i want life back.......before the complications......i want childhood simplicity....why cant i find taht damn rewind button?? i want my life...my...strength....i want them back....why cant i bring u back? life has juz gone from me........escaped my grasp...nothin is how itz supposed to be and i dont kno how to fix it........i dont kno anythin anymore....i dont even think im sane anymore.......i wish i wasnt.......then maybe i can find some peace in my own insanity.......cause then i can have some control.........

is it so bad to be who i am?
must u make excuses for what u think i do?
how am i bad?
wha must i do?
when will u see me for what i am?
a perfect child.................borderline phsycotic........
all for u.......
how did i let u break me so much?
i've lost my knights in shining armor...........the ones who protected me everytime the wicked stepsister would try to get the evil witch on me.........
i'm breakin........i'm fallin...............into a deep cavern of despair.....
mommy............daddy............
 ...........why cant i find u?
why have u gone and left me......
gone to where i cant follow.........
diggin..................tearin....
 ...........at what little sanity i have left..........







unfinished...........i might finish it another time.......

How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.

How do you tell if a bass is dead?
What's the difference?
Who cares?

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
None. They have a machine to do that.

Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

What's the definition of "nerd?"
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now."
He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"

What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.

How man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the world revolves around them!

What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.

What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.

What do trumpet players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
"But Johnny, you can't do both."

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the trumpet players.

What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.