• i wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

• Nice legs...what time do they open?

• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

• Are those real?

• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

• F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

• Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

1. Slept naked? no
2. Taken a shower with someone? no
3 Kissed a member of the same sex? on da cheek it was a dare!
4. Driven a car? ye
5. Stolen anything? dnt tink so
6. Been in love? yeah
7. Been dumped? yea
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? yh
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? tink so
10. Been in a fist fight? ye
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? ye
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? ye
13. Been arrested? eh... no...
14. Hugged a stranger? ye
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? ye
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yh
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? no
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? no
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Ye
20. Lost a friend? ye
21. Been on a plane? yeah
22. Been to an island? ye i live on 1!
23. Slept in until 3? even later dan dat
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? ye
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? ye in summer wen i'm bored
26. Made a snow angel? ye
27. Played dress up? ye lol
28. Cheated while playing a game? ye
29. Been lonely? Ye
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? em... i dunno
32. Felt an earthquake? no
33. Touched a snake? yeah
34. Ran a red light? ye
35. Been suspended from school? no
36. Had detention? ye
37. Been in a car accident? no kev a saved me
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? no
39. Used a fake id? no
40. Crawled through a window? ye
41. Been lost? ye
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? ye
44. Cried yourself to sleep? no but managed to cry in my sleep
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yep (go out wit a first year)
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ye
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Ye
50. Kissed in the rain? yep
51. Sang in the shower? yep lol
52. Made love in a park? em.. not full on sex but i met sum1 in a park....
53. Had a dream that you married someone? cnt remember
54. Glued your hand to something? ye funny stuff
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no an icepop
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? no
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? wen i was younger
61. Played chicken? yeah
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? ye
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? if ciara counts... OOO GOT U DER CIARA!
64. Broken a bone? my toe
65. Been easily amused? heheh ye
66. Laugh so hard you cried? ye tanx to richard
67. Mooned/flashed someone? ye
68. Cheated on a test? ye
69. Forgotten someone's name? ye lol
71. Done something dumb while drunk? no
73. Blacked out from drinking? no
74. Played a prank on someone? ye
75. Gone to a late night movie? ye
76. Made love to anything not human? lol no
77. Failed a class? not yet...
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? cnt remember
79. Smoked pot? no
81. Celebrate the 12th of July? wat days dat...?
82. Thrown strange objects? ye
83. Felt like killing someone? yes.... CIARA! nd sum oders i no well...
84. Thought about running away? ye
86. Got a piercing? no
87. Cut your own hair? ye
89. Made a parent cry? ye
90. Cried over someone? ye
91. Kept somebody else's clothes you borrowed? ye
92. Dated someone more than once? no
93.Own/Owned a dog? ye
94. Have an iPod? no
95.Smoked a cigarette? no
96. Been in a band? yep gud times...

Oh We are the Dubs, the rub-a-dub Dubs
Sometimes called 'Jackeen'
We Prod and Papist all in one
We're Orange, White and Green!
Not King nor Pope, Despair nor hope
Can make us bend the knee
From Liffey-side we draw our pride
Of Norsemen Pedigree.

Yes We're the Dubs, The rub-a-dub Dubs
Each mot we'll gladly coort her,
But first things First we'll Slake our thirst
With pints of thick, black porter
we'll barrel along with many a song
And raise a glass to mine host
For life is short - let's have a snort!
And the dhivil take the hind most.

Oh we're the Dubs, the rub-a-dub Dubs
And we're a breed apart,
Dont give two shits for Gaels or Brits
No malice in our heart.
So come what may on Judgement Day
The saints will sing our praises
No other place can boast a race
On first name terms with Jaysus!