1. Wots ur name?
2. R we close?
3. Wot do u think of me?
4. Do u hav a crush on me?
5. Wuld u kiss me?
6. Wuld u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me 4 30 Mins wat wuld u do?
9. Wot was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. Wot reminds u of me?
12. If u culd give me anything what wuld it be?
13. How well do u kno me?
14. Wot do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me somethin u culd'nt?
16. Could u eva love me?
17. Give me a nickname n explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

1.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
2.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
3.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
4.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
5.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
6.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
7.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
8.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
9.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
10.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
11.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

When you know Bebo has taken over! lol
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their bebo.

2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on bebo?" like we do this to nearly everyone we talk to!

3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through bebo

4. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on bebo!"

5. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture 'lallaaaa' left?"

6. You check your bebo as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day.

7. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk. we are totally guilty of this!

8. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know you're going to repost this for everyone else to see.