Miles
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- Città: Ramsgate (the ghetto) and London when wiv my dad
- Stato sentimentale: Single
- Visite al profilo: 5.401
- Ultimo accesso: 6 settimane fa
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- hi i'm miles i' currently working at phizers. i aint goin to bore you with my life story its just been a whole lot of
- piss ups
- cock ups
- make ups
- regrets
and accomplishments
but the the best thing in my life atm are all my best freinds edd, simmo, mike, roger, jodie, emma....and the rest ! i'm a first dan black belt in tae kwon do and i'm currently in the process of joining the RAF.
i'm bourt 6ft 2" hight 8" long. if you wanna know more read on or just look at the pics...
"Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life, So get wasted all the time, And you'll have the time of your life!"
- La mia metà
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my BIG GAY teddy bear!
- Music
- QUEEN, Pink Floyd, GnR, Led Zepplin, Oasis....really wat ever takes my fancy!
- Films
- Pulp Fiction any Tarrentino film nd James Bond, starwars, The Shawshank Redemption same again wat ever takes my fancy!
- Sports
- RUGBY!!!!!!! Tae kwon do (in which i'm a black belt) and currently taking up running lol
- Scared Of
- nothing i fear no man ! just spiders!
- Happiest When
- i'm sleeping and when i'm grumpy!
- People i Hate!
- they know who they are!
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condoms
.Sainsbury's flavoured Condoms - Making life taste better.
.Tesco's Condoms - Every little helps.
.Nike Condoms - Just do it.
.Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
.KFC Condoms - They're finger licking good.
.Malteser's Condoms - They melt in your mouth not in your hands.
.Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
.Duracell Condoms - You can just keep going and going.
.Pringles Condoms - Once u pop u cant stop.
.Burger King - Home of the whopper.
.Andrex Condoms - Soft strong and very long.
.Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
.Carlsberg Condoms - Carlsberg don't make condoms but if they did they would most probably be the best condoms in the world.
.PC World's Condoms - We're with u every step of the way.
.Halifax Condoms - Who gives you extra?
.Sure Crystal Condoms - Unbeatable against white marks.
.Gillette Condoms - The best a man can get.
.Nokia Condoms - Connecting people!
.O2 Condoms - bringing people together
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some things that u might nt have known bout sex!
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!
If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for
7 years (who wants that?)
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Daryl (aka my cousin) rules of bebo "READ IT BITCH!! AND PASS IT ON!!"
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
eight.
Little year 8 girls who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"
load a bollocks!!!
Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.
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Lauren47 settimane faMILES - is a loser
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Tuckaa'
Yeah mate have a great time in the R.A.F hope it all goes goo and my mum and dad send their love and franike says hi speak soon mate.
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Xx The Original Dippy XX
hey darling! hows u? sorry i wasnt out at the weekend i was shatterd from the ball the night before and i had family shit to deal with the normal chaos for me lol! i thought i would leave u a comment as i aint seen u in ages! i was thinking the other day n im reallyguna mis u when u go in the raf u r like da coolest guy i no and i would not have got through alot of things if it wernt for u! i luv ya! wb lots of kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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76 settimane fa
Xx The Original Dippy XX
i glad to hear all is well sweety. sorry but il have to let u dwn but i wont be out until the 20th after all my exams have finished. i dnt want to distract myself or have anything i can blame. i just wana do the best i can u no. wb lots of love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Xx The Original Dippy XX
gd luck sweety. bt i thought ud giuen up on dat. lol i aint been up à alot just schl bt i finish sn its a relive. well have à go out again sn wb lots of love x x x x
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78 settimane fa
Xx The Original Dippy XX
hey sweety. hows u? how was the weekend? i gather u were out for nathans bday i spoke to edd n he said u were lol . wot u been up 2 nething interesting? u got a job yet? he he he wb lots of love xxxxxx
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Xx The Original Dippy XX83 settimane fa
yer it has been that long lol we are getting really bad arnt we lol. yer schl is ok but the presuer is getting realy bad now my headaches r back n this dam kindey problem wont go but hey wot is new. oh n guess wot i did my ict work n fuckin mcaurly lost it n now beaman has to why do i bloody bother. txt me ur number yer xxlots of love xxxxxxxx
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Xx The Original Dippy XX83 settimane fa
hello my darling. well i would have txt but i ahve had a slight problem there my fone went all fucked n then i got a brand new one n i have no bodys number even urs. ul have to txt it to me lol. how r u my lil sweets? still planing a night out before u go? im missin u lds huni i aint seen u in over 2 months lol but i still love u so ur ok . wot u been up 2 then? wb xxxxxxxxxxx
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X That Special Girl X84 settimane fahiya!!!
just seeing if ya all ok now...i mean ya leg from the crash!!
i thought i recognised ya lol! then it clicked the other day that ur ambers brova hahahaha
i went to school with her n we all went out on the piss togetha 1nc new years i think it was!
and for fayes 18th i used ya phone coz i lost mine haha
hmm bit of a random message but im bored lol
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Y thank u. As u no. I think the same regarding you. Ooh, get u, mr.motivator. Ha. Skye. X
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Natalie.84 settimane fahey, i passed my theory. =]
i would have text you or something, but haven't had my phone on me since yesterday, cos we went to my auntie's house on the way back from canterbury and i left it there. =/
-it's only got about 20p on it anyway lol
xxxx
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