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
    Kiss or Hug:   ...
    Dog or Cat:   Cat
    Summer or Winter:   Summer.
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny Movies
    Love or Money:   What is with these questions?
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   Whenever
    Most Missed Memory:   Primary School :L
    Best phyiscal feature:   Little Finger
    First Thought Waking Up:   Boy i'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston
    Best Friends:   I Have A Lot of Friends, Not a Best Friend.
    Weakness:   Being Kicked In The Nuts
    Fears:   LazyTown
    Longest relationship:   5minutes...maybe less?
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   No Partner to Cheat on =L
    Ever been beaten up:   No, Why Would They?
    Ever beaten someone up:   Yup, That Knob Head Burnley Fan.
    Ever Shoplifted:   Yes, When I Was Like 4.
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   No
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
    Been Dumped Lately:   No
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
    Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde
    Short or Long:   Short
    Looks or Personality:   Both
    Hot or Cute   Hot
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   Don't want a freak, don't want some Anorexic Girl
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   Gambia
    How do you want to Die:   Drowning in the Hot Tub in the Playboy Mansion :)
    Been to the Mall Lately:   The most visited store where i live in the pissing sweet sho
    Get along with your Parents:   Yes
    Health Freak:   Fuck No!
    Do you think your Attractive:   No...Just No.
    Believe in Yourself:   Yeah
    Want to go to College:   Yes
    Do you Smoke:   No
    Do you Drink:   No
    Shower Daily:   Yes
    Been in Love:   Yes
    Do you Sing:   All the time :)
    Want to get Married:   Yes
    Do you want Children:   Meh
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   4
    Hate anyone:   George W Bush
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      Or gary gliter?:L

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      Some little fag who thinks hes hardcore over the internet. I asked him a simple question with no insults or anything in the question. He then started to insult me and told me he knows lots of things about me. But then i said you must be a past ow or something. But then the fucking pervert said, hes not and that hes being gathering information about me! Like how fucked up is that :L Also mate, don't be surprised if he leaves you a comment, he seems to insult people alot. Also i've been fine, you okay?....i wouldn't be if i was you, liverpools going to replace Alonso by buying shitty danish 30 year old Christian Poulson from Juventus!

      8/4/09
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      plz join we only need two more people to start the first division


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      Hey Joe
      I know theres no way in hell your going to remember me, but about 3 years ago, i saw you on bebo and added you. You helped me make bebo skins on paint and so did Charles Chalmers. Ive been looking for your channel for ages and now i have found it. Ive had many accounts also and i cant remeber what my account name was when i met you. Anyways, i wanna be friends with you again so just dropping by to say hi.

      5/23/09
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      Thanks For Joining :D

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      Can you remember me? :L

      4/25/09
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      JOE! :D

      4/24/09
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      probally, what happens in it?

      2/17/09