Ravers....

* Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
* Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.
* Ravers always wish the DJ would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.
* Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.
* Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.
* Ravers hug everyone.
* Ravers can dance.
* Ravers can be found dancing everywhere except the main dance floor.
* Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
* Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and size.
* Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of lithiums
* Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guito stories.
* Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
* Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naive" backwards.
* Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
* Ravers don't say, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
* Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
* Ravers have a one track mind... it goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".
* Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
* Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
* Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
* Ravers know how to smile.
* Ravers don’t need pick up lines.
* Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.
* Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
* Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.
* Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
* Ravers can have a perfectly normal conversation with anyone under the age of 10.
* Ravers always hear phat beats in their head without any music at all.
* Ravers always spot raves within a 100ft radius of themselves.
* Ravers always define the style of music they listen to as "just some dope-ass beats."
* Ravers always know the directions by heart.
* Ravers always share the speakers and give off good vibes.
* Ravers can never be classified as a drunk bastard.
* Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick.
* Ravers are convinced that a whistle is a musical instrument.
* Ravers are dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort horse tranquiliser with no prompting needed.
* Ravers carry enough flashy electronic things in their bag to light a small city.
* Ravers can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker system all night and be loving every minute of it.
* Ravers forget about their dreams of becoming a doctor and start to wonder what it would be like to be a cartoon character.
* Ravers can wallpaper their room with flyers.
* Ravers have got a huge pile of dead glow-sticks in their room because they can't throw them away because of 'sentimental value'.
* Ravers don't own a watch, and if they do it's either edible or able to hide things inside.
* Ravers have got so much glowing shit in their room that they can't sleep because of the brightness.
* Ravers have been close friends with someone for weeks without actually knowing their name.
* Ravers automatically migrate towards anything fluorescent.
* Ravers won't spend money on things they need, but if someone needs money at a party, they'll give it to them.
* Ravers will drive 9 hours to go to a party... but won't drive 15 minutes to go to school.
* Ravers will do copious amounts of drugs, yet when some official bashes the scene for its drug content, they all insist it's about the music.
* Ravers will get pissed if they spill something on their pants, but they'll go to a party and roll around on a gross sticky floor all night.

1..put a pillow under your arse and a whole cabbage in your vagine, now get your partner to gently peel the leaves off the cabbage one by one and shove them up his arse, oh god, he'll love that...

2..hide the keys on your wife ot partner, then when she goes looking for them, tell her you see them under a chair...when she bends down to get them, gently place your penis in her ass, and surprise her with an anal riding. shell be so happy, she'll forget all about her keys. then punch her in the tits. oh god, she'll love that..

3..buy your man the new harry potter book. then tell him who dies. he'll start to beat you, and violence is a powerful aphrodisiac. when you feel yourself about to climax, gently cup his balls and rip them off. He'll be so surprised, he'll cum instantly. or die. either way, you'll both love that...

Happy Love Making

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5' 1 1/2

2. Have you ever smoked pot?
maybe....

3. Do you own a gun?
nope!

4. Who's your best friend?
Sinead (sweden: Bea, Sami)

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
ah no they're good craic like

6. What do hot dogs make you think of?
heheheh.......penis

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
that drummmer boy one....ya know it yeah?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Juice

9. Can you do push ups?
i can push but not up!!!

10. Do you consider Pluto a planet?
both planet and dog

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
....ehh my rings

12. Do you like painkillers?
oh yes!

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
being me? thats for me to know

14. Do you own a knife?
Yes a butter knife

15. Do you have A.D.D?
nope i dont think so..

16. Middle Name?
Lousie Joan

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Aidan fone ringin (omg im popular ) and the sammies!!

18.What is the best thing in the world?
.....sex....ha....being alive me thinks..

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
water coffe coke

20. What time did you wake up today?
7:30am

22. Current worry?
will my friends make a good impression on my host parents

23. Current hate?
Ppl bein angry with me for stupid reasons!!!

24. Favorite place to be?
chillin at break in school

25. Least favorite place to be?
trying to fall asleep in bed....

26. Where would you like to go?
Somewhere warm!!!!

27. Do you own slippers?
Yes purple ones!!!

28. What shirt are you wearing?
black vest black top black jumper and green/grey jumper...

29. Do you burn or tan?
burn but i was tannig wen i came her

30. Favorite color(s)?
black blue nd pink

31. Would you be a pirate?
Hel yeah ive goth the argh down already GAAAARRRRRGGGGHH!!!

32. Favorite alcoholic drink you've had?
TEQUILA!!!!

33. What is the last song you listened to?
Soil-Halo

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
That a criminal i had met in A&E wud come back and attack me at the window

35. What's in your pockets right now?
My keys and Phone

36. What's your natural hair color?
Blonde
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
POKEMON!!!

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
10 stitches in my left arm...

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
7 me thinks

41. Who is your loudest friend?
......im sorry SAMI!!and Caroline and Sinead at times

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Andre prob cause he cant speak much english to me

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
i dunno wud b nice to find out tho

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yes all the time...

45. What is your favorite book?
Klass Klättermus och den andra djuren i HÄckebäckeskogen!

46. What is your favorite candy?
DUMBLE!!

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
stairway....

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
always look on the bright side of life

49. What were you doin at 12:00 AM last night?
turning in bed...

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Å fan!!!!å 4 days