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- whatever dude.
- Me, Myself, and I
- everythings sweet~
>Jimmay or just jim
> 16 25/03/92
> Shuffle, C-Walk =] what i love to do
>♥ friends and my bestie Nicola, family, god loving life
♥music: rnb, trance, electro, house, hardstyle anything really
gotta add me firstname.lastname@example.org
- jimm. mahnn havent seen u in like months? LOL.
ngawww miss talkn to this guyy, but noooo.. someones always BUSY!
yeahh u know who im talkn abtt. LOL. anyways, takecareee always yeahh XD
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follow these simple 26 steps and you will be the ultimate man!
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."
This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other
girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear "…because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold…and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
"if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be
bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny…why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings
or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This
way, she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt
and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on
it (but not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is
that she keeps you happy
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Yu read their texts or IMS over nd over again.
Yu walk really slow wen ur wif her/him.
Yu feel shy weneva wen they're around.
Wen yu fink about her/him, da palpitation of ur hart beats faster nd slower at da same tyme.
Yu smile wen yu hear her/his voice
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She's/he's all yu fink about.
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Yu would do nyfing for her/him, or nyfing to see her/him.
While reading this there was one person on your mind the whole time.
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number twelve was missing.
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
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hmmm if your not on it leave a comment on it and ill add you. cuz im nice lol >.>
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