Do I look like a good kisser?
[] yes
[] no

Am I?
[] handsome
[] beautiful
[] sexy as hell
[] hott
[] pretty
[] shy
[] cute
[] okay
[] ugly!

Do you think im a virgin?
[] yes
[] no
[] dont know!

I look like..
[] a player
[] slut
[] whore
[] hubby/wifey type
[] one time thing
[] next bf/gf

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No

Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] have sex with me
[] date me
[] get to know me

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no

what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] nothing
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] wifey
[] friend w/ benifits

Would you rather talk to me in...
[]myspace
[]aim
[]person
[]phone

Sum girls beg, sum girls borrow, sum girls lead & sum girls follow, sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow, but the best girls just suck & swallow!!!

If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday?

If someone can't see,they're blind.If someone can't hear,they're deaf.So what do you call people who can't smell?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

sometimes i ask myself why in the world im friends with a bitch like you...and then i remember its because im a bitch too !!

we do have to take our clothes off to have a good time actually! so get naked!!! im waiting.

i know a song that will get on ya nerves get on ya nerves get on ya nerves i know a song that'll get on ya nerves get get get on ya nerves!!

If top chop stick shops, stock top chop sticks, which top chop sticks do top chop stick shops stock?????".

All stressted out and no one to stangle!

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.".

"Up the bum, no harm done. What do you reckon girls ??????".

If Your Gonna Be Two Faced ... Then At Least Make One Of Them Good Lookin . . .

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol - FACT.

diy tip of the day,,,,,a woman on all 4's with cum drippin from her arse n both corners of her mouth...wot does this tell u??????????? ur floors level .

i wonder if you choke a smurf what color will it turn ?

i wish everything in life was as simple as you.

Full Name: Jake Tyler
Single or Taken: Taken
Birthday: 29th December 1991
Siblings: 4
Shoe size: 12
Height: 6 foot 2
You wearing right now: jeans and hoddie
Where do you live: Harlow Essex
Can you make a pound in change right now? Yer
Piercings?: Nope

R E L A T I O N S H I P S
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Who is your closest friend? Leanne
Do you have a BF or GF?: Nope
Best place to go for a date? Anywere Aslong As Its Not With Their Mates
Like anyone? Yes
Does your crush like you? Donno

F A V O U R I T E S
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Favorite kind of trousers?:jeans
Album from what band? Pendulim
TV show?: Chop Shop
Colour?: Red
Movie? A v's P
Number? 7
Boys Names? Ryan, Brad
Girls Names?: Summer, Hayley
Animal?: Penquin
Sport?: Freerunning (Parkour)
Month? December
Breakfast?: Screddies
Favorite cartoon character? Macapaca

H A V E Y O U E V E R . . .
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Given anyone a bath?: No
Bungeed?: Nope
Made yourself throw-up? Nope
Gone skinny dipping? No
Eaten a dog? Kissed My Ex... Does That Count?
Put your tongue on a frozen pole? No
Liked someone so much it made you cry? Yes
Broken a bone?: Loads
Played truth or dare?: Yes
Been in a physical fight? Yes Loads
Been in a police car?: Yes... Fun Times
Come close to dying? Yes Loads
Been in a sauna?: No
Been in a hot tub?: No
Fallen asleep in school? Yes
Ran away? Yes
Broken someone's heart? Yes
Cried when someone died? Yes
Cried in school?: Yes
Fell off your chair? Yer
Saved MSN conversations?: Yer Auto Save
Saved e-mails?: Yer
Fallen for one of your best friends?: Yes
Used someone?: No
Been cheated on? Yes!

W H A T I S . . .
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Your good luck charm? Neckless
Your room like: Pigs Sty
Beside you: Computer
Last thing u ate: Screddies
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Any I Can Find

DO YOU...
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Believe in love at first sight? Yes
Like picnics: They Ok
Like school: No Hated It
Schools have you gone to: Potter Street, Brays Grove
Who was the last person that called you: Caitlin
Who was the last person you danced with? donno
Who makes you smile? My Mates
Do yu like fillin these out: Sometimes
Do you wear contacts or glasses: Glasses
Do you like yourself: No Hes A Cunt
Do you get along with your family: Most The Time

R A N D O M . . .
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What do you think of vacuum cleaners? THEY SUCK !
Do you like talking on phone or in person? In Person
What is above you?: The Floor :S
How does it feel to love?: Donno :S

F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S
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What are you listenin to?: I Think Im Turning Jappinese
What did you do yesterday?: Sleep And On Msn