...one...
If you're ugly
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

...Two...
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

...Three...
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

...Four...
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

...Five...
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

...Six...
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

...Seven...
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

...Eight...
Little 6th classers who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

...Nine...
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

...Ten...
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

...Eleven...
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. (you don't even wanna know how true this is..)

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS that hasn't been washed (preferably clean sweat) because the scent will remind her of him, and a really PRETTY RING or BANGLE. Even if it's not a serious relationship. She would definitely feel special.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. Don't forget to call her when she's at home just to see what she's doing. She will definitely appreciate that! Knowing girls they can talk about everything and anything. Just remember not to yawn on the phone. That's a no no. Rude.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Some get bruised easily....sensitive skin.

26. Memorize their damn birthdays! You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. She may feel worthless because her birthday is important to her.

27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good. It wont make her come closer to you but you will notice her avoiding the strong smell.

I will sit right here and bide my time
As long as it takes to get what's rightfully mine

And I won't be denied
Cuz all I've got left is my pride
And I will rise up

Break it out
Break you down
Breakin' rules
Breakin' ground
Had your chance
Now it's gone
A new day
A new dawn

A new dawn

And I will sit right here and I will wait
Patiently for your last big mistake

And I won't be denied
Cuz all I've got left is my pride
And I will rise up

Break it out
Break you down
Breakin' rules
Breakin' ground
Had your chance
Now it's gone
A new day
A new dawn
I control
My own fate
And for you
It's too late
It's my dream
It's my way
It's my life
It's your pain

And I won't be denied
Cuz all I've got left is my pride
And I will rise up

Break it out
Break you down
Breakin' rules
Breakin' ground
Had your chance
Now it's gone
A new day
A new dawn

And I won't be denied
Break it out
Break you down
Breakin' rules
Breakin' ground
Had your chance
Now it's gone
A new day
A new dawn
Break it out
Break you down
Breakin' rules
Breakin' ground
Had your chance
Now it's gone
A new dawn

dis iz da WWE SmackDown! theme song btw