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  • Jest z nami od: February 2007
  • Ostatnio online: 9 tygodni temu
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O mnie

Motto
I aint flying hannibal
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
<<<Which one is more drunk:D
(should i tell fergy he has a massive bit of hair stickin up at the bac?)

Fear th clan of dyno hampster katie and nicole:L

Gunz an Roses-Estranged

Old at heart but I'm only 28
And I'm much too young
To let love break my heart
Young at heart but it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart

I don't know how you're s'posed
To find me lately
An what more could you ask from me
How could you say that I never needed you
When you took everything
Said you took everything from me

Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait
When no one I know can seem to help me now
Old at heart but I musn't hesitate
If I'm to find my own way out

It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees

You Are But Seconds but Greatness

This is my Time to Shine
GIve Them Nothing but Take from Them EVERYTHING
Either get on with living or get on with dying
Moja druga połowa
Just.Do.It

Just.Do.It

If u want cashback.....dont ask him!

Music
Nothing beats Old school Rap like N.W.A and each members solo careers. Also Dmx, Mobb Deep, Cypress Hill, Kid Frost and from more recent times eminem, 50 cent, akon, Kanye West and papoose. Also like rock eg Guns and Roses, System of a Down, Kill your own by hundred reasons and Dragon force. Beats r gd as wel particuarly dance and trance and daft punk and the chemical bros snc they dont fit into any music catagory. Finally i do like the odd power ballard phil collins and genesis etc
Films
matrix trilodgy, KINGDOM OF HEAVEN , Forest Gump, bad boys 1+2, Blue Streak, 8 mile, Get rich or die tryin, Enemy of the State, the warriours, 300, The Godfather, Dawn of the dead, Hostel, 28 days later, Die Hard, dodgeball, basic, asssult on precient 13, district 13, tokeyo drift, rush hour trilogy house of flying daggers, mr nice guy, con air, most things with jackie chan and van damme in thm:D , V for vendetta THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION! the omen, Scarface, Gone in 60 seconds, 30 days of night, THE GREEN MILE(man i cried at the end of tht), Lucky number slevin, man on fire, hitch
Sports
Rugby(aboyne RC), Footy(Aberdeen FC), Cricket(Banchory CC), Elephant Polo(Scotland no longer World Champions:( )american football
poker nites:D
im also intrestd in parkour/free running(chers fergy:D )
an the christan boy has also introduced me to 'ninjaring' and combat fitness, as well as our frequent spars(wich i always win:L )-wat a guy:D
now th ballers hav bullied me into playin basketball
wel im tall and black so i ges ill fit rite in:L
Finally theres nothing beta thn ultimate frisbee in a blizzard:D
Scared Of
alarm clocks, getting hit in th nuts:O and cheese poisonin(history fergy:L ) i ges jonnys pretty terrifying as well
Happiest When
Watchin scotland win(all sports) sleeping, being with mates, playin sports, goin 2 PARRRRRRRRRRRTAYS, campin(and wht u do tere;) )
Buddhism
This is th only true religion. Fat and wise is th way 2 go-c ya on th path 2 enlitenmnt. Jesus smells(fergy lol:L )

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    • Beer vs Pussy

      A beer is always wet.
      A pussy needs encouragement.
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      A beer tastes horrible served hot.
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      Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
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      Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
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      Too much head makes you mad at the
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      If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
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      If you come home smelling like beer,
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      With beer, bigger is better.
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      Wearing a condom does not make a beer
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      Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
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      If you think all day about the next pussy
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      The worst pussy you have ever had is
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      Advantage Pussy.

      The government taxes beer.
      Advantage: Pussy.

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      R we frends?
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    • Just let it out..

      A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease,

      It warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.



      A fart can be quiet,?a fart can be loud,

      Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud



      A fart can be short, or a fart can be long,

      Some farts have been known to sound like a song......



      A fart can create?a most curious medley,

      A fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly.



      A fart might not smell, while others are vile,

      A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while......



      A fart can occur in a number of places,

      And leave everyone there, with strange looks on their faces.



      From wide-open prairie, to a small elevator,

      A fart will find all of us sooner or later.



      But farts aren't all bad, it's simply not true-

      We must never forget.......

      Good?old farts like you!

      2 komentarzy 727 dni

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    Name :   David Ian McCrae
    Nick Name :   Dyno,dynomo, mug(tom)
    Birthdate :   26/11/92
    Birthplace:   aberdeen
    Current Location:   banchory
    Eye Color:   blue
    Hair Color:   black
    Height:   6 4 i fink i am now
    Weight:   13 stone
    Piercings:   none yet, want a ear one 4 bday
    Tatoos:   none
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   fergys my bf, no gf
    Vehicle:   i wish
    Overused Phrase:   mug
    FAVORITES
    Food:   indian
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   dont rely have 1
    Candy:   tangfastics:D
    Number:   91(or 69)
    Color:   blue and silver(dunno y)
    Animal:   monkey
    Drink:   pina colada
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   brain
    Perfume:   adidas roll on
    TV Show:   family guy
    Music Album:   my native american one
    Movie:   green mile
    Actor/Actress:   lawrence fishbourne
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   pepsi
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mickey ds
    Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   dont like either
    Kiss or Hug:   oooooo kiss AND a hug
    Dog or Cat:   dog
    Rap or Punk:   rap
    Summer or Winter:   summer
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny
    Love or Money:   love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   school days 10, partys no such thing
    Most Missed Memory:   thailand
    Best phyiscal feature:   isnt tht 4 other ppl 2 judge?
    First Thought Waking Up:   is it the weekend? can i roll over again?
    Ambition:   make the world rember me
    Best Friends:   fergy, tom ,robot, jonny,garreth, hammy etc
    Weakness:   im too nice
    Fears:   alarm clocks
    Longest relationship:   bout 4 months if i rmbr correctly
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   yes:(
    Ever been beaten up:   no
    Ever beaten someone up:   wel without boastin yes
    Ever Shoplifted:   yes
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   no
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yes
    Been Dumped Lately:   no lately
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   doesnt matter as long as u can lose urself in thm
    Favorite Hair Color:   em gonna have 2 say blonde but im not 2 picky
    Short or Long:   medium
    Height:   tallish but doesnt matter
    Style:   wavy
    Looks or Personality:   looks 1st thn judge personality
    Hot or Cute   cute:D
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   i like curves so neither
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   thailand and new zealand/australia
    How do you want to Die:   skydiving without a parachute
    Been to the Mall Lately:   no
    Get along with your Parents:   yes
    Health Freak:   yes
    Do you think your Attractive:   id like 2 fink so but not 4 me 2 judge
    Believe in Yourself:   i shud alot more
    Want to go to College:   uni
    Do you Smoke:   occasional cigar
    Do you Drink:   yes
    Shower Daily:   almost
    Been in Love:   havnt we all
    Do you Sing:   i rap sometimes(badly)
    Want to get Married:   yes
    Do you want Children:   yes
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   er been close a oupl of times but no cigar
    Hate anyone:   i fink they no who they r
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    • A A
      luv A A

      Hey dude hw r ya :D xx

      16 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Tasha Fotheringham
      Tasha Fotheringham

      hiya:)
      no its not haha:L
      nah i dont have it.
      x

      18 tygodni temu
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    • Eoin
      luv Eoin

      haha hey mate
      yeah we passed, was surprised how easy it was tbh! questions were a joke.. haha that sounds slightly harsh. . but im not his greatest fan, put it that way!! umm nah, im at college down here until june, then hopefully go to Napier in september!!
      So, as far as what i think of Edinburgh Uni - can't honestly tell ya! been told its really good tho, met alot of people that go there.
      yeah ill go onto facebook at somepoint later or tomorrow and ill add ya!
      Talk to ya in a bit!

      30 tygodni temu
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      31 tygodni temu
    • Cutting Corners
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      If you're keen on a road trip to Edinburgh on the 22nd March, to party in the capital, get in touch if you're keen ;)

      38 tygodni temu
    • Samir Younes
      Samir Younes

      hey dyno
      hows ur exams going? i didnt see u at history?
      wats ur mob number asweel! lol

      38 tygodni temu
    • Fiona Boyne
      Fiona Boyne

      ahh, a secret new years resolution... hmm

      cool i have a samsung phone 2
      lol u got it for christmas and it broke a week later? how did that happen?
      xxxx

      45 tygodni temu
    • Fiona Boyne
      Fiona Boyne

      wow i can remember the first day i came 2 banchory primary, in primary 2, that must have been about 10 years ago lol a decade ago
      cool what kind of phone?
      was the curry good? very original :L
      happy new year
      got any resolutions?
      xxxx

      46 tygodni temu
    • Samir Younes
      Samir Younes

      hey dyno
      2009!! woop happy new year?
      gd x-mas? was santa gd to u lol?? wb cya

      46 tygodni temu
    • Fiona Boyne
      Fiona Boyne

      i'm ok ta
      :D
      lol i cant wait for new year either, this year has gone really fast, and i cant believe that in about 4 months i'm gonna be 17

      how was ur christmas? get many nice things? Mmm i love christmas dinner:D
      xxxx

      47 tygodni temu
    • Miss Charlton
      luv Miss Charlton

      Heya, yeah it was good thanks Did you enjoy it?
      Just cause we didn't go to the same after prom doesn't mean I didn't go to an after prom my friend!
      X

      48 tygodni temu
    • Fiona Boyne
      Fiona Boyne

      Hello!

      not talked 2 u in ages, how r u doing?
      enjoy the prom last night? did u go to any after parties?

      rite i gotta go, cya xxx

      48 tygodni temu