Tink
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- aus mid wales
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- Mitglied seit: febrero 2007
- Zuletzt aktiv: 12 Wochen her
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- Motto
- all you need is trust ... and a little bit of fairy dust
- Ich über mich
- what do you wanna know
most of you here know me well enuff
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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My lurve, My life
- Music
- hmmm, pink floyd, g'n'r, iron maiden, pink, oh this could be a long list lets just say I like a whole range of stuff
- Films
- anything that'll make me laff
- Sports
- watching of course not doing.. rugby and F1
- Happiest When
- drunk, asleep, or with my man, my dog, and my dad (soppy bugga), or nattering on the net with a strange bunch of folks I've met and causing trubble with summer
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- more tink payback for minty Schon 5 Gewinner
- worlds easiest quiz passing only requires 40% Schon 12 Gewinner
- PHOBIAS (stolen from tracie(lurve ya)) Schon 11 Gewinner
- How well do you know Tink? Schon 16 Gewinner
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should minty get off facebook and do a new quiz?
- no the peace and quite is good
- yes tink needs something to do
- yes angels done all tinks quizzes
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Is the new diet coke guy the ugliest yet?
- gawd yes
- no hes gawjuss
- the who now ?
- he'd do if I was out of batteries
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can anyone tell me WHY people who dont know you take you "how well do you know..." quizzes
- yes
- no
- see below for answer lol
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real 911 calls
BELIEVE it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Disp atcher : Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back >from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What 's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is............
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No .
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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9 words women use and men need to know
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are >Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. >Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before >helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.)Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.)>That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.1 Kommentar 835 Tage
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Dear Abby
LETTERS 'DEAR ABBY' (Dorothy Dix, THE Agony aunt)
ADMITTED SHE WAS AT
A LOSS TO ANSWER:-
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in acrossthe hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Thesetwo women go everywhere together and
I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment.Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has
been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to the doctor. Well, husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
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63 Wochen her
Ann Wild
hi tink how u beeen saw u moved are u settled in now made a skin clan so u will get an invite tc ann
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74 Wochen her
Karen Hand
Only just noticed your comment... from 19 weeks ago!! - Doh!!
I am useless... Sorry!!
Have a heart back, too..... Mwa!!
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76 Wochen her
Jessica McM
All going well here hunnie I'm trying to learnt to put myself first for a change not easy lol. Hows you cold and little one doing all well i hope
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Jac .86 Wochen herHey stranger!!
I'm back online! Wooooo xD
How the devil are ya?
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92 Wochen her
Mrswolfmountain
hi babes im ok jusst in alot o pain but its getting better
op not guarenteed it will stop it dislocating
but hey u know me ill try any thing
think ben cud do wit a holiday tho lmao
hes a great nurse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mrswolfmountain92 Wochen her
hi babes
just poping by t see how u r
hope ur ok
luvs ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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93 Wochen her
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. .93 Wochen her
thnx for yur comment hunni xxxxxxxxxxx my teens been suspended from school this wk am well pissed off at her shes gotten in with the wrong crowd in school iv told her next step n we will move her to some remote county place where she will have no mates lol but i do like yur idea very much
))))))))))))))))))))) shes under house arrest til shes 18 shes lost all her priviledges n shes lucky i didnt put a hammer thro her pc lol now im gonna sell her pc n shes the modern day cinderella at mo lol one bit of gd news tho she hasnt turned my hair grey as yet lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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94 Wochen her
Jessica McM
Hiya gorgeous hows you doing? I thought I would give you all my love today
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95 Wochen her
Jac .
Hey!!!
Funny you should say that.....................I was minding my own business (I know, unusual for me) When I was whisked away and this evil clear stuff was poured down my throat!!! (it tasted nice with coke, but don't tell them that
) Then they deposited me back home and gave me this heart thing!!
I have no need for it so I'll chuck it in your direction. *throws* Hope you caught it!!!
Mwahahaha!!!
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Ann Wild98 Wochen her
hi tink how r u where u get ure pics with ure name on them they all cool xxxx
Don't say I never give you anything
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