>AMAZINGLY SIMPLE
>HOME REMEDIES
>
>1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
>will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
>the snooze button.
>
>2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>be afraid to cough.
>
>3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
>someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
>4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
>using the sink.
>
>5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
>few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
>timer.
>
>6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
>about the toothache.
>
>Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are.
>
>You only need two ! tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
>If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
>does, use the duct tape.
>
>Remember:
>
>*Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>* Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
>* If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
>You get another chance.
>
>And finally, be really nice to your family and friends;
>you never know when you might need them to
>empty your bedpan.
>
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>DEEP THOUGHT OF THE DAY Some people are like slinkies,
> They don't really have a purpose,
> But they still bring a smile to your face
> When you push them down the stairs.
>
>

here u go I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they lose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15

Special Sisters

Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to
quit your job, or move across country, always do what you really want.

Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out.

Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level.

Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself.

Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money
instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap.

Never apologize for being a single mom. Babies are a blessing.

Never apologize for treating yourself to something special.
Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation.

Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority.

Never apologize for keeping the ring even if wedding bells won't chime.

Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship.
You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves.

Never apologize for saying NO.

Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a
reason she's been your girl from day one.

Never apologize for ordering dessert. Or more than one dessert.

Never apologize for your taste in clothes. It's your style

Never apologize for changing your mind

Never apologize for being you!

"ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!!!"

Send this to all the Special Sisters in your life! I just did!
A friend is a person who knows all about you and still loves you just the same.

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes
someone special to catch your heart. . ."
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!