TurnerPaki
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- À propos de moi
- at home in Tauranga
- Music
- UB40, reggae with Bob & Katcha Fire, lots of Santana, soul with Aretha & Whirimako, ohhh Nora Jones and Elvis, old skool ... anything I can hum along with (note I do not sing)
- Sports
- all of them
- Happiest When
- Shopping, reading a damn good book, shopping, watching my kids play sports, shopping, oh and shopping
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womens prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
0 commentaires 906 jours
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Sadly, you've grown up when...
*Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
*You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
*6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
*You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
*You watch the Weather Channel.
*Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
*Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
*Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
*Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
*Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
*You go to the chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
*A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
*You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
*90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
*You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
*You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
ass.
0 commentaires 951 jours
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bling...
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a good mood
it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood,
it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
1 commentaire 993 jours
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' TIl y a 5 jours
Thanks Michelle , iloveyou -
Il y a 1 semaine
Natalie Dally - Paki
hii lady
jus wondering if u got my txz last nyt?? how u... xxxxx hope u ben relaxing, xmas's nearly here ;p
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. Nikitah MIl y a 1 semaineohh cool thanx Michelle!
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FozzieIl y a 1 semainewell yeah Im busy looking after your neice and nephew
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' TIl y a 2 semaines
Thats Michelle ,x yoou the best
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Il y a 3 semaines
Eden
poo. we suck at kiwi tag. we are the important ones aye. 3rd place sounds good. 5 more sleeps or nites not to far away...
so. can you tell me eny gossip. pweddi please.
love you
bye xoxo -
Il y a 3 semaines
Eden
hi mum
sorry i have not been in contact. some of the house dnt have the net. im alguds im missing you very much and wont to come home. not long to go though. uhm at the moment we are in alexandria. i am staying with alovely whanau. im staying with nakita again, and mita and ella.
love you's.
eden -
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Kia Ora, Anoo , x Haahaa iwill txt you when i hear bout the beach , lovee Yaaah
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Aud
Hi Mis, Aunty Jan has contact with the bro, when I was in Oz she rang him so get a message to her on her page.....Luv A.Aud
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yeep im been qood, how are yoou (:
are yoou missing your daughters yeet ? casue i miss them n yoou micheel , havent seen you n ages , x -
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The Queen'-'Il y a 4 semaines
heeeeeey
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Cindaahrellaa '-'Il y a 4 semaineshey mum.
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Nannilyn
Hey Michelle.. what you been doing?? when you coming over for a visit.... hugs lyn and barrie
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Il y a 14 semaines
hey
Isobel 0 réponseshello just want to wish u a happy birthday on saturday
Fiona Mooney 0 réponseswots up hows things going
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