Who was your fav charachter?

What woz yur fav episode?

What woz yur fav line?

And anything else you love about F.R.I.E.N.D.S?!

RACHEL:
Uni-sex!
JOEY:
Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
RACHEL:
Oh, no, Joey. U-N-I-sex
JOEY:
Well, I ain't gonna say no to that!


JOEY:
Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!


ROSS:
A 'no sex' pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America!


PHOEBE:
Yeah, but Monica, do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, 'That's not how your dad used to do it'?


ROSS:
Didn't you read Lord Of The Rings in high school?
JOEY:
No, I had sex in high school!


ROSS:
Hey, I'm not the one to kiss and tell...but I'm also not one to have have sex and shut up, we totally did it!


RACHEL:
Lately with this whole pregnancy thing, I'm just finding myself...how do I put this, erotically charged.
JOEY:
Is that college talk for horny?


CHANDLER:
You don't actually hand-cuff guys to water pipes, do you?
PHOEBE:
Where do you think Mike really is?!


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GREAT LINES: ON WORK!!!

I'm going to get one of those...job things.
-THE FORMERLY SPOILT RACHEL GETS IN TOUCH WITH HER NEWFOUND PROFESSIONAL AMBITION IN "THE PILOT"


It's like the mother ship is calling you home.
-PHOEBE RESPONDS TO RACHEL GETTING A JOB INTERVIEW AT SAKS FIFTH AVENUE IN "THE ONE WITH ALL THE POKER"


Who's FICA? Why is he getting all my money?
-RACHEL FINDS OUT ABOUT PAYCHECK TAXES IN "THE ONE WITH GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS"


All right kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers...it doesn't make much of a difference.
-CHANDLER CONFESSES TO HIS VAGUE PROFESSIONAL LIFE IN "THE PILOT"


Everybody lies on their resume, okay? I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either.
-JOEY CONFESSES TO FAKING HAVING BEEN A SUCCESSFUL CHILD ACTOR IN "THE ONE WITH ALL THE JEALOUSY"


ROSS:
No, no, no, homo habilus was erect, Australopithecus was never full erect.
CHANDLER:
Well maybe he was nervous.
-SOME HARD PAELEONTOLOGICAL-PENILE TALK IN "THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL...YOU KNOW"


After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
-CHANDLER CONGRATULATES JOEY ON HIS ASS STAND-IN ROLE IN "THE ONE WITH THE BUTT"


ROSS:
Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
JOEY:
Hey, I'm not judging.
-ANOTHER SCHOLARY CONVERSATION IN "THE ONE WITH THE GIANT POKING DEVICE"

On Family...

I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide salt-water treats.
-PHOEBE ON WHY SHE NEVER GOT TAFFY IN "THE ONE WITH THE BIRTHING VIDEO"


MONICA:
Come on. You can't live off your parents your whole life
RACHEL:
I know that! That's why I was getting married.
-A REVEALING MOMENT IN "THE PILOT"


Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of my father in...fishnet stockings.
-CHANDLER THINKING ABOUT DEAR OLD DAD IN "THE ONE WITH JOEY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND"


RACHEL:
Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these!
CHANDLER:
I know. I still am one of these.
-RACHEL IN AWE OF NEWBORN BABY BEN IN "THE ONE WITH THE BIRTH"


Hi, I'm Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.
-PHOEBE'S BLUNT WORDS CHECKING HERSELF INTO THE HOSPITAL IN "THE ONE HUNDREDTH"


You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay. Maybe a hot looking aunt, but not a mom! Never a mom!
-JOEY DEFINES A CODE OF CONDUCT IN "THE ONE WITH MRS. BING"


Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and wetting the bed.
-CHANDLER TELLING RACHEL HOW HE COPED WITH HIS PARENTS' DIVORCE IN "THE ONE WITH THE TWO PARTIES"


We have twins! It's so exciting. Now I have twice as many lives to control!
-MONICA DELIGHTS ON THE ARRIVAL OF HER BABIES IN "THE LAST ONE-PART 1"


Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her.
-CHANDLER TAKING MOTHER-KISSER ROSS TO TASK IN "THE ONE WITH MRS. BING"


This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover.
-RACHEL REACTS TO HER DRUNKEN WEDDING TO ROSS IN "THE ONE AFTER VEGAS"


It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in a little petrie dish
-PHOEBE'S WELCOMING WORDS TO THE TRIPLETS IN "THE ONE HUNDREDTH"