Gary Carlton

merry christmas!

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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I'm Gary, I go to uni at Ayr (effort) and work in Size? (that wasnt a question)

I live in townhead with three other misfits, there are two nice people who live downstairs from us that we see a lot as well.

I like to play drums and football.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
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Gemma Ross

Gemma Ross

I got sunshine on a cloudy day

Music is Nice
lots of lovely music please.
Films are alright as well
But not as good as music.
Gemma
is the girl three floors down. We like to hang about. she's pretty awsome.
Drinks
For the next time your buying me a round, remember the golden rule. anything without whiskey in it. as long as it doesnt have that horrible stuff in it ill probably drink it.
Likes
Attention, Drinking, Music, Partying, Laughing, Photos, Friends, Strangers, Gemma, Food, Loud Noises, Sleep, Sunshine.
Dislikes
People touching my bellybutton, collarbones or hair at the crown of my head. also the sound of a knife on toast gives me the willies.

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    • The Balance of a Leper

      Slept naked? Yeah it doesn’t feel right

      2. Taken a shower with someone? Yes

      3. Kissed a member of the same sex? No thanks

      There is no number four apparently....random!

      5. Stolen anything? Im actually very good at stealing things, but I choose not to use that skill

      6. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah, that’s when all the best adventures happen

      7. Been in a fist fight? No.

      8. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Never sober but who knows what I do drunk

      9. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Haven’t we all?

      10. Been arrested? Nope.

      11. Hugged a stranger? Too many, comes with being a PR

      12. Had a crush on your neighbour? No, theyre all old or obese. Some both

      13. Ditched uni to do something more fun? Haha, you could say that. I took the extreme version and never went back

      14. Lost a friend? Yeah, I hate losing contact with people, happens too much to me

      15. Slept in until 3? Only like once, I hate it.

      16. Love someone or miss someone right now? No one in particular, my love is communal

      17. Played dress up? I love dressing up, it’s almost a hobby

      18. Cheated while playing a game? Not that I can remember, though I do suck at cleudo


      19. Been lonely? yep

      20. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Nope, think 4 may be the record though. Freshers week, its totally aloud

      21. Touched a snake? yep

      22. Ran a red light? I don’t drive, but ive been a surprising amount of cars when they did it, my chat must really be that good.

      23. Been suspended from school? No.

      24. Had detention? Never did that in my school

      25. Been in a car accident? No.

      26. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? No, maybe this summer a wee gathering though

      27. Crawled through a window? Yes, doors are for gays

      28. Been lost? yeah

      29. Cried yourself to sleep? Nope, I wouldn’t be able to sleep if I was crying, I have a hard enough time sleeping as it is.

      30. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Nope

      31. Sang in the shower? Hell yeah! Ive sang everywhere in my house!

      32. Had a dream that you married someone? My dreams are never as clear cut as that, they kind of jump about the place.

      33. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? What seriously? Haha no that’s obscene

      34. Didn't take a shower for a week? Probably when I was a kid. Never showered much

      35. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Nah, though ive not seen that many scary movies

      36. Played chicken? Gay Chicken is hilarious, im terrible at it though

      37. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Not yet, though ask me after Zante

      38. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yeah, I get it from extremely drunk girls when Im Pring quite a lot. Nothing to be proud of though, its never the sober ones.

      39. Broken a bone? My nose, hence the squint.

      40. Forgotten someone's name? Always, but never they’re face

      41. Done something dumb while drunk? Haha, most nights of the week!

      42. Been in a band? yeah, sang for a bit in a band, but I cant sing… go figure.

      i hope your as bored as I am, cause that was a load of crap.

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    • I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday!

      What does your name mean?

      I : You are great in bed.

      H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
      A : You like to drink.
      T : Easy to fall in love with.
      E : awesome kisser.

      T : Easy to fall in love with.
      H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
      E : awesome kisser.
      S : Fuckin crazy.
      E : awesome kisser.

      T : Easy to fall in love with.
      H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
      I : You are great in bed.
      N: You like to drink.
      G : You never let people tell you what to do.
      S : Fuckin crazy.

      Delete the other person's first name and repost this with the title "what does your name mean?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen

      A : You like to drink.
      B : You like people.
      C : You are really silly.
      D : You like to drink.
      E : awesome kisser.
      F : You are dead sexy.
      G : You never let people tell you what to do.
      H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
      I : You are great in bed.
      J : People Adore You
      K : You're wild and crazy.
      L : You like to drink
      M : Best kisser ever.
      N: You like to drink.
      O: Easy to fall in love with
      P : You are popular with all types of people.
      Q : You are a hypocrite.
      R : Easy to fall in love with.
      S : Fuckin crazy.
      T : Easy to fall in love with.
      U : You really like to chill.
      V : You are not judgemental.
      W : You are very broad minded.
      X : You like to drink
      Y: You're the best gf/bf anyone could ask for
      Z : Always ready

      2 komentarze 947 dni

    • Simple steps to being the perfect guy...


      1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better”, keep her on her toes. Girls love that.

      2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
      (or if she grabs your hand , squeeze hers really, really hard until she
      cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

      3. Sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls love to be roughed up.

      4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she
      is, say “you better be”, repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning – this will show her you care.

      5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault - this will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl is searching for self improvement.

      6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for pussies.

      7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she
      is, stare into her eyes mouth the words “fuck you” and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

      8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Take her to a scrap car yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “because I can”.

      9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick" or "the bitch". Women love special nicknames.

      10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

      11. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket (you might get cold). Instead look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

      12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and start a fight about how she ditched you at the party. Make sure everyone sees. Girls love being the centre of attention.

      13. Take her to a carnival and try all evening to win a teddy bear. Then keep it for yourself. You did all the work.

      14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR. Repeat until she leaves.

      15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

      16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence, and too much self confidence in one relationship spells destruction.

      17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. It’s much more fun.

      18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say "actually, she’s not hungry". Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

      19. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

      20. Never let her choose what film you see. Girls like a man who takes charge. Take charge by choosing the most gruesome/scary movie you can find. When she tries to cuddle into you, let her, until the most tension filled moment, then pretend to reach down to get your popcorn. Grab her ankles and instead. Pulling her off her seat is optional.

      21. When it’s raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She'll say no its just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to "Stop crying, you fucking baby". Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.

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    • Garage Nightclub
      Garage Nightclub

      Feeling like your days of youth have passed you by??? No need to fear Gary Carlton the Garage is here with its EPIC School Disco!!!!!

      Join in the fun tomorrow night with drinks from £1, a ball pit :D and a TUCK SHOP!!!!:O with all your fav sweets from back in the day ;)

      Free entry for all you Glasgow Caledonian Students with a valid matric card!

      Entry £5/£3 and doors from 11pm :D it's sure to be a belter ;)

      What would you do without us!!!!

      Love G xx

      9 tygodni temu
    • Gemma Ross
      luv Gemma Ross

      merry anniversary

      love you loads x

      9 tygodni temu
    • Garage Nightclub
      Garage Nightclub

      Gary Carlton, Y'uptae next week?

      We know how you Garage punters like to get wet. No, not like that you dirty lot! Why not throw on your swimsuit or speedos and join us for some frolocking in the foam at our foam party on Tuesday 15th September.

      FREE entry before 11:30pm or with a valid Glasgow Caledonian Matric card. £5/£3 after. Drinks from £1. Bring your rubber duck ;)

      If that doesn't quench your party thirst then why not come along on Thursday 17th for our Fancypants night. Throw them over your clothes, on your head, round your neck, or at your ankles for free entry.

      Drinks from £1, Doors from 11pm, free entry before 11:30pm, with fancypants or a valid Strathclyde University Matric card.

      Jump onboard the pirate ship on Saturday 19th September for our spectacular pirate night! There will be cash prizes for the best pirates and Drinks start from £1. Doors open 10:30pm and £3 passes available from Driftwood.

      GET INVOLVED! ;)

      10 tygodni temu
    • The Sunday Club
      The Sunday Club

      Sunday nights at Victoria's
      Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept

      with..DJ Vance
      back in legendary Sunday night residency.

      Drinks from 1.50
      FREE CD for everyone
      guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV

      It's gonna be huge! x

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      11 tygodni temu
    • The Sunday Club
      The Sunday Club

      The Sunday Club
      Sunday nights at Victoria's

      DJ Vance
      back in legendary Sunday night residency. 6th sept onwards

      It's gonna be huge! x

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      12 tygodni temu
    • The Sunday Club
      The Sunday Club

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    • Garage Nightclub
      Garage Nightclub

      Gary Carlton are you ready to get your RAVE on???

      Join us in your boiler suits and high vis vests this Sunday 30th August for our bank holiday rave extravaganza!

      Drinks start from £1 and there will even be cash prizes for the raddest ravers!

      Doors open at 11pm and we're open until 4am (subject to licence). Entry £6/£4.

      Plus there is a pre-party in Driftwood for you extra hardcore ravers! ;)

      RAVE OR DIE!

      If that doesn't tickle your fancy, why not rub shoulders with Dj Kenny upstairs in the Attic for our Stone Roses 20th anniversary special ;) WIN special edition CD's, box sets and vinyl. DO IT!!!!

      WE LOVE THE GARAGE SATURDAYS!!!!

      All rooms open. Main hall: Chart Attic: Indie G2: RnB, Hip Hop. Have a wee sing song in Snapshotz with our karaoke and chill out in the Cocktail bar with a posh drink.

      Search for our hot team of PR's on Sauchiehall Street for £3 passes ;)

      Doors open at 10:30pm, Entry £7/£5.

      What a way to start the weekend :D

      12 tygodni temu
    • Garage Nightclub
      Garage Nightclub

      o_O Bank Holiday Sunday - 30th Augusto_O

      o_O Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous Rave Nightso_O

      o_O Rave or dieo_O

      o_O With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1o_O

      o_O Plus Open till 4am *Subject to license*o_O

      o_O Its a Night not to be missed...o_O

      o_O So start looking out your neon gear Gary Carltono_O

      G X

      15 tygodni temu
    • Wolverine
      Wolverine

      Uni Night out? End of August sometime, Glasgow somewhere?

      Yes/Yes/or Yes?

      x

      15 tygodni temu
    • Paul Gronan
      Paul Gronan

      Paul is having a 21st Birthday Party!!!!!

      Thursday 20th August
      Firewaters Function Room
      Sauchiehall Street
      8pm

      Would be sweet if you could make it!!!
      Let me know if you can make it!!!

      Cheers

      15 tygodni temu
    • I'M Only Wee Del
      I'M Only Wee Del

      IM CHILLING BY THE POOL 10 POUNDS SLIMMER! I JUST GAVE THIS NEW REVITILIZER PILL A TRY AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN JUST 12 DAYS! GO TO WeightGreat.com TO GET YOUR SAMPLE PACK TOO!! bern

      20 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • I'M Only Wee Del
      I'M Only Wee Del

      HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! patterso

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    • I'M Only Wee Del
      I'M Only Wee Del

      HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! chruscie

      21 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Gemma Ross
      luv Gemma Ross

      gary who is this friend of yours below me i really want to look into weightgreat.com and find out what everyone is talking about!

      however if it's weight you want to loose i'd suggest the salmonella diet!

      love you x

      21 tygodni temu
    • I'M Only Wee Del
      I'M Only Wee Del

      JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! tsunyuk

      21 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Gemma Ross
      luv Gemma Ross

      love x

      24 tygodnie temu
    • Shed Events
      Shed Events

      Hey There Gary Carlton

      you are cordially invited to the Shedkandi Sundays Launch Party!

      After the incredible success of the last one and the constant requests for another
      Shedkandi Sundays brings you the Shed Foam Party!
      Sunday 7th june
      Prepare to get Wet!
      Exams are over and its summer so bring your bikini's and shorts.
      DJ's Lisa Mafia and derek Ho spinning ibiza anthems and club classics
      drinks from 1.50
      Entry Only A Fiver :D

      will we see you there??

      xx

      26 tygodni temu
    • Gemma Ross
      luv Gemma Ross

      ken lee x

      27 tygodni temu
    • Nicole
      Nicole

      hey just 2 remind u its my 21st in ocouture on thursday at 8pm hope u kin make it x x x

      27 tygodni temu
    • Gemma Ross
      luv Gemma Ross

      much love x

      29 tygodni temu