one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

Air- To be ignored
Anything- No good, ordinary
Alow it - leave it
Ang Tite - To big up someone
Bate- Obvious
Ballin- Crying
Beef- Want to fight
Beast- Ugly
Bandolo- Fool
Buff/Bum- Looking good/sexy
Bare- Meaning alot
Bad mind- Just plain rude
Butters- Just plain ugly
Blud/Bredrin- another word for freind
Blaze- To smoke weed
Boid - Taking the piss
Baffelld- Confused
Bless- Bye
Blud/Bredrin,breh, star- friend
Bizzle- Ok
Brass- Thats rubbish
Bounce- To leave
Breaded- To be paid
Breeze- Talking rubbish
Bre- Boy
Brapp- When something is good
Cherps- To chat up opposite sex
Choong/Chung- Over good looking
Cuz- Cousin
Chick/Gash- Girl
Clash- Music battle(MCs OR DJs)
Click- Crew
Chop- To have sex with
Cotchin- To chill/rest/take up space
Crepes- Trainers
Convo- Coversation
Dapper- Dirty/ a compliment
Doughnut- Idiot
Drum- your house
Extra- Over the top
Endz- Your area
Fool- idiot
Gunn- To see someone get cussed
Garms- Clothes
Gash- girl
Hyped- Over excited
Hench- Muscular
Hood- Neighborhood
Hatin- Jealousy
Heavy- When something is good
Inabit- See you soon
Innit- Term of agreement
Innabizzle - bye
J's- By yourself
Jigga- Ok or Fine
Jokes- Funny
Joker- A funny person/Not serious
Jacked- To take from someone with permission/steal
Long/Long-ting- Boring or wasting time
Major- Big/Worth it/Important
Man dem- Your crew
Manor-where u live- see ends
Merk, Merkage- Beat or Destroy
Minor- Opposite of major, Insignificant
Nang- Good
Nuff luv- Safe, big up
Offski - When your going
Peeps- Very close friends
Peng- sexy
Peng-a-leng- same as peng but better
P's- Money
Prang- Scared
Pon- Short for upon
Quick-ting- Something that wont take long
Regs- Regular
Rags- Standard
Reppin- To represent
Road- Street, Outside
Raaah - Meaning surprised
Skeen- Understand
Shubz- Party
Screwin- Annoyed about something
Safe- Hi/thanks/bye
Street rat- Person on the street 24/7
Stoosh- Deep
Sick- Not bad meaning, but bad meaning good
Shook- scared
Slew- To beat or better
Swag- Rubbish/crap
Sekkle - go away
Trus- Trust me
Two Twos - Even though
Twisted- Confused
U get me- Do you understand
Village- Small and not very good
Wha gwarn- wots goin on

LOVE OF GOD

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%?
So what equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that will help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND, look how far the 'love of God' will take you

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will help get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!