See, the thing about Gary Numan right, is he's a pop star but he's also got a pilot's license, imagine that!

Who do you think you are? Captain Corelli and his giant cola cube?

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

I've been dealt a terrific mauling!

It's a terrific bunny bumming!

I just narrowly avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams!

Killed a swan yesterday. Did a shit on it... Right on it.

Black Frost makes Jack Frost look like a warm cardigan.

Who are you, T-Bone Wilson?

Who are you, Wesley Snipes?

Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks, Johnny Segment?

Who are you, Mickey Stirrups?

I'm Monsoon Moon, I'm raining down the pain.

I'm a poet, cyclist, I organise raffles... I do many things - I span the genres; they call me the genre spanner.

I'll come at you like a bus full of nuns.

I'll be all over you like a nun sandwich if you do that.

Now some of the animals may be naked...

Your logic makes me feel like a dick.

Well, as you know, Tony the prawn is a psychological killer.

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.

I've got a mangina!

Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

It's attached to your rod, mother-licker!

You're like a breadstick, you got no rhythm.

I got the funk. It's right here, in this box.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

He was slappin' the bass guitar all fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest!

[Talking about Old Gregg] Some say he used to drum for the Kaiser Chiefs. Actually, not many people say that. In fact, it's just me who says that.

Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto, Mars... Venus, George, Chr... Chrissy. That is a list of my friends in order... order of preference.

ya'll reet!

Ive Just Done My First Skin And I'm Pretty Dam Proud
Its In My Favourites Or It'll Be The One I Use!