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the only way u can make ur luv's go up is to make 5 or more fake profile's and set ur settings to preview comments first on ur main profile trhen with each of the fake profiles post urself comments with luvs and then go bk to ur main profile and reject the comments and ur luv's still go up ya dig ?

btw u will have to make a new email addy for each fake profile b/c bebo wont allow u to post comments unless u reg ur email addy


do u understand wat im saying ?

I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.

So I pushed her over


An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,

"Who was the dirty pig that did this to you? I want to know now!!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However , I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I will take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:


"You'll ride her again!!!"





Fat people...

How do u get a fat bird into bed?...
...Piece of cake!


Women...

Wat is d smartest thing that came out of a womans mouth?...
...Einstein's cock!


Men...

Why do men shag women they have no intention of marrying?...
...The same reason dogs chase cars they hav no intention of driving!


Christopher Reeve...

Wats d opposite of Christopher Reeve...
...Christopher Walken!


Stevie Wonder...

Wat does Stevie Wonders wife do wen she's angry at him?...
...moves the furnature!


Diana...

Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?...
...Cos he's the only queen that gave a fuck!


Homosexuals...

What did one homo say to the other at the bar?...
...Pardon me, can I push in your stool!


The Church...

Why is the bible like a penis?...
...It gets forced down your throat by a priest!


Nuns...

How do u get a nun pregnant?...
...Rape her


Chavs...

What do u say to a chav at work?...
...Big Mac n fries please

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 liters of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."