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O mnie

Motto
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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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big suzie will make all your dreams come true





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Moja druga połowa
Emma Tuthill.

Emma Tuthill.

my wee darling

THE MUSIC
the killers(brandon flowers legend mate), joy division(ian curtis R.I.P) LIBERTINES, JIMI HENDRIX, elvis, the beatles, bob marley, phonics, the smiths, the cure, the strokes, mgmt, vampire weekend, artic monkeys, new order, eric clapton, arcade fire, radiohead, REM, kasabian, o
 cs, yeah yeah yeahs, !, babyshambles, dirty pretty things, the view, kings of leon, oasis, stone roses, ian brown, happy mondays, we are scientest, the zutons, the jam, the verve, blur, the twang, jonny cash, pulp, blondie, gomez, gun
 s N roses, manics, the music...you know gd old indie a bit of britpop sumtimes i wish a was a teenager during the 90s what a decade.......oh and also all 80s pop music is the shizzle!
MOVIES
anchorman! best movie ever, CONTROL, 24 hour party ppl, step brothers, human traffic,
shaun of the dead, trainspotting, sixth scence, brave heart, austin powers, moulin rouge, the truman show, the terminator
SPORTS
the famous glasgow rangers...52 and counting WRTP......also play fur a wee pub team as a centre half need new football boots but
WHAT MAKES ME SAD
MY 2 INCH WINKLE... Eh Guys ;)

The Nina (ho) The Pinta (ho) the Santa (ho) Maria,
I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking sangria.
Nachos and lemonheads on my dads boat,
You wont go down cuz my dick can float.
We sail around the world and go port to port,
everytime i cum i produce a quart.
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor,
Thers a nice lady ho i'd like to spank her.

Boat n Hoes
I gotta have me my Boats n Hoes
Boat n Hoes
I gotta have me my Boats n Hoes

Deadliest catch, without the crabs,
were almost out of gas, call the arabs!
Im a pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow,
take off my pants you can see my flesh arrow.
Make sure to wax, use your moms nair.
You'll be amazed when i cum in your hair!
Pull up the anchor cuz were leaving dry land,
get below deck with a dick in your hand.

Boat n Hoes
I gotta have me my Boats n Hoes
Boat n Hoes
I gotta have me my Boats n Hoes
HAPPIEST WHEN
steamboated....doin fuk all during sex the way it should be;) ....when a coupen comes up, sitting in an old mans boozer watching rangers win, wae the wife
SCARED OFF
GOING TO BED ONE NYT AND WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE SKUD NAKED WAE MA BAWS SHAVED WITH THE AL QAEDA POINTING A GUN AT MY HEAD DEMANDING I HAVE A 3 SOME WITH SUSAN BOYLE AND MICHELLE MGMANUS WHILE MY FAMILY WATCH FROM A KLASS GAGE.I RECKON ID FIND THAT PRETTY SCARY!
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  • january 1st

    im not having 1 drop of drink until next year and im willing to bet anyone any money i can do it ;)

    easy maaaaaaaaaaayte

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  • LETS ALL LAUGH AT HARTSON

    John Hartson article on March 7th 2009


    PEDRO MENDES isn't half the player Rangers fans think he is.

    Kyle Lafferty is way out of his depth.


    John Fleck is a child who could still be at school and can't be relied upon.


    Kenny Miller will NEVER score enough goals on a regular basis to win any team a championship title.


    Davie Weir getting a new 12 month contract after his 39th birthday in May will sicken the club's supporters.


    Barry Ferguson isn't yet close to being the dominating figure he used to be.


    Do I really need to go on?


    There you have the players Walter Smith is staking his reputation on to bring the SPL title to Ibrox.


    But as things stand the Rangers boss must look at that lot and know himself he has NO CHANCE of winning the league.


    Four-in-a-row is in the bag for Celtic. It's over now.


    Finished.


    Anyone who tries to tell me differently either needs to sit down with a stiff drink - or watch a re-run of the Old Firm sides in action on Wednesday night.


    At Kilmarnock you had one group of players going all out, busting a gut to get another crucial three points on the board.


    In Glasgow there was another team showing no fight, no resilience and no desire to pip their greatest rivals to the post.


    For me that performance and result at Ibrox was a shocking disgrace which only goes to show how big a problem Smith has.


    The Rangers players are letting themselves, their club and their manager down.


    Do they actually want a league winner's medal, or what?


    On the evidence of their display against Caley Thistle I really don't think they do.


    Winning titles takes bottle, but where was that when push came to shove on Wednesday?


    Rangers were diabolical for the two years before Smith took charge again. They came close to European glory last season and deserve all the credit going for that.


    But their shambolic end to the league campaign was papered over because of the hectic run of games in the final few weeks. They were given a convenient excuse.


    What will these guys be saying this May when they watch Celtic clinch the title - again?


    When are they going to stand up and be counted? I really would love to know because this can't be allowed to go on much longer.


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    Some might choose to point the finger of blame at the manager as he's the man who brought many of these players to the club in the first place.


    But for me that's way too simple. It's not Walter Smith who is stepping on to the pitch week in week out. There is only so much he can say or do.


    Lafferty for one has been given an opportunity he says is a lifelong dream. Really? You wouldn't have thought that with the way the boy has been playing. Surely he must realise his chance of making it with Rangers is now on the verge of passing him by.


    If he continues the way he's going he's going to be back at somewhere like Burnley before he knows it. Lafferty must run faster, jump higher, score more.


    He's the prime example of everything that's wrong in that dressing room.


    Lafferty thinks he's achieved something by signing for Rangers when the truth of the matter is he's done nothing.


    He's nowhere near good enough for the club if you ask me, but when I see him play it's as though he thinks he's got something special in his locker.


    Mendes isn't much better. I've heard people rave about him this season and clearly he's got ability there and can see a pass.


    But seeing it and making it are two totally different things.


    More than that I just don't see any biting aggression there from a player supposed to be competing in central midfield for a massive club.


    You could say the same about Ferguson these days as he's not dominating games like he used to, but for me he's been dragged down to the level of those around him.


    You can't tell me he doesn't want to stop Celtic winning the league.

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  • lads holiday 2009

    calling all lads...i repeat calling all lads me and gemmil r organising a lads holiday for the summer so lads get ur names down so we can book it real soon. p.s plz hury lads b4 the burd asks me to go on holiday wif her instead :-( lol k.o x

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: naa not really
Are you scared of cockroaches?: yeah
Do you get scared in the dark?: only if im alone :(
What is your favorite day of the week?: saturday
Your dream car: oh dunno tbh???
Your dream vacation: hawei
In your next birth, you would love to be: well defo not a fucking polor bear:(...poor guys
In your past birth, you must have been: a tattie
Your favorite pizza topping is: cheese (ANO BORING)
How many kids do you want to have?: 2
Last TV channel you watched: mtv 2
What are you wearing right now?: im not telling you that mr cheeky computer ;) ..u cheeky little fing xx
What do you wear at night in bed?: boxers
Your favorite toy in childhood: cyber pets
How many teeth do you have?: ?
When did you last visit the dentist?: couple of months ago
Which toothpaste do you use?: colgate
Your preferred toilet paper brand: sharmen
Three things you can: heart,oxygen
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: brandon flowers
Your dream celebrity date: um does diana vickers count
Do you believe in aliens?: yes
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: miby
Favorite cocktail: dunno
Favorite fruit: pear
Favorite flower: brandon ;)
Have you puked at a party?: lol obvisley
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: got 2
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: lol whta kinda shitty questions r these
Do you cry easily?: ive never cried and ive been raped thats how hard i um :L
Do you swear a lot?: no really
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: eyes
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: cannie mind sumfing to do wif a coma
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: ?
What: didnt have 1
What: sergio porrini
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: lol yup lets just say my life would have been better if i actully botherd to get a lock on my bedroom door :P
The food you hate to eat: mince
Your favorite breakfast cereal: golden nuggets
Do you have any pets?: no
If yes, describe your pets: no
Which is your favorite holiday?: ?
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: lol what the fuck is drunk out your mind lol ive been plasterd aye
Ever been in a car accident?: yeah broke my leg :)
The boy band you secretly listen to: none
The body part you would love to get pierced: none
When did you last diet to lose weight?: ryt now
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: put on a bit of joy divison
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: yeah
Are you in love with someone these days?: yeah
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: nup
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: yeah
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: grey
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: ck
What is your favorite denim brand?: dunno
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: fraiser zest sashkofski
Your first cell phone was: shit
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: talk
Are you a sensitive person?: yeah feel sorry for daddy long legs there like gods sick joke...how do those fings even have sex its just such a shame for them :(
Would you go for a one night stand?: i have
The romantic movie you like most: NONE!(hope ur reading this emma)
The action movie you like most: terminator 2
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: no
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: manchester
Which newspaper do you read daily?: the sun
The magazines you like to read: Q NME 4.4.2
Your first job was: RETAIL ASSISTANT
Did you have a best friend in school?: yeah
Which email service do you use most?: who cares
Have you ever walked to save money?: nope lol
Where do you shop for clothes?: VNU,RVR ISLAND..etc
What was your pocket money as a kid?: aww cant remember
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: yeah about utter rubbish
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: nup im just trying to pass the time
If yes, do you have too much free time?: yeah
One memory you wish you could erase: a few tbh
Any sport, you are really good at: none really i do love football
In your purse, you keep a photo of: used to have one of the burd but not anymre :(
Do you take any medicine daily?: no
Have you ever lied about your age?: yeah
The last person you kissed was: emma
The last country you visited: ?
Do you need music while you are studying?: it helps
A song you loved as a kid: jazz bunny
Any kiddie song you still remember: inspector gadget
Habits you hate in others: nose piking and farting
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: j
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: nail biting
Do you brush twice a day?: ofcourse
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: about 40 mins
Are you a day person or a night person?: night person
Your favorite cartoon character: thomas the tank engine
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: 2 many times lol
Any word or sentence you repeat often: honest tae god :L
Describe your computer monitor: square
One book you are dying to read: none
One movie you are dying to see: none
One music album you are dying to hear: um elbows new album
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: ages
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Name :   Paul Main
Nick Name :   Paulo
Birthdate :   19.10.87
Birthplace:   Irvine
Current Location:   Irvine
Eye Color:   Im not sure?
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   6.5
Weight:   really fat
Tatoos:   2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Girlfriend
Vehicle:   Rollarblades
Overused Phrase:   awrite,hen,babe..etc..so annoying
FAVORITES
Food:   Chicken curry
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   turf,pitchers,dunno
Candy:   Milky way
Number:   83
Color:   Yellow
Animal:   Sea panda
Drink:   Tennants
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Eyes
Perfume:   ele boure
TV Show:   Lost
Music Album:   Sams Town
Movie:   Anocherman
Actor/Actress:   Tom Green
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   None gadz!
Chocolate or Vanilla   Choclate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot choclate
Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Anytime
Most Missed Memory:   School
Best phyiscal feature:   penis...14incher
First Thought Waking Up:   I hope thats sweat
Ambition:   be rich
Best Friends:   sam,steve,gemmil,scott,ali,tyco...etc
Weakness:   to kind
Fears:   manbearpig
Longest relationship:   the one im in
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   nup
Ever been beaten up:   dont think so
Ever beaten someone up:   yeah
Ever Shoplifted:   nup
Ever Skinny Dipped:   haha yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yup
Been Dumped Lately:   nup
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   my gf
Favorite Hair Color:   brunnete
Short or Long:   in between
Height:   dunno
Style:   well dressed
Looks or Personality:   50.50
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   in between
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   japan
How do you want to Die:   on fire while smoking a pipe at the para olimpics
Been to the Mall Lately:   i work there !
Get along with your Parents:   nup there bawbags
Health Freak:   kinda
Do you think your Attractive:   oaft aye ;) haha
Believe in Yourself:   depends if i can be arsed tbh
Want to go to College:   no really
Do you Smoke:   nope
Do you Drink:   yup
Shower Daily:   yup
Been in Love:   yup
Do you Sing:   yup
Want to get Married:   yeah later on but :O
Do you want Children:   aye
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   ive lost it miby loose my backdoor virginty soon?
Hate anyone:   hardly anyone apart from a couple of silly wee cows
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  • Ian
    luv Ian

    i missed u :( cant wait to see my pumpkin again
    x

    20 godzin temu
  • Wifey
    Wifey

    Life is jur fine and dandy, hows u x

    23 godziny temu przez Komórka
  • Steven Munro
    Steven Munro

    Nup u?

    2 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Oops sorry lol. And i have none left:-( x

    2 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Have love :) xxx

    2 dni temu
  • Sacha McLaughlin
    luv Sacha McLaughlin

    Wel Have one old chap :)

    2 dni temu
  • Cmc.
    luv Cmc.

    hey x
    put those pics on bebo from last nite fur wantin tae nick them :)
    x x

    2 dni temu
  • Graham Henry
    Graham Henry

    U bits Ma fuckin ear last night ya prick

    3 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Susan.
    luv Susan.

    aye things are good lol, duno if you got the comment i left last nite so al write ye another one :) you enjoying yer weeks holiday ? xx

    3 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Strange Lil Lady
    Strange Lil Lady

    Aww thanks :-D have fun 2nyt.x

    3 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Mr Old Scheme Mbe
    luv Mr Old Scheme Mbe

    no wonder ur a loner.

    3 dni temu
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Ok doke x

    4 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Am goin home first as it is wed and david and emma come for dinner. X

    4 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Yeah i am on the bus. Thats me just finished placement as had to get a few bits of paperwork lol. Whats the plans? Try and phone my mob again x

    4 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Wanna give me a little phone x

    4 dni temu przez Komórka
  • B
    B

    Alrighty, I look daft as F**K so please donate.

    I have put down my razor for November to help raise awareness and funds for prostate cancer.

    As you might be able to see it's coming along ok, we have had a good few donations already so ta much.

    BUT

    I'm asking for more even if its only a couple of quid.....COME ON...

    To donate to my Mo, you can either:

    • Click this link http://uk.movember.com/mospace/104797/ and donate online using your credit card, debit card or PayPal account
    • Pop into T-Mobile in Irvine & give me the cash (were gonna stick those all online in 1 go)
    • Write a cheque payable to ‘The Prostate Cancer Charity - Movember’, referencing my Registration Number 104797 and mailing it to: Movember - The Prostate Cancer Charity, First Floor, Cambridge House, Cambridge Grove, London, W6 0LE.

    If you are interested in following the progress of my Mo, click here http://uk.movember.com/mospace/104797/

    http://uk.movemberfoundation.com

    4 dni temu
  • Natalicious.
    Natalicious.

    wits hapnninnn wee gay face ? :D
    xxx

    5 dni temu
  • Sam
    luv Sam

    Its always disapointment wi u lol. Wot u doin th nyt anyway?

    5 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Emma Tuthill.
    Emma Tuthill.

    Are u playin football ?x

    5 dni temu przez Komórka
  • Sam
    Sam

    Awrite man how's it goin? Doubt am gna play th nyt, it's only been4 wks since I dun my ankle so dnt wanna push it. I'll come dwn watch tho, think gemmell said he'd play

    5 dni temu przez Komórka