1. full name: Lewis Oliver Price (Kinda Shit name )
2. Nicknames: Titch
3. Birthday: 16 May 1991
4. Place of Birth: Stockport in Manchester
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
6. Sex: Oooooo Yes Please! Male
7. Grade: Upper Sixth Form
8. School: Crypt
9. Occupation: None
10. Residence: Gloucester
11. MSN Screen Name: Lewis Loves Laura

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Brown with Blond and Red highlights
13. Hair Length: Fairly Short
14. Eye color: Brown
15. Weight: 8st 7lbs
16. Height: 5ft 7 - 8in
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Contact Lenses
19. Piercings: Ears
20. Tattoos: Gettin one soon
21. Right-handed or Left-handed: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: Luke
23. First Award: Can't Remember
24. First Sport: Football
25. First pet: Harry The Hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Turkey
27. First Concert: Robbie Williams

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Dunno Really
30. TV programme: Balls Of Steel or Lost
31. Color: Yellow
32. Rapper: Dunno
33. Band: Dunno, Quite Like Pendulum
34. Song Right Now: Another Planet - Pendulum
35. Friends: Too Many
36. Sweet: Haribo
37. Sport to Play: Xtreme Martial Arts (XMA)
38. Restaurant & Bar: A Place In France La Paillotte
39. Favorite brand: None In Particular
40. Store: River Island or Somewhere like that.
41. School Subject: Human Biology
42. Animal: Dunno
43. Book: Angels and Demons- Dan Brown
44. Magazine: Laura's Cosmopolitan!
45. Shoes: Comfy Trainers

___Currently___
46. Feeling: Tired
47. Single or Taken?: Taken
48. Have a crush: I Gotta Girlfriend
49. Eating: Nope
50. Drinking: Nothin
51. Typing: This..
52. Online?: Yep
53. Listening to: My New Garage CD
54. Thinking About: Laura
55. Wanting To: See Laura
56. Watching: Big Brother
57. Wearing: Jeans and Superdry Top


___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: Yeah
59. Want to be Married?: Yeah Defo
60. Careers in Mind: Ummm... Teaching Probably
61. Where do you want to live?: Gloucester/ Hartlepool
62. Car: I Have A Seat Ibiza

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Blonde
64. Hair length: Doesn't Matter
65. Eye color: Blue
66. Measurements: Umm.. Shorter Than Me Cuz Laura Is
67. Cute or Sexy: Both Please
68. Lips or Eyes: She's Gotta Have Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Mmmmm.. Both
70. Short or Tall: In Between Like Laura
71. Easygoing or serious: Depends On Circumstance
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Fairly Skinny Like Laura
74. Sensitive or Loud: Depends On Occasion
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither

___Have u ever___
78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah
79. Had Alcohol: Yeah
80. Ran Away From Home: Walked Out A Few Times
81. Broken a bone: Many Times
82. Got an X-ray: Even More Times
83. Been with someone: Yeah, I'm With Laura
84. Broken Someones Heart: Dunno, Don't Care
85. Broke Up With Someone: Yep
86. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah, Cousin
87. Cried At School: Yeah, Backflip To The Head In The Quiet Area

___Do You Believe In___
88. God: Nope
89. Miracles: Yeah
90. Love At First sight: Yep
91. Ghosts: Yeah.. I think so
92. Aliens: Lmao- Yeah
93. Soul Mates: Yeah LAURA
94. Heaven: No.. Not Really
95. Hell: Nope
96. Angels: Nah
97. Kissing on The First Date: Yeah, Have Before
98. Horoscopes: Nah Not Really, Although On Occasions They Are Correct.. Spooky

___Answer Truthfully___
99. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Nah, I Got Laura

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1. Are u a virgin?

3. Do you drink/smoke/take drugs?

4. Would you strip 4 me?

5. Are you shaved ?

6. Can i do funny things with you?

7. Do you like dancing?

8. Would u kiss me?

9. Do you do any sports?

10. How would u describe yo self?

11. Would you like to have sex with me?

12. What kind of music are you listening?

13. Would you let me touch you wherever i want ?

14. do you think im good lookin?

15.Whats your favourite food ?

16.I am happiest when?

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass.?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

15.When you get a haircut over the weekend, come into work and people ask "Did you get a hair cut?" ... No you arsewipe. I woke up this morning and it was like that.