Paul McShane

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The Guru - "Just keep spreading the spirits"
Me, Myself, and I
the weekend has landed,all that exists now are pubs,clubs,drugs and parties.Av got 48hours away from the world man,am gony blow steam out ma head like a screaming kettle, am gony talk god shit to strangers all night, am gony loose the plot on the dance floor, the 3 radicals inside me are threakin man.
Tonite am jit travolta, am peter popper, am goin to nevereverland with ma chosen family man, were gony get more spaced out than neil armstrong eva did.
Anyfing cud happen tonite, this cud be the best nyt of my life, av got 73 quid in ma back burner, am gony wax the lot man.

The milky bars are on me. Yeah!
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Music
Have a new favourite live band.Coldplay r amazing!!love every single band that I seen at t in the park!!!artic monkeys, razorlight, the killers and kasabian were all outstanding (live). The Enemy are right up there wif 1 of best bands av seen!Stereophonics. Counting for Owls.
Films
Scarface is my all time favourite, Braveheart (am serious Robert!! So am I!!)Dumb & Dumber is a classic (you sold my dead parakeet to a blind kid), human traffic, Ace Ventura , Anchorman (I DONT NO WOT UR SHOUTING ABOUT!!!LOUD NOISES!!!) .
Sports
Playing and watchin football.love the best team in the world the famous glasgow celtic.play golf aswell.me and ma dad are the pro-am champs 2 years in a row at crowwood (not anymore).
Scared Of
Nothing cause i run like a bitch everytime.waking up after a drunken night and not remembering wot u have done
Happiest When
I am at T in the Park.When Celtic beat rangers!I on holiday.am out getting absolutely blind drunk with my mates and getting people to join the R.P.C (random picture club), Sitting in the hot tub out my face at 4am.the mackay karaoke on a saturday.
Pet Hates
People who call me jim.uz no who uz are.
Hot girls with ugly boyfriends.
T in the Park 2008
Car crash, tapping it, chrissys maws fat tits, home made bucket kits, shang a lang, counting the owls, bret the hitman hart the albino, shaving my package, herbal highs, poppers, meeting glasvegas, bunks hearing phones(ring ring), Boab 'would you be offended if I went in your tent?calm down have a beer.can a join in am chokin 4 it.', this place smells like a wet fanny(Yas quinton), 1-2 1-2 aaaahhhhh, kiddies disco, right up the keeky winky, Harkie getting chased and decked trying to skip in, 'trying to say you've never carried your gran about on a cardboard box an you dropped her cause it wasnt sellotaped right and her arse was hangin out?' Got 2009 tickets.Bring it on again

2009
Av got the biggest pube in my hand, thats cause u were poking fuck out grisly adams, jt your an omelette, a will drink the piss!a gargled it 2.sun glasses go wif the complection of ma skin.a brought a guy bak 2 the tent purposely to tie him up.the peguin erector, mate take this £5 for that.will be updated when

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    BIG JOCK knew how to put rangers in their place and if they want to mention the ibrox disater.
    BIG JOCK knew how to get onto the terraces and help the strecher bearers carry injured rangers fans to safety, wonder how many of their sons and grandsons now like to slander his memory in an attempt to offend, now that their favourite song has been banned by UEFA.
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Name :   Paul McShane
Nick Name :   maddog mcshane ha
Birthdate :   25/02/85
Birthplace:   glasgow
Current Location:   stepps
Eye Color:   blue (black when am mwi)
Hair Color:   dark brown
Height:   5ft 8
Weight:   65 kilos
Piercings:   no
Tatoos:   no (want 1 tho)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   no
Vehicle:   peugeot 206
Overused Phrase:   do u want to no the worst of it.
FAVORITES
Food:   chicken
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   the mackay
Candy:   strawberry millions
Number:   8
Color:   green
Animal:   tiger
Drink:   anything
Body Part on Opposite sex:   legs
Perfume:   hugo boss
TV Show:   father ted when it was on
Music Album:   Oasis - wots the story morning glory
Movie:   scarface
Actor/Actress:   jennifer aniston
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   strawberry
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   hot chocolate wif 5 sugars
Kiss or Hug:   kiss
Dog or Cat:   dog
Rap or Punk:   indie rock
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny
Love or Money:   not got any so dont no
YOUR...
Bedtime:   11pm
Most Missed Memory:   childhood
Best phyiscal feature:   eyes
First Thought Waking Up:   a love ma bed
Ambition:   to be happy
Best Friends:   raymie,tam,gerry and chrissy (not in order)
Weakness:   cant stay in at weekends
Fears:   not havin girlfriend at 30
Longest relationship:   4 months (pathetic)
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   yes
Ever been beaten up:   yes
Ever beaten someone up:   kinda
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   no
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue
Favorite Hair Color:   blonde
Short or Long:   long
Height:   not tall
Style:   girly girly
Looks or Personality:   both
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   neither
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   hong kong
How do you want to Die:   lost at sea in a canoe
Been to the Mall Lately:   no
Get along with your Parents:   yes - marydoll and big al are brilliant
Health Freak:   no
Do you think your Attractive:   6 out of 10
Believe in Yourself:   sumtimes
Want to go to College:   not my style - would rather earn money
Do you Smoke:   no
Do you Drink:   too much
Shower Daily:   once during week / twice at weekends
Been in Love:   kinda
Do you Sing:   yes.wot u wana hear
Want to get Married:   yes
Do you want Children:   2
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   no sex b4 marriage
Hate anyone:   yes
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  • Frankie
    Frankie

    Hahahahaha I showed this 2 Louis n he laughed and said Pauls a girl ehhh yuck lol

    F xx

    2 weeks ago
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    Hey Paul McShane,

    DON'T MISS!

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    3 weeks ago
  • Kevin C
    Kevin C

    Alrite paul, how you doin?

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Elle
    Elle

    Hey how you? Got much planned this wkend?

    6 weeks ago
  • Fiona Todd
    Fiona Todd

    he said no!?!? he's trying to hide me?!?! wit!!!!

    i'm good thanks yeh, gearing up for a messy nite!

    how's you?

    11 weeks ago
  • Fiona Todd
    Fiona Todd

    i hear you don't remember me?

    11 weeks ago
  • O'Couture
    O'Couture

    Book a booth for the Scotland game this Sat/Wed info@ocglasgow.com :) Also www.ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list.

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    11 weeks ago
  • Gerry McAlpine
    Gerry McAlpine

    Mad Jim Gammon loves bagels. Haha

    12 weeks ago
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    Shed Nightclub

    Hey Shedders

    Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday !
    Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid !
    Plus 5 tons of real sand ...

    Will we see you there?

    xxx

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    12 weeks ago
  • Gordon Christie
    Gordon Christie

    Liverpool roomy mate...

    13 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Gordon Christie
    Gordon Christie

    Space raiders or bikers???

    15 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Natalie McManus
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    Ino i was knackd didnt get in til half 5 haha!
    Had a really good night i love common!nice cn ur mugs nt cn them in a while Ha x x

    17 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Natalie McManus
    Natalie McManus

    Hey how u feelin 2day? U have a good nyt lnyt? I love common its sooo good! X x

    18 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Amy Gallagher
    Amy Gallagher

    SWINNNNNNNNNGS!!! xx

    18 weeks ago
  • Chrissy The Pope
    Chrissy The Pope

    awrite bud you enjoy t in the p

    18 weeks ago
  • Suzy
    luv Suzy

    it not passed ur bedtime mr??


    lol hope u had a good weekend? x

    18 weeks ago
  • Amy Gallagher
    luv Amy Gallagher

    Haha! Thomas and Meghan were this weekends digital photographers! I was on disposable duty! Im just dying to see the pictures of us on the swings! x

    18 weeks ago
  • Elle
    Elle

    Hey hows things?x

    19 weeks ago
  • Tommy Craig
    Tommy Craig

    Dont ever take me to the secret room!!!

    19 weeks ago
  • Tommy Craig
    Tommy Craig

    have you saw the secret room?

    19 weeks ago